Hassan Machete Chop!

crazyshit
34,762 Views 8 years ago

If you have ever cut yourself with machete you know that's it's not quite a pleasant experience. Slicing yourself open with a rusty knife is a good way to seal your jaw shut. Now I just wonder who the hell this guy pissed off to get chopped up like this.

31 Comments
  • gophkryslf February 8, 2008

    First bitchess

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  • first1shit February 8, 2008

    im first,hahahaha fuckers

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  • gophkryslf February 8, 2008

    gotta hurt man

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  • Greg J. February 8, 2008

    Hey Gophkryslf check your email.

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  • alanakbar February 8, 2008

    That'll teach you to sexually assault little girl!!! Hint hint, sleeko.

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  • skinafuckerrus February 8, 2008

    FUCK!!!i said skin him.not almost skin him.

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  • skinafuckerrus February 8, 2008

    i give you a c+for effort.get-to-it skinners.

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  • chuud2002 February 8, 2008

    Pffft whada a pussy..... It's only a scratch.

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  • buzzhawg February 8, 2008

    Doctor, we just ran out of Barbie Bandaides.

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  • havanutha February 8, 2008

    "Can't we all just get along?"

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  • 4kinghell February 8, 2008

    The circumcision went terribley wrong

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  • gophkryslf February 8, 2008

    That dude got fucked up

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  • peoplevshoople February 8, 2008

    When he bent his head down I seen rice!!so he must have been eating when this took place

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  • ikill February 8, 2008

    wow im glad we have scruff mcgruff instead of achmar the machete wielding maniac

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  • ikill February 8, 2008

    ^Take and arm off of crime

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  • bigstick February 8, 2008

    Thos guy is obviously on the cutting edge of something....really sharp.

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  • macabresoren February 8, 2008

    Mm, machetes are my best friend... Now if only I could find a purse big enough to keep one on me at all times...

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  • boneyak February 8, 2008

    I guess we'll have to just call him "Gash" now.

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  • rush February 8, 2008

    ..I think O.J Simpson did it!

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  • truckingman February 8, 2008

    HOLLY MOTHER FUCKING" SHIT, I am surprised that he's still walking. I mean look that MOTHER FUCKING" Slice down his MOTHER FUCKING" Back!!! I Don't want to find the MOTHER FUCKER Who did this SHIT, but if the this guy, the Blooding FUCK, was a Pedophile, KILL THE MOTHER FUCKER FOR HURT KIDS, BITCHESS!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • crocfuckmee February 8, 2008

    How many stitches! I dunno if theres enough cotton on the African continent to sew that lot up.(Maybe chainsaw juggling just aint his thing)

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  • ramafistfadge February 8, 2008

    he dint panic at all? in fact he kept it together pretty well..! kerr-ching!

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  • pandochka February 9, 2008

    This is the kind of guy who could get his head chopped off, staple gun it back on, and drive himself to the hospital. one tough cookie!

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  • ouch February 9, 2008

    imagine the mess when they finally find out we make chain saws too.

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  • betty-machete February 11, 2008

    chop chop that shit up!

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  • lakeshia217 February 11, 2008

    i wonder who he pissed off

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  • cmeklwn April 15, 2008

    get him a bandaid already

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  • iamdrunk April 26, 2008

    He´s already dead

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  • patton303 May 8, 2008

    See what happens when you fuck somebody in the ass Larry?

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  • jerzdevldawg July 20, 2009

    wut up home slice? oh! my bad...

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  • rockinron March 30, 2010

    put a bandaid on it ya pussy its just a flesh wound!!

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