How NOT to stop a knife wielding nazi

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Greg J.
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I don't like to tell people how to do things but if you want to survive a encounter with a crazy Nazi dude with a knife punching him in the head and ignoring the knife is not the way to do it. That dull pain you feel in your sides will be throbbing a couple seconds after you realize your bleeding all over the place.

31 Comments
  • havanutha January 24, 2008

    Why the fuck are five people running from one in the first place? Punks probably have black laces in their docs and SHARP tattoos.

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  • imstupid January 24, 2008

    first bitches

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  • unthuged January 24, 2008

    it's just like the simple game of rock, paper and sc...! (I forgot how to spell it!! u knw the paper cutting device!)

    U don't punch a dude with a knife, espelly (can't spell this too) if he's crazy!

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  • buttplug69 January 24, 2008

    that fucker got stabbed in the kidney

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  • skinafuckerrus January 24, 2008

    i was stabbed twice as a bouncer.once saving a white mans unworthy life.people always start shit,but i'm easy going,for i am a generous god,so,i "FINISH HIM".

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  • shimmery315 January 24, 2008

    dictionary, use it...

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  • jomomma January 24, 2008

    how do you say it? oh yeah, "you're doing it wrong" motherfucker!

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  • alanakbar January 24, 2008

    Damn, and he started off so well, too.

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  • ramafistfadge January 24, 2008

    shoulda said in the words of obe 1 canobi...anakin dont do this,i have the high ground...... or kick the shit outta his head!

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  • first1shit January 24, 2008

    that doesnt work

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  • twistatoe January 24, 2008

    That's why I exercise my right to bear arms. Is your knife faster than a bullet? Yeah, didn't think so.

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  • hellbent87 January 24, 2008

    Chuck Norris would have slid down tha rail and cut that dudes head off wit tha back of his cowboy boot.

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  • snaggletooth January 24, 2008

    anybody else wanna be a hero??? didn't think so....LOL

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  • imstupid January 24, 2008

    and again, fuck.....2nd and 10th bitches....

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  • merlin1313 January 24, 2008

    I'm just like twistatoe. If your knife can stop my 158gr jacketed hollow point you are a BAD MF

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  • boneyak January 24, 2008

    Moral of this story, Never bring just fists to a knife fight. Unless your a bad ass martial arts expert.

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  • truckingman January 24, 2008

    The guy should have a M_FUCKING WEAPON LIKE A BASE BALL BAT, KNIFE, OR A M_FUCKING GUN; A DOUBLE BARROW 12GA. SHOTGUN OR A 12GA. SPAS LOADED WITH MOTHER FUCKING" STEEL SLUGS. ONE CRAZY NAZI ASS BITCH DOWN FOR THE MOTHER FUCKING COUNT, BITCHES!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • ouch January 24, 2008

    Stabba Dabba Doooooooooooooooo

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  • godless1 January 24, 2008

    did this fight have to take place in a stairwell.

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  • seanyboy January 24, 2008

    I would just shit myself and the guy would run away from the smell..... faster than a bullet, a knife, a bat, aaaaand a bow and arra, anyday.

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  • seanyboy January 24, 2008

    And a tactical thermonuclear weapon.....

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  • peoplevshoople January 24, 2008

    i hate knives.they remind me of the coat hanger i dodged as a fetus.

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  • peoplevshoople January 24, 2008

    ARF,ARF,ARF ^^

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  • john_conner January 24, 2008

    fuck off nazi punks

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  • rush January 25, 2008

    ..that pizza delivery guy was some angry!

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  • ninja60 January 25, 2008

    That, or learn how to out run everyone else!

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  • loserboyed January 25, 2008

    funny first time...now you're just being greedy

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  • d90girl January 26, 2008

    STUPID PUNKS

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  • commoneagle January 27, 2008

    one of the dumbest things i've ever seen on cs... dude musta thought he was clint eastwood or some such hero with the power of one punch ko

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  • commoneagle January 27, 2008

    oh and it looked like a perfect set up in a stairway... the person on the lower steps is very vulnerable to so many tactics besides the moron punch that it is truly pathetic for some one to not take him out... oh well i am kind of a dum ass too just for writing this comment that'll likely never get read this far down the line...

    ....NOT FIRST...

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  • joecommonsense January 30, 2008

    that looked like nemo kid vs neo nazi kid.

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