One of these days when my number is up I'm gonna take a car and plow it into a convenience store of some type. Not that I wanna hurt anybody but there really is nothing funnier than seeing those nasty hostess fruit pies fly all over the store.
first!! but last
The guy was walking around like he was saying (Mom and Dad is gonna kill me)!!!
this is a hold up give us all your free car wash tokens!!!
Driver didn't look at all drunk.
20 regal and a packet of king size rizzla please,,,oh yeah,, your electric door is broken
Let me get twenty bucks on pump two and make it quick, I've got a party to get back to.
i think i've done that before........i dont rem....re..re..fuck it
unthuged is back on crazyshit! WOOHOO!!
erm.....you can't park there.....i was playing patience.
Hey Welcome back unthuged, where ya been?
Oh shit not another driveby I mean drivethrough!!
Oh yeah whos gives a shit Unthugged!!!
Don't open till 7 o clock MY ASS!
It wasn't my fault somebody pushed me ..ya that is what it was.
hes got the munchies!!! give me some MARS BARS!!!!!!
Didn't you see I had my emergency flashers on? And you still got in the way
...do you sell lotto tickets here!
I like the reaction of the clerk, when that adrenalin hits fast like that you get really confused about what to do when the danger is over.
" those nasty hostess fruit pies fly all over the store." Hostess frut pies and cup cakes are the most cost-effective way to rot your teeth to the gums so you won't look out of place in your Camaro or like a foreign agent in the Texas Legislature. Show me a Camaro pilot without a dark tooth or three and I'll show you an imposter.
" The guy was walking around like he was saying (Mom and Dad is gonna kill me)!!!" ARE, poops: mom and dad ARE gonna kill me. Now if you don't don't start writing better than people to whom English a forth language, I won't loan you out to snaggleshitface any more. No more garbage dick for you for a while.
"Fuck it. While I'm here. Can I get a pack of cigarettes? I think it's time to start smoking. Oh, and do you have any headache medicine? I have a terrible hangover."
"don't don't", "forth", and "any more". Interesting, but nothing worth correcting.
What? This ISNT a drive thru bottle shop?
Mmmm Cuntry Kitchen buffet
CRASH! BOOM! SMASH! "One abba zabba and a pack of Lucky Strikes....THANKS!!" BOOM! CRASH!
she should of put up a post-it note that said"BRAKE".
hey i recognize this guy. he was an asian and virgin at the time and she said the sooner he gets a rubber the better.
hey hatesdogs "snaggleshitface"?? who the pulled yer chain? dont know ya,dont wanna know ya and anybosy that hates dogs is lower than whale shit. 'nuff said
he's all like "yeah, lemme get a pack of marb lites"
I'd like some skittles please!
snaggletooth wrote: anybosy that hates dogs is lower than whale shit,'nuff said, Reply: snagglefaggle, dont like people talking about your mom do ya?