Guess what? It's your lucky day! You know how I know that. Even though you got plowed over by an avalanche you actually were found unlike most of the other people it happens to. Now count your asshole blessings and get yourself off the slopes.
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i fucking hate people that ski.....well deserved.
I don't see the problem. You wanted snow, there it is. Ski, dumbass!
yodelling and snow boarding at the same time was never going to be a safe sport
That's for killing all those snowflakes.
The Seanyboy survival handbook ( pge 78 ) states that you have to piss and shit yerself if yer stuck under 6 feet of snow because A)- Shit stinks and dogs love it and B)- Piss is warm, snow is cold. By the time you get a chill a St Bernard will be there with a tot of the good ole sherry... hip hip hoorah!
OMG, he's drowning in...snow?
Piss your way out, you fuck'n moron!
LOL, it's only a snowboarder. I can hear God right now saying, 'sorry dude'.
Yeah, I snow skied once in my life. I about broke my body in several pieces the first time coming down. I spent the rest of the trip with beer and a doobies at the bottom of the mountain.
Quick build a snowman on top of him.