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Greg J.
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Why people feel so inclined to light matches sticking out of their face I have no idea. It must be some kind of compulsion to almost hurt themselves in an attempt to look brave. I think they are confusing bravery with stupidity.

30 Comments
  • lickadslit December 19, 2007

    And todays prediction is ...Twelve posts from now hatedogs will come up with a clever post , don't miss it

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  • twistatoe December 19, 2007

    haha..I love retards with matches/lighters/bikes etc etc. I think it should be a requirment when you've been deemed 'mentally defecent' to carry a 'tard's pack'. Just crammed full of all these normal everyday things that people seem to try and kill themselves with! ;) Oh, and a video camera, so CS will never run out of crazy shit :D

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  • skoal36 December 19, 2007

    i love the smell of sulfer in the morning

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  • seanyboy December 19, 2007

    Try putting it down the old jap eye then light it ya pussy hole!

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  • lickadslit December 19, 2007

    I could be nice and let twistatoe keep her first post ...but what would be the fun in that I take it in a little while.

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  • skoal36 December 19, 2007

    you meenie let the pretty gal have it, then send me pic of her

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  • lickadslit December 19, 2007

    ^^ picture ?I have no picture.^^

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  • skoal36 December 19, 2007

    lies

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  • 4kinghell December 19, 2007

    it woulda been better with sticks of dynamite instead of matches

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  • sleeko December 19, 2007

    How do you say, "Doooom Assss" in zipper head?

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  • 4kinghell December 19, 2007

    or, when the matches were lit in his mouth, blast the cunt in the face with a can of deodorant, sit back, and laugh

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  • sleeko December 19, 2007

    Hey Toes, Where ya been?

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  • hatedogs December 19, 2007

    It's the 100 yen personal Hiroshima for those who missed 1945.

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  • sleeko December 19, 2007

    ^^^ I don't care who you are, that's some funny shit, right there^^^

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  • crocfuckmee December 19, 2007

    Strike a light!

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  • peoplevshoople December 19, 2007

    working hard to fit in!!!

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  • chuud2002 December 19, 2007

    *Crosses his fingers* Come on sulfur poisoning!

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  • havanutha December 19, 2007

    I heard sulfur can shrink your cock, make your eyes close shut, and make you wanna eat shit.

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  • havanutha December 19, 2007

    Viva la Gook

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  • godless1 December 19, 2007

    I don't get it

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  • twistatoe December 19, 2007

    been good sleeko..been good! :D

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  • boneyak December 19, 2007

    Again I say EVERY country got it's share of DUMBFUCKS

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  • big_daddy305 December 19, 2007

    Need bigger, fuller lips? Try "Match Up." It's a new treatment brought to you by Maybeline.

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  • rush December 19, 2007

    ...there has to be a reason why these people are so stupid!

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  • d90girl December 19, 2007

    next......

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  • throttle86 December 20, 2007

    they shoulda slipped a bottle rocket in with them matches, now thats crazy shit!

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  • pitbull89x December 21, 2007

    i hate this cocksucker but thats a funny ass post...credit where credit is due......you still can eat donkey shit you punk ass goat fucker

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  • pitbull89x December 21, 2007

    (was talking about hatedogs)

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  • dj_feenar December 22, 2007

    Dumbass

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  • xantradorn December 23, 2007

    a chinese dragon indeed. now master Wang Dong wir show his plowess! bonng!

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