Skateboarder almost knocks his eyeball out

crazyshit
4,660 Views 8 years ago

The problem with things like skateboarding is you can be doing the most mundane trick and wind up brain damaged for life. I guess you could say the same thing about slippery floors but people don't try to look cool on them as often.

31 Comments
  • russian17boy February 3, 2008

    Vlad WAZ HERE first bitches

    fucking skaters hes talking about it like its some big ass plane crash

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  • unthuged February 3, 2008

    "I think I'm Tony Hawks, but I really suck at skateboarding"

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  • thunderbutt February 3, 2008

    Should have done it twice just to be sure

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  • thunderbutt February 3, 2008

    commie cocksucker

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  • twistatoe February 3, 2008

    I love how it takes him a minute to explain what went wrong. I can tell what your first mistake was: dodging that coathanger.

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  • unthuged February 3, 2008

    ^^LMAO, I bet Vlad is crying under his bed now...

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  • 2indastink February 3, 2008

    if i was that skateboard i would smack that cunt in the face for standing on me...."get off me you ugly piece of piss"......WHACK!

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  • thunderbutt February 3, 2008

    Not big on comebacks is he, unless someone else is coming on his! HAAA!

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  • unthuged February 3, 2008

    ^^LOL

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  • thunderbutt February 3, 2008

    Can't hear him cry when his face is buried in a pillow. Commie commie, Hey commie I got you hairy assed mother over here, drunk and unshaven

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  • thunderbutt February 3, 2008

    Whats with the way she smells? Like cheap vodka. Guess I'll just have to flip her over.

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  • 4kinghe1l February 3, 2008

    11th hoes

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  • 4kinghell February 3, 2008

    listen carefully, and he says 'I didn't know that it was going to go wrong until it happened' .......well duh!

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  • madbasturd February 3, 2008

    i think i know what went wrong.. hes a moron

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  • seanyboy February 3, 2008

    Get a proper job!

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  • sleeko February 3, 2008

    I'd like to do a fakey front cab, off that chicks ass, on the left.

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  • peoplevshoople February 3, 2008

    ^^LOL

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  • traczyk February 3, 2008

    Fucking retard.

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  • boneyak February 3, 2008

    And he said "when I found out I might not see again it was like a brick wall hit me" Correct me but, I think it was a skateboard. And I think it knocked more loose than your eye. At least you got another one. Care to try again?

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  • welshlongman February 3, 2008

    i went to see the eye doctor, and he gave me an eye exam.YOU FOOOKIN RETARD............

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  • truckingman February 3, 2008

    LMMFAO ROMFF!!!!!! The BIOTCH got POWNED by his MOTHER FUCKING" SKATE BOARD and Almost LOST HIS MOTHER FUCKING" LEFT EYE!!!! LOMFL!!! But serasilly, No one Wants to loose their MOTHER FUCKING" EYE SITE, so Remember to MOTHER FUCKING" Alway WEAR YOUR MOTHER FUCKING" EYE PROTECTION When you're trying to be a JACKASS, BITCHES!!!!!! Also, no matter what; we all get MOTHER FUCKING" FUCKED on slippery floors!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • crocfuckmee February 4, 2008

    I wish skateboarding was Iraq's national sport.

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  • snaggletooth February 4, 2008

    lol what a dweeb!!

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  • ouch February 4, 2008

    quick! whats the number for 911

    Medic! Medic!

    Walk it off you fucking lame ass

    my 12 yr old had a bigger stack than that and he walked it off you FAG

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  • lickadslit February 4, 2008

    If I was dumb enough to do that ,,I sure as hell wouldn't be dumb enough to narrate a film about it.

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  • meatballsauce February 4, 2008

    This has to be the best show ever since The A-Team.

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  • godless1 February 4, 2008

    POP! goes the eyeball

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  • snagqletooth February 4, 2008

    he's cute though

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  • skinafuckerrus February 5, 2008

    snagqletoof,you yuck mouf bastid,have a cock and a smile already.the gay talk is getting tired,you dingle fairy.

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  • skinafuckerrus February 5, 2008

    it wasn't clean enough.snkkk.that's what she said.

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  • peoplevshoople February 6, 2008

    ask him shoopie

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