Diary of a madman... or loser

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Greg J.
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This is what happens when you become infatuated with unattainable women and listen to shitty depressing music all the time. There is another video similar to this one but in this one fat boy actually blows his brains out at the end. Enjoy!

94 Comments
  • deathwish January 12, 2008

    1st again......... lol

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  • burgiebird January 12, 2008

    Dammit! I wanted to be first. He needed a bigger gun.

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  • gurtman23 January 12, 2008

    nice tits

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  • cksgns89 January 12, 2008

    bb gun?

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  • dagmardoom666 January 12, 2008

    whats with the facepaint?

    does it make him feel braver whilst he's killing himself to bejork? wtf

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  • adrao January 12, 2008

    that hurt me inside...

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  • adrao January 12, 2008

    you can hear all the blood flowing out of his head

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  • 4kinghell January 12, 2008

    If I listened to a whole bjork song, I would probably want to kill myself

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  • 4kinghell January 12, 2008

    and why in the name of god is he naked! As if killing yourself isn't pathetic enough, when the police find you, your shrimp of a dick is hanging out. He had nice tits though

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  • 4kinghell January 12, 2008

    and another thing, if I was ever guna kill myself, I'd probably smoke a large amount of crack, go and see a few people that I would like to fuck up first, follow the most attractive girl I can find home, and then rape her. Goto Burger king, and eat until I was sick all over the restaurant. Blow up a mosque, and then, and only then would I attempt to kill myself. Watch out for the video next week

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  • thejayman January 12, 2008

    What a fucking liar. He says those were his last words and then talks for 5 more minutes...just kill urself already!

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  • twistatoe January 12, 2008

    Amen jayman! exactly what I was thinking! He kinda seems like he was rethinking it tho.

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  • taskellusaf January 12, 2008

    no blood, but i think you can hear him piss himself

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  • rush January 12, 2008

    Once upon a time, there was crazy man, he jerked off, then he killed himself..the end...night night..sweet dreams!

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  • gophkyrslf January 12, 2008

    NOW HIRING: immediate opening for website design office job due to an employee "quitting"

    contact greg@crazyshit

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  • gophkyrslf January 12, 2008

    braveheart cracks under pressure...next on cnn.

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  • first1shit January 12, 2008

    i wanted blood splater

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  • godless1 January 12, 2008

    I did like the noise he made as he collapsed to the floor, kind of a clearing your throat and sinuses at the same time noise.

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  • briandee January 12, 2008

    sad sad sad.

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  • 4kinghell January 12, 2008

    watch the top of his head very carefully when he shoots himself, and you'll see where the bullet hits the top of the skull

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  • wileys_farm January 12, 2008

    well we almost had blood, you can watch the top of his head bulge out, The bullet almost came out the top

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  • gurtman23 January 12, 2008

    please don't poke fun at this sad time, we just witnessed a guy die because of some mental problems. we should all appreciate the moment and thank the guy for recording it and someone sending it to crazyshit so we can laugh at his silly makeup and man boobs... thank you

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  • ninja60 January 12, 2008

    The less of these fat crazy fucks the better; he only made it worse just by talking, if your going to do it, just do it! Like Nike.

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  • ninja60 January 12, 2008

    btw, that's him pissing himself. Most people do that when you ki...i mean, uh, witness a death.

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  • cuchulain January 12, 2008

    He looked like 1 of those orcs off Lord of the Rings, or Warcraft.

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  • austintatious January 12, 2008

    What dumb ass.. Everyone knows that if you want your brains to splatter on the board behind you.. it takes at least a .357 mag.. although a .45 can really get the spray all the way out to the edges.

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  • havanutha January 12, 2008

    Bjork knocked on the door 20 seconds later.

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  • curator134 January 12, 2008

    typical sad american obsessed, obese and fuckind sad

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  • gurtman23 January 12, 2008

    its Private Pyle.... Full Metal Jacket

    What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!!

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  • mandrake44 January 12, 2008

    I don't think it was real. First of all, no blood splatter. Secondly, the gurglying noice was too loud. It was all staged.

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  • bubbs daddy January 12, 2008

    you can see the bullet almost going all the way his head if u watch closely. what a fucking idiot.

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  • boneyak January 12, 2008

    Encore,Encore. What do you mean you can only do it once? Fuck!!

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  • morecowb3ll January 12, 2008

    This is why you should use ANYTHING bigger than a friggin .22 pistol to kill yourself.... he probably regretted it for a minute or two. a .45 with hollowpoints would have been fantastic!

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  • ramafistfadge January 12, 2008

    no matter what he did Darth maul just could'nt shift those last 10 pounds!!!

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  • tookalook January 12, 2008

    I don't understand how anyone can find a joke or be amused by this, for those that are FUCK YOU ALL I hope you burn in hell (if there is one).

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  • crocfuckmee January 12, 2008

    If it was faked then it was well done. the little .22(pobably hollow point)would have mushroomed going thru the upper palate, then not having enough power or velocity to penetrate the skull with its increased forward surface area, it just bounced off causing a minor impact fracture which is clearly seen occuring on the vid.-Me?; Id use what the trap and skeet shooters use.

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  • abusive January 12, 2008

    Pussy!

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  • nvr2pnk January 12, 2008

    Ahhhh, Where's the blood spatter Horatio? Air gun with an airhead!!!

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  • big_daddy305 January 12, 2008

    So after getting killed off in Star Wars, Darth Maul went on to gain a hundred pounds which depressed him further. He was found dead this afternoon by his mother "Ana Maul" (get it?). she couldn't understand why. In her news interview, she simply said "Darthy was a good boy. I blame Star Wars for this. I guess he couldn't handle the pressure of being a Sith Lord. And I honestly don't know why he was listening to Bjork and had painted his nipples. Where's the justice?"

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  • ouch January 12, 2008

    now if your president wolud just do the same thing the world would be a better place

    and we would have a better list of comments posted.

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  • macabresoren January 12, 2008

    Dude, it's not fake. I've already heard the story everywhere. I mean, yeah, it does look really fake... But I know he did kill himself in his psycho video diary.

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  • hdjd50 January 12, 2008

    I THINK THAT HE MISSED !!!!!!!!

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  • snagqletooth January 12, 2008

    my tits are smalller than his and I am a female!!!!!

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  • buttplug69 January 12, 2008

    I didn't know bjork liked niggers??

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  • morecowb3ll January 12, 2008

    South Park was right.... you can clearly hear him pissing and shitting himself. awesome.

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  • skinafuckerrus January 13, 2008

    you killed carlton....you bastard.

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  • darthmauled January 13, 2008

    Ya, he sent a package to her that contained a booby trap to spray acid or something like that...

    But the dumb shit killed him self too early and the cops saw his vids and intercepted the package before it got to her lol...

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  • 1badmofo January 13, 2008

    I think snagqletooth should show us her tittys!

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  • monkeylover January 13, 2008

    Oh God! Are you ok?

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  • pellit January 13, 2008

    id kill myself if i loved bjork the ugly bitch

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  • ouch January 13, 2008

    we will be the judge of that, SHow Us UR TiTs

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  • mg196 January 13, 2008

    I saw a documentary on this. The dude had mailed Bjork a "gift," and when she opened it, it would shoot acid all over her. When the cops found this tape, they discovered the plot and found the package. Nice tits, dude!

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  • mg196 January 13, 2008

    He needed a manzier.

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  • suntour January 13, 2008

    Now thats good humor...

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  • teamshowoff January 13, 2008

    you no there are lots op people out there just like him but he has the balls to do it and lots of you on here have so many problems that you should kill your selfs to its not hard do it and do it real good you can do it

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  • snuff_slut666 January 13, 2008

    darth maul called. he wants his makeup back

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  • chuud2002 January 13, 2008

    He got hungry....

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  • chuud2002 January 13, 2008

    And he ran outa Twinkies.....

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  • beyondfear January 13, 2008

    you gotta applaud the guy for offing himself and know one else. the guy had balls.

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  • titfuck January 13, 2008

    The gun shot wasnt that loud; probably cause his brains muffled the sound.

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  • chuud2002 January 13, 2008

    Who can blame the guy he had sausage nipples....

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  • lickadslit January 13, 2008

    he was obvious he was brain dead to start with no big deal really

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  • yor January 13, 2008

    titfuck wrote:

    The gun shot wasnt that loud; probably cause his brains muffled the sound.

    The sound is not made by the bullet you idiot. Post a video of yourself doing the same as big titty boy.

    By the way who hasnt thought about suicide.

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  • d90girl January 13, 2008

    you listen to bjorg's songs backward, it actually tells you to kill yourself and send the vid 2 crazyshit !!!!

    Give it a try :)

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  • seanyboy January 13, 2008

    Was he out of the star wars film.....put a bit of weight on aye ya mate....

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  • azzhole69 January 13, 2008

    The best of an insane dumb ass!! he Should of had a sex change he would had some nice tits for it!!! See you you in hell dumb fucker!!!! and oh yea , fuck you bjork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • havanutha January 14, 2008

    You guys need more of these videos. Look at the response.

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  • depraved012 January 14, 2008

    Apparently on his previous video "The worst of me" he did something really weird.

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  • depraved012 January 14, 2008

    Hello?

    "Is that Bjork that im talking to?"

    "Yes it is"

    "Hi, im from desperate and dateless dating agency and have i got somebody for you!!!"

    "Oh yah? Whats hes like?"

    "Well, hes about three hundred pounds, has painted his face black and red, and sitting in a room by himself playing your videos- naked!"

    CLICK!!!!

    "Hello, Bjork? Bjork?"

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  • snaggletooth January 14, 2008

    1badmofo wrote:

    I think snagqletooth should show us her tittys!.................................

    [reply..... some dweeb is useing a 1 letter-off on my name and if ya wanna see titties look in the mirror i'm sure yer man-boobs are bigger than this poor sap thank you and have a nice day

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  • eggsontoast January 14, 2008

    quit wasting oxygen and just do it! ...oh. wow.

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  • d90girl January 14, 2008

    "shitlooker wrote:

    Damn you guys are cruel! When I commit suicide, I’m not posting it here… that’s for sure!"

    What !!???.....you think this is E-harmony !???

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  • messeykorn January 14, 2008

    wow i guess after bjork left him darth maul resorted to twinkies and cheetos till he was kicked out of the sith and eventually took his own life... hey thats a great idea can someone photoshop this guy using a lightsaber instead of a gun to do himself in? Now thats some funny shit.

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  • mikem1441 January 14, 2008

    I'm new. 1st Bitches ! Okay, I've got alot to learn.

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  • jctbay January 14, 2008

    not much posted up on the BEST OF ME poster. not even brain matter obviously. that Bjork bitch is just as twisted. at least pick somebody cool to go out to like Enya or Dido..jeezz!

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  • bluezippers January 14, 2008

    not fake, just a low caliber pistol. probly a 22. not all guns make big boom boom, primates. this is real life, not the movies where every damn gun makes a loud noise. ive been waiting to see that whole video. ahhhhhhhh gurggle gurrggle .priceless

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  • cemetery man January 15, 2008

    i was waiting for chucks of is brain and skull hit the tv.

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  • cobra66 January 15, 2008

    SORRY FUCK!!

    i mean really!!

    who shoots

    them self now

    a days!!

    i thought blowing

    ur self up was in?

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  • squrlnutz January 19, 2008

    the pink titties made this video for me...oh yeah...and the fact that this self-loathing retard killed himself over bjork....i weep for our society

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  • azsunrise53 January 20, 2008

    you notice he sits there and breaths over and over its like he is getting ready like he was scared hmm still crazy shit on crazy shit lol

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  • lancecpl_20 January 20, 2008

    why dose he gotta be naked? i would have at least masterbated one last time or something before i go off and kill myself. btu thats just me.

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  • spinal12 June 18, 2008

    Sound like he farted a little when he went down

    and when the cops got there thy had a lot of shit

    to clean up he's poop plus him and the blood.

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  • frostlwc July 13, 2008

    wow killin your self over a bitch???? got me fucked up

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  • frostlwc July 13, 2008

    killin yourself over a bitch??? got me fucked up

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  • nmanmpl November 2, 2008

    what puzzles me is the fact that bjork just sucks...and if you're going to kill yourself over a someone like that, at least make it someone that would be worth it...I'd kill myself for Cher...haha

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  • reddog122657 December 14, 2008

    Thats the way the mob used to do a hit.Shoot them in the head with a 22.Not enough velocity to go all the way through,the bullet bounces around inside your skull and scrambles your brain.Hence you are dead.I think that guys brain was scrambled a long time ago.

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  • jskynnyz January 19, 2009

    did you hear the blood gushing out onto the floor???? that was sick...or maybe he was pissin himself????idk???? either way it was sick...and why bjork???? why not someone good or who can sing worth a fuck....lol...

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  • twatface February 24, 2009

    surely people can think of better ways to kill themselves at least make it a bit more entertaining the arabs set the bar pretty high i dont know how anyone can top 911

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  • iluvwomen April 28, 2009

    sounded like a paintball handgun, maybe choked on a paintball,who really cares.

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  • beefykeefy June 17, 2009

    typical fuckin yank

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  • dumb_spooks March 26, 2010

    Bjork fans need to join this bandwagon.

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  • tha_ringmaster November 20, 2010

    i love this fucking vid almost as much as i love how the bullet ALMOST makes it out the top of his cranium, only to bounce around in there and scramble his "brains" or whatever was up in there!

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  • tha_ringmaster February 2, 2011

    he's one of the lucky ones... i mean, i've been thinking about death more and more, especially since discovering this site, lol...... and i actually have an amazing family, 2 beautiful kids, a wonderful wife... but the thought of death and whatever, IF ANYTHING, comes afterward. it's so fascinating, yet so far from my grasp, but that's fine.. i love life now... i've rambled.. i'll leave this alone now... good vid tho, always been my no.1 fav on this site!

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  • tricksmil3y May 4, 2012

    KAZAAM! lol

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