Mans best friend

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Greg J.
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The thing about mans best friend is he is only your best friends when they aren't eating or pooping on all your stuff. Then there is that little instance where you walk out of the shower with a chew toy attached to your crotch region. Only it's not a chew toy.

45 Comments
  • pellit January 8, 2008

    lol last again

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  • havanutha January 8, 2008

    Hang in there.

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  • havanutha January 8, 2008

    Also extreme fake.

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  • dacoops January 8, 2008

    Gotta be fake, if a dog bites your dick and doesnt let go, you are gonna do more than look if you are wafting a fart away. MUPPET

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  • snagqletooth January 8, 2008

    That is 1 lucky dog right there I wish I had my mouth on it !!!

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  • sleeko January 8, 2008

    I smell a perv. Why else would anyone, train their dog to grab their dick?

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  • rush January 8, 2008

    First the hampster, now the dog gets it!...freak

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  • gurtman23 January 8, 2008

    well sleeko how long did it take to train your dog so suck your cock

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  • 2indastink January 8, 2008

    maggot dick honkey GAY...

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  • hatedogs January 8, 2008

    Tell me I wouldn't stomp that filthy fucker back into the quarks and leptons from which he was hatched.

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  • lickadslit January 8, 2008

    Seeing his master approach him naked, Fluffy decided this time he wasn't going to be the one getting fucked

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  • 4kinghell January 8, 2008

    His girlfriend looks a bit hairy. Is she Spanish?

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  • ramafistfadge January 8, 2008

    stuffy bastard i usually av to smear jam on mine before the dog will go near it.......oops shit thinkin out loud again!

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  • 4kinghell January 8, 2008

    ^^^but your actually a man aren't you ting-tong, they won't do the operation to you in native Thailand to make you a 'real' girl

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  • sleeko January 8, 2008

    Gurts, I 'd have to pull it out yo momma's mouth, for that ta happen.

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  • sleeko January 8, 2008

    ^^^ But then again..you may have a point, cause she is kind of a bitch.

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  • boneyak January 8, 2008

    I'm thinking that's one dead fucking dog as soon as I throw a bandaid on my pecker

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  • peoplevshoople January 8, 2008

    Peeple whats up where ya been? I thought you jumped off the earth good to see you on here:-) talk to ya soon

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  • peoplevshoople January 8, 2008

    I figured it out....the dog doesn't have teeth!!! The nasty bastard knocked them out !!!

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  • jctbay January 8, 2008

    seems a little fake. that dog would have been beaten with a skateboard next to the coke machine if he tried that shit with me.

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  • godless1 January 8, 2008

    bulldog. bullshit!

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  • hatedogs January 8, 2008

    "that dog would have been beaten with a skateboard next to the coke machine if he tried that shit with me." Why wait for the dog to do anything, cake of shit? Just beat his ass flat with a skateboard because he's a filthy-assed dog. That's offensive enough.

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  • d90girl January 8, 2008

    fake and stupid !!!!!!!!!!

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  • big_daddy305 January 8, 2008

    Get off my dick, bitch!

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  • gophkyrslf January 8, 2008

    i knew shoop was a fag. first thing he's said that was original and boy what a way to do it.

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  • peoplevshoople January 8, 2008

    ^^Stop being a slut on here and go make your husbands dinner !!!

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  • mr_ant January 9, 2008

    Damn,that dude needs to learn to feed his dog more. He also needs to avoid feeding it sausages,if he has been doing that. :-P

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  • snaggletooth January 9, 2008

    peoplevshoople wrote:

    ^^Stop being a slut on here and go make your husbands dinner !!!

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    you sure do spend alot of time talking bout men having husbands yer fantasizing out loud again aint ya???

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  • peoplevshoople January 9, 2008

    Snagfag look what you post the 5th post down ya dirty whore !!

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  • gophkyrslf January 9, 2008

    shoop is a "fagmo." see, that's called a quote. no plagiarism.

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  • peoplevshoople January 9, 2008

    You just stole my word ya fucking cunt!!Talk about a hpocrite

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  • gophkyrslf January 9, 2008

    no idiot, read it. thats a quote. plagiarizing is when you say something thats not yours and you take credit for it...but you already know how to do that!! FAGMO!!!!!!! damn man, your getting weak!

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  • seanyboy January 9, 2008

    Mistook his neighbours dog for his missus again....ahem!

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  • imjusasfuked January 9, 2008

    thats some sickass shit!

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  • iseedumbppl January 9, 2008

    hi all, newbie poster here but all I gotta say is... Jackass 4???? ROFL

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  • peoplevshoople January 10, 2008

    gopgkyrslf learned a new word..."plagiarizing". He won't stop saying it !!!

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  • ouch January 10, 2008

    bad acting

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  • gophkyrslf January 10, 2008

    cause you won't stop doing it, thief! since your snag's bitch you best get back to suckin...

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  • gophkyrslf January 10, 2008

    hell, i'm amazed you even quoted ME.

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  • snagqletooth January 11, 2008

    get it right gophkyrslf,POOPHOLE getting back to eating my pussy

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  • scottfree January 11, 2008

    Hey guys! Get a life.

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  • pimpstatus6918 January 11, 2008

    looks like the dogg got his revenge cause the dude tried to rape the porr dogg in his butthole

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  • sexylea January 13, 2008

    i have this video on my phone and it actually has sound.....wheres the sound? thats the best!?!?!?! he screams like a 5 year old girl screaming at a bug hahahahaha

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  • eggsontoast January 14, 2008

    jctbay:

    "that dog would have been beaten with a skateboard next to the coke machine if he tried that shit with me."

    way to reference some old-ass shit! i remember that vid...

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  • dreamchaser October 24, 2008

    some days you wish you had a smaller cock XD

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