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Greg J.
4,543 Views 8 years ago

Hey I've got this great idea guys! Lets start a religion that requires us to run unsanitary metal rods through our bodies to show our dedication to hamburger. Oh yeah and by the way hamburger is the name of your new god.

21 Comments
  • dagmardoom666 December 27, 2007

    wheres the grape sionide laced kool-aid??!

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  • twistatoe December 27, 2007

    Well...I have nothing to say. I think my tummy feels a little sick.

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  • 4kinghell December 27, 2007

    Durka Durka, Mohammed Hamburger.

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  • 4kinghell December 27, 2007

    If they are so dedicated to their god, and think that he will protect them all, why don't they take it in turn to poke sharp metal objects through each others ears, stright through the head to the other side.

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  • 4kinghell December 27, 2007

    or they could all perform religious vasectomies

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  • ramafistfadge December 27, 2007

    they were chantin..oowww oowww oowww!

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  • judasz December 27, 2007

    Photoshop!

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  • sleeko December 27, 2007

    Why would anyone ban, such an activity? This some of mother natures, best work.

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  • boneyak December 27, 2007

    bunch a freaks. that's gonna smart after the drugs wear off

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  • godless1 December 27, 2007

    see why can't all muslims be like this.

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  • snagqletooth December 27, 2007

    I could put a chair leg up my butt !!!

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  • havanutha December 27, 2007

    These are the "innocent civilians" that the bleeding hearts protect. They all have the teenager mentality of "watch this" and "look at me". Let's use some of that white phosphorous for some "cleansing".

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  • ikill December 27, 2007

    the e-rack-e pain olympics

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  • d90girl December 27, 2007

    MEAT ON A STICK

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  • skinafuckerrus December 27, 2007

    i wanna be a muslim priest so's i kin stab muslims all day and not get arrested.

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  • snaggletooth December 28, 2007

    snagqletooth wrote:

    I could put a chair leg up my butt !!!

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    i just bet you could pooplevshoople. ya know.. i figgered since i already OWNED yer sad lil pathtic ass if i ignored ya you would go away guess i was wrong........

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  • onlinepredator December 28, 2007

    if your barbecuing that shit after your done you can count me out.

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  • rudey December 28, 2007

    Muslims dont eat meat unless its thier familiy..

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  • peoplevshoople December 28, 2007

    snaggletooth, Jay said if we keep our shit up we will be banned dont write me or about me mother fucker !!

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  • madbasturd December 28, 2007

    cant hear much alan akbat being yelled

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  • bigstick December 28, 2007

    What kinda religon was that? "Dumbassisim?"

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