As if we didn't need to tell you Florida was already fucked up. Seems like the prisons are a little more fun than anyone noticed. Drinking games are still dangerous and next time you go to the bar you might have to tell someone to shut their kid up.
THERE'S the shit!
Dude! That was dramatic AND traumatic!! Keep shittin' Whoa! 1st AND 2nd?
and there you have it
Nice! Greg, it looks like that "glare-be-gone" is working. Try two coats next time.
Who the fuck is Scott?
Breast feeding should be banned in all bars........."NOT!!!"
What, ya can't bottle feed yer baby? In a bar? Break out the milk juggs.
i threw my beeper in a river back in the day.this freak was beeping me over my monthly limit in one days time.kersploosh.
He probably REALLY needed another rock skina fuckerrus!
just a good ol in the big city
Doin better today Jay. Only studdered 3 times. So either you took 3 less Percocets today or you took my advice constructively as intended. PS.. You're my hero. Don't let my harsh criticism take away from how much I wanna pinch one off on your chest.
EATME!!!where ya been sweet meat.man i wanna bang yer filthy mouth while you type your dirty thoughts on screen.she wanted sweet dick willy to deliver the goodness .but i'm from the islands,fishing comes before pussy.well,unless the pussy go fishing then i guess i eat her.mmmfffff fish on.sweet music.
i always said there should be at least a day or two a year open season on kids right at the age where the fuckers stop being cute.i got one.BAM!!!go see your taxidermist and you got em forever.well,until you croak.ahem...
Jay was my hero till he said YALL!
ouch, if you and any of y'all other perverted motherfuckers on here don't like y'all, y'all can all stick y'all up y'all's yankee fuckin' asses.
Oh, yeah: fuck the strollers. Just keep the goddamn filthy dogs out, and bust their asses with a skateboard while you're at it.
Before you degenerates try out for news casting again, try rehearsing your monolog. In fact try useing grammer. Even American English, sounds good if you read and speak it correctly.
savageturd, the English arts guru/fuckwad, offers a brainfart or two regarding spoken English, but writes an assfull when he writes: "In fact try useing grammer" Two of the five words are misspelled and he's short one comma. Fucking genius.
Couldent have wroted it betters myself
Dont forget monologue...cuz monolog literally means one log...like shit...hey maybe he meant crazyshit!!!
MOTHER FUCKING" Why all of this BULLSHIT happens in, the state were I live, Florida!!!!! Is Florida a MOTHER FUCKING" Magnet for SHIT?????? J^&$^&$ MOTHER FUCKING" Ch&*^&(%(^&!!!!!!!!! Also, the MOTHER FUCKING" ASSHOLIC Bartender should be punished in the way the 16 year old died, MOTHER FUCKING" ALCOHOL POISONING, BITCHESSS!!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
excuse savagebitch if your gonna be a corrective surgeon,get the fucking cock outta yer mouf when yer typing cum drop.or is that how you speak in that den of thieves.
flori-duh! flori-duh! flori-duh!
Im surprised you bigot's found all those errors. Wow. I was trying to speak your own basterdized version of English, so you could keep up with my suggestion. Either way keep it up, you make me really really happy, to not be an over-patriotic self-praising American Degenerate. Smile, you live under the "Canadian Shield"