Egg drop gel

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Greg J.
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There is this substance out there called beta gel that is a space age shock absorber that will let you drop an egg from several stories high without it cracking. Now they need to make a suit like this so I can start flinging myself off buildings without worry about scraping up my elbows.

27 Comments
  • jomomma January 2, 2008

    happy new year assholes!

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  • carnutts4sure January 2, 2008

    More ignorant fucking shit from the Asians !

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  • havanutha January 2, 2008

    If this can save one egg's life and give it a second chance, then it must be worth it. Don't jump egg. You have so much to live for.

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  • unthuged January 2, 2008

    does that work with shit too? if these asians change their minds and start playing with shit again!

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  • unthuged January 2, 2008

    does that work with shit too? if these asians change their minds and start playing with shit again!

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  • 2indastink January 2, 2008

    i'd like to see them try relplacing the egg for one of the reporters.....now that would be funny.

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  • martinevans January 2, 2008

    kids of the future will be like "nigga if humpty dumpty fell of that wall why the fuck he crack man, this shit coulda saved him .... daaaam man lifes fucked up, where the weed at" if u dont know what im on about google it humpty dumpty nursery rhyme

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  • scottfree January 2, 2008

    Martin Evans, I have no idea what you're on....

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  • oreeceo January 2, 2008

    A better test would be to cover a car bonet and drive through the centre of a muslim gathering and see if they bounce off without any injurys

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  • ramafistfadge January 2, 2008

    christ!! cs.wot the fuckin ell! i thought i'd sighned in to science to-morrow for a minute......

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  • sleeko January 2, 2008

    I want a wetsuit, made of this stuff. I'm tired of reef rash.

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  • godless1 January 2, 2008

    I am beginning to think that eating shit makes you smarter.

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  • 4kinghell January 2, 2008

    I wish this stuff had been invented earlier, coulda saved me from severe psycotic tendencies I suffer from now, as a result of being dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child

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  • ikill January 2, 2008

    lets see them do that with an infant

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  • boneyak January 2, 2008

    The guy on the motorcycle in the last vid needed some of that. Even tho he got up, I'm sure he got some road rash

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  • culprite inc January 2, 2008

    lol any one say slight of hand and hard boiled egg?

    and if this shit is so good you'd think they'd have a fucking use for it wtf imma throw eggs off the roof all day good on ping no get back to makeing my shitty dollar store toys with lead paint

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  • crocfuckmee January 2, 2008

    guy gets that excited over a fucking egg?...id hate to be in the nieghborhood when hes getting a blowjob!

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  • onlinepredator January 3, 2008

    these asians are too advanced for there own good. They have actually had to dumb themselves down for entertainment.

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  • damonplz January 4, 2008

    Good. Now toss the damn asian off to see if he wont crack.

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  • skinafuckerrus January 4, 2008

    shit.i know a chick who can do that with the back of her throat.

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  • lickadslit January 4, 2008

    I'd hit the chick at the start of the clip holding the sign

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  • lickadslit January 4, 2008

    I need one to cover my nuts with

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  • friskydingo January 6, 2008

    Now you all know the ancient chinese secret of how to make egg drop soup! Yummm

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  • pacman5415 January 6, 2008

    damnit thats awsome..i want to rub that all over my body and just jump off a building XTREAM

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  • cksgns89 January 6, 2008

    monkey's country!!! japan!

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  • pablosdog January 8, 2008

    the potential for this product is unlimited. need to get that shit patented.

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  • tastyscabs October 27, 2009

    maybe they can invent something to fix their eyes

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