The perfect solution for that unruly pet

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Greg J.
20,432 Views 8 years ago

You've been wasting all this time using collars and invisible fences when all you had to do to get that well behaving pet you wanted was to cut it's head off and attach a blood machine to it. Just make sure you spend as much quality time with the pet as possible because it only lasts a couple hours.

59 Comments
  • lickadslit December 19, 2007

    kinda makes you want to cape one of those fuckers out and make a hat doest it?...Hey skoal can I borrow your pump?

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  • twistatoe December 19, 2007

    thats pretty amazing really...who knew you could keep a head alive?? Wonder if they ever tried it on a person before??

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  • skoal36 December 19, 2007

    only pump i use is well never mind

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  • seanyboy December 19, 2007

    No fetch then!

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  • skoal36 December 19, 2007

    lick it is for bringing water to the surface what you thinking its for?

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  • lickadslit December 19, 2007

    Ya put enough suction on it will bring something to the surface.^^

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  • gunsrgood December 19, 2007

    I think the doctor should have his own head cut off & see if the same thing happens to him.

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  • sleeko December 19, 2007

    2 faced babies, beheadings, flaming skinheads, etc. It's all good. But, I don't do animal videos....

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  • 4kinghell December 19, 2007

    would it not be easier to buy a dog. Taking that thing out for a walk would get you some funny looks

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  • lickadslit December 19, 2007

    well sleeko it isn't technically a animal video its a head video.

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  • 4kinghell December 19, 2007

    his name is Ed

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  • ramafistfadge December 19, 2007

    as if it aint bad enough he has to tickle the poor fuckers nose with a feather...!at least he wont av to clean up after it.!

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  • sleeko December 19, 2007

    I didn't watch it, so how would I know?

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  • crocfuckmee December 19, 2007

    Should have quit while he was ahead

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  • ruberneck December 19, 2007

    NO ANIMAL VIDEOS PLEASE!!!

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  • imstupid December 19, 2007

    that was dog-gone crazy....

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  • chuud2002 December 19, 2007

    Now only if we could find a way to keep a vagina alive the same way......

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  • peoplevshoople December 19, 2007

    what was the point of the vid? they kill a dog to do that?

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  • godless1 December 19, 2007

    we are now that much closer to realizing the aspirations of the writers of futurama.

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  • twistatoe December 19, 2007

    They didn't kill it...that was the point ;)

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  • judasz December 19, 2007

    FAKE! why would anyone do that? if it was that easy, they would do it with humans. FAKE FAKE FAKE

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  • dagun December 19, 2007

    Yhis is so fake! Without a body the head would not be able to move yet this dog raises his head how?

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  • big_daddy305 December 19, 2007

    Damn. I need to get one of these for the next time my dog's head get severed from it's body. Give the kids a couple of hours to say goodbye and become SCARRED FOR LIFE!

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  • big_daddy305 December 19, 2007

    Imagine this shit at little Billy's "Show & Tell"?

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  • rush December 19, 2007

    Right on "gunsgood"!

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  • first1shit December 19, 2007

    thats BULL SHIT, there is no fuckin way that would work.NO ANIMAL VIDEOS!!

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  • onlinepredator December 19, 2007

    I use a similar setup when powering my cock

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  • d90girl December 19, 2007

    someone call PETA !!!!!!!!!!quick!!!!!!!!

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  • heartless December 19, 2007

    NONE OF THIS KINDA STUFF PLEASE...

    slaughtered muslims are ok...

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  • tripod December 19, 2007

    I agree, guys. No more tortured animals, PLEASE!!! I would like to see some beheaded Muslims with their heads blinking eyelids, poking tougues out and all that. How about more dumb-shit Muslems meeting their just rewards?

    Knock it off with the animals. REALLY!

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  • harveyfofi December 20, 2007

    OMg, I hope this is fake.

    PS: I am so glad Bonsai Kittens was a hoax by MIT students.

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  • diesel91 December 20, 2007

    That's just sad

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  • twistatoe December 20, 2007

    ya'll are weak.

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  • lickadslit December 20, 2007

    For fuck sakes ..Is this crazyshit or Peta .. Pussy's

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  • realmzzz December 20, 2007

    Ok Its Real, Fk you ho ever did and has done this shit. I hope that the dog can do the same to test you out, REALLY FUCK YOU!! you piece of fucking rotten life... Your are hell and i hope you experience the same, FK YOU.........

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  • jtbrndead December 20, 2007

    you watch beheadings, shootings, skulls being smashed on the sidewalk, but god forbid, a dog...............FUCK OFF

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  • studderz December 20, 2007

    DUDE IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO THIS FUCKIN SICK ASS SADICSTIC MOTHERFUCKER IS IMM GONNA FUCKING PUT HIM 2 SLEEP WITH A FUCKIN NEEDEL IMMOBLIZE HIM AND CUT OFF EVERY LIMB OFF HIS BODY FIRST OFF WITH HIS DICK AND BALLS ILL TAKE A SLUDGE HAMMER AND SMASH HIS NUTS TO GIVE THAT DOG REVENGE!

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  • dpdiddy December 20, 2007

    thats weird medical science of the 50s for ya. you can watch a russian conscript get his head slowly sliced off, but a dog that died b4 Kennedy did... let's all freak out!

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  • booze December 20, 2007

    blowjob.

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  • studderz December 20, 2007

    dpiddy fuck u bitch now im gonna smoke a bong peace I HOPE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS GOES 2 HELL

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  • zazu pitts December 20, 2007

    fake

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  • throttle86 December 20, 2007

    useless mutt that sumbitch cant fetch me a beer!

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  • alesandro December 20, 2007

    fake as hell !! wake up dummisssssssss

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  • pitbull89x December 21, 2007

    not saying this is real or fake....but all the muscles are there to do the work that was shown....including move its head...as long as o2 is supplied to the brain it will work....thats why u see the fuckfaces being beheaded die like a minute after they are decapitated....no o2 supply: brian dies...jaw relaxes tongue falls out haha. The point they were showing was they could replicate the function of the heart(supply o2 and remove co2). But to people who say its fake...death isn't an immediate thing like the movies portray it to be...cut your head off your dead right? WRONG! Cut head off place it on back and you die 45seconds later.....if you continue to supply O2 to the severed head(be it animal or human) it will continue to interact...this is legit...and to all the peta activists and people crying animal cruelty...where do you think all the innovations in the human medical field derrived from? Success with animal experimentation. If you were dying and needed a heart transplant tell me you wouldn't take a pigs heart? Regardless of the # of pigs who died to make it possible for you to use that heart....

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  • studderz December 21, 2007

    man it was real it was frekin crying dude didnt u see his eyes go wet and shit man thats fucked i mean like y it was probly all happy in its doggi heaven and then boom hes alive bein tortured i mean thats fucked and it s all gonna happen 2 us becuase 1 day they will rise the dead and then torture out asses

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  • alybaly13 December 22, 2007

    thats some sick ass shit. who does that in there right mind. FUCK WHAT U HEARD THAT IS SOME SICK ASS SHIT.

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  • dj_feenar December 22, 2007

    Pitbull always got something to say, we can see that it moves Dude, you ain't got to give us a fuckin' technical solution to what is really happening..

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  • pitbull89x December 22, 2007

    Everyone that posts here has something to say fuckface....thats why its called a comment section. Don't like what i say skip to the next person's comment not a big deal....or you can voice your opinion and get a big Fuck Off.....by the way who is us? You and the corpse you've been fucking in your mother's basement for the past 6 years?

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  • debi4858 December 23, 2007

    NO ANIMAL VIDEOS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • xantradorn December 23, 2007

    get me a sweet gal wi' a sweet head and a sweet ass for till the op is finished.. mmm now she cant say no

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  • blackrose13 August 22, 2008

    thats so sad.. if the dog can react like that it must be able to feel pain too.... i cried watching this....

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  • lucas503 December 20, 2008

    is this like a zombie state or something

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  • kenfromdublin March 14, 2009

    Impossible head movements prove this to be a fake.

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  • phreec May 3, 2009

    sadly, it's real :(( i saw this first on charonboat a while ago (they have a HUMAN head, too). medical experiments done back in the 40's or 50's, testing the plauseability(sp?) of head/brain transplants; the fails were nerve interruption to the spinal column which cannot be corrected and that "subject heads" only lived a short while. it's like watching a train wreck; horrible but you can't look away :(

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  • phreec May 3, 2009

    CORRECTION.

    it wasn't on charonboat; i'm having a hard time re-locating it, OF COURSE!! dammit. ILYK.

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  • oblivion344 December 31, 2009

    this shits old, Hitler and the nazis did the same shit way before this and guess on who?

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  • armor December 23, 2010

    Fuck you!! evil !!

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  • honkie April 11, 2011

    WOW !!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN SHOCKED ON THIS SITE ...AND NOT BECAUSE OF THE VIDEO...ITS ALL THE MORONS THAT THINK THIS IS REAL...COME ON REALLY ??? THE FUCKIN DOGS SPINE HAS BEEN SEVERED !!!!!!!! SURE THERE WILL BE MOVEMENT...AND THERES A WORD FOR IT ...

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  • honkie April 11, 2011

    INVOLUNTARY !!!!!!! YOU MORONS !!! THE DOG IN THIS VIDEO IS RESPONDING TO WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO HIM.....YOU NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT WHEN YOU FUCKING SPINE IS SEVERED !!!!

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