Helictopter man

crazyshit
7,933 Views 8 years ago

It's about damn time that they started having some kind of flying shit for the solo man. My only question is ''Where the fuck are my motherfucking Jetpacks!" I swear to god they shouldn't have advertised them so heavily when I was younger if they weren't gonna have them. Rocketeer my ass.

34 Comments
  • lickadslit February 1, 2008

    Bet that will scare the hell out of the neighbors dog.

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  • lickadslit February 1, 2008

    Its all good until you wreck that fucker....not much protection from the props

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  • sleeko February 1, 2008

    A whole new kind of Bean and Cecil hat.

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  • ramafistfadge February 1, 2008

    cool! a poor mans helicopter!!! i'll av one!

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  • boppalilbit February 1, 2008

    when he was getting into that thing his head was right in the path of the blades. we shall see this asshole on here in the future. "GO CRAZYSHIT"

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  • ramafistfadge February 1, 2008

    ^^^your right keep that camera rollin...

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  • godless1 February 1, 2008

    A lot of noise and it doesn't go very far....is it a Harley?

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  • 4kinghe1l February 1, 2008

    fuck me that was cool maaaan

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  • havanutha February 1, 2008

    Well there goes $50 worth of gas.

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  • judasz February 1, 2008

    What about sitting under the tail pipe? Pass out in midflight and crash.

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  • crocfuckmee February 1, 2008

    What a fucking pearler! Once a few of the bugs are ironed out, I can see the military re-defining the term "airborne troops".

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  • dykeslayer February 1, 2008

    this video sucks! i was waiting for the blades to chop his fucking head off or something

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  • thersaholycow February 1, 2008

    If we all drove around in our own flying cars there would be a lot less dumb ones out there...

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  • hatedogs February 1, 2008

    "I swear to god they shouldn‘t have advertised them so heavily when I was younger if they weren‘t gonna have them. Rocketeer my ass." I'm with you, assfuck: I wanted one of those rocket rides worse than I wanted pussy -- at least until I turned fourteen.

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  • hatedogs February 1, 2008

    "licksomerunnyshit wrote:

    Bet that will scare the hell out of the neighbors dog." The way to scare the neighbors dog is to cream it's fucking ass with a skateboard 'side the fucking stinking head.

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  • boneyak February 1, 2008

    Looks uncomfortable. I'll wait for the kinks to be worked out before I get one. I was hoping the guy was gonna crash too. Stay tuned.

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  • seanyboy February 1, 2008

    21st centuary barbers hey!

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  • loserboyed February 1, 2008

    From the people that brought you the latest innovations in rail travel and Zyklon-B....

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  • macabresoren February 2, 2008

    Fucker's been stuck in my tree all week.

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  • fuckinughh February 2, 2008

    inspector gadget should have patended that shit basterds...

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  • snaggletooth February 2, 2008

    godless1 wrote:

    A lot of noise and it doesn’t go very far....is it a Harley?

    [reply] posted on: 02.01.08 1:09 PM

    LOL sounded like a riceburner to me !!!

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  • ouch February 2, 2008

    i was waiting for something to happen... did this site change it's name to stupid shit ?

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  • commoneagle February 2, 2008

    snaggletooth hey dude...... guess what rice burners get good mileage most of um anyhowway.... I am an old biker type from the 70's and have due respect... yet one must admit the truth... one thing about truth.... you can't get round it.. it is what it is... Harley’s are purposely noisy don't get great mileage and in the old days needed meticulous maintenance to even keep um running yea Harley a he man scooter. I want a crotch rocket again... had a Z-1 900 and loved it. Piss or p. s. fuck mine spellin.

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  • commoneagle February 2, 2008

    ohh shit forgot to say... way cool toy.. keep your head on streight though or your not gunna keep it at all. the racket might scare all the game from the wood behind my home here... good dame poachers anyhow...

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  • jp5er February 2, 2008

    Hey Jay !! Her's a link to those Jet Packs You wanted. jetpackinternational/equip.html

    You need to get one and get some video of you flying it!

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  • truckingman February 2, 2008

    Two prop.s, one counter rotation transmission, one bike seat, one 500cc model airplane engine, 5 to 10 pounds of steel and/or aluminum, one bike break hand (as therotall), three four foot aluminum poles = ONE MOTHER FUCKING" BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKING" MICRO CHOPPER, BITCHES!!!!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman February 2, 2008

    Hey check this SHIT OUT, BITCHES!!!! ROCKETRY MOTHER FUCKING" REALLY KICK SOME MOTHER FUCKING" ASS, BITCHES!!!!!LOMFL!!!!

    the-rocketman/

    the-rocketman/rocketb elt.html

    rocketbelts.americanrocketman/

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • dazzza February 4, 2008

    beats the fucking highway

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  • jayjayevans February 4, 2008

    Wow....a whole 3 feet in the air!

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  • skinafuckerrus February 6, 2008

    i want one so i can shit on my neighbors roof.

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  • oakmont February 8, 2008

    An other failed invention for 007

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  • tinkdaddy April 3, 2008

    that wa quite possibly the coolest and possibly the most dangerous toy i have seen in a LONG time...

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  • linc September 7, 2008

    I want one

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  • rockinron February 1, 2011

    engine failure is not an option

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