Skateboarder racks nuts on metal pole

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Greg J.
5,123 Views 8 years ago

This is a great idea for the sterilization of the future skateboarding idiots of America. We should set up a course for all these assholes where the goal is to avoid metal poles and make it virtually impossible. Asshole problem solved.

26 Comments
  • azparttime January 29, 2008

    first

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  • straticus January 29, 2008

    ^^^^What?, you want a fucking cookie or something?

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  • alanakbar January 29, 2008

    I'll help fund said poles.

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  • twistatoe January 29, 2008

    Hahaha!! I'm watching that again!

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  • sleeko January 29, 2008

    The flip side of evolution. This kind of mutant, doesn't breed.

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  • havanutha January 29, 2008

    They'll never drop now.

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  • 2indastink January 29, 2008

    it's like kids are young adults.....how strange???.

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  • buttplug69 January 29, 2008

    *smile*

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  • 4kinghell January 29, 2008

    I rekon if he went head first, his head woulda popped out his ass hole

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  • imstupid January 29, 2008

    ouch...fuck...thats enough to make your teeth crack...

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  • snaggletooth January 29, 2008

    thinnin' out the gene pool LOL

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  • tripod January 29, 2008

    Mashed testicles. Better him than me.

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  • boneyak January 29, 2008

    If he makes it to Adulthood. We'll see him again on his crotch rocket trying to pull wheelies (with no helmet) Can't wait.

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  • godless1 January 29, 2008

    after years of being an alter boy and the father's favorite, in his later years, Petey had to go to extreme measures for sexual stimulation.

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  • jp5er January 29, 2008

    I bet his nut hurt so much he didn't realize that he also broke his shoulder. Well at least he didn't hit his head! What a maroon! Put some brakes on that fuckin' thing for going over 30mph!

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  • ikill January 29, 2008

    thatll teach that brit that luging is only for pusseys...well i guess that sort of applies to him now anyways since his nuts are now in his throat

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  • big_daddy305 January 29, 2008

    And that's how John became Joan. He smashed his groin so hard on that pole that everything inverted and his balls became ovaries.

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  • ramafistfadge January 29, 2008

    bolx ended up under his armpits....!

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  • ninja60 January 30, 2008

    This is where my fucking tax dollars should be going.

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  • ouch January 30, 2008

    limp it off fag

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  • areolaman January 30, 2008

    fuckin dumb ass

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  • seanyboy January 30, 2008

    You should of gone further up the hill!

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  • crocfuckmee January 31, 2008

    I GUESS HE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIS OWN KIDS BEING STUPID

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  • truckingman January 31, 2008

    "Night in the Ruts, RIGHT IN THE NUTS;" BITCHES!!!!!!!!! ROMFF LMMFAO!!!!!!

    AeroSmith - Night In The Ruts

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman January 31, 2008

    FUCK, FUCK, FUCK is that all kids know what to say???

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • rockinron March 6, 2010

    i often wondered why navy pilots got nervous while landing on deck. this kid knows the answer well!! the sudden stop that smashes your nuts. only his was a pole and not a airplane seat harness!!

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