Look both ways before getting smashed by a car

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Greg J.
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The trick to walking across the street is not getting hit. Plain and Simple. Just because you look both ways doesn't automatically make you immune to the truck bumper hurtling down the road at your soon to be tossed corpse.

25 Comments
  • imstupid February 14, 2008

    first bitches...

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  • taskellusaf February 14, 2008

    2nd bitches~

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  • peoplevshoople February 14, 2008

    turd bitchess

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  • tigertiger February 14, 2008

    Christ walk it off, hmmm 4th what a loser I am.

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  • unthuged February 14, 2008

    it's funny how after the guy gets hit, some of them run back to the side... hahahahaHa idiots!

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  • taskellusaf February 14, 2008

    Jay Walking---- your doing it wrong

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  • 4kinghell February 14, 2008

    you can't fully appreciate working limbs until your paralysed

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  • 4kinghell February 14, 2008

    your, you're, whatever

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  • unthuged February 14, 2008

    ^^^yea totally! 1 moose, 50 moose..who gives a fuck!

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  • shimmery315 February 14, 2008

    It was a one-way! Fucktards!

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  • hatedogs February 14, 2008

    LOL, I love the way the rest of the gooks initially retreated.

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  • skyartist February 14, 2008

    frogger for asians

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  • magnumjack February 14, 2008

    Where's an 18 wheeler when you need one...

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  • skinafuckerrus February 14, 2008

    sound he said"mmmmoooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy".

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  • skoal36 February 14, 2008

    i seen one red car

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  • boneyak February 14, 2008

    They must be used to this those two just got right up like nothing happened

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  • havanutha February 14, 2008

    If your actually gonna stop the car and get out, you might as well finish the job and stab him in the throat.

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  • godless1 February 14, 2008

    I could have thrown them farther than that

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  • ramafistfadge February 14, 2008

    ^^^ now thats funny..gotta say though if your gonne walk infront of a car at least do it infront of a expensive motor(more compen!) instead of a fuckin van! numb nuts!

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  • ramafistfadge February 14, 2008

    oh yeah last.cos i cunt get through the door for all the cards!!!!!!!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  • ikill February 14, 2008

    thankfully the spin sent his wallet flying into my hand, saving me all the work of running up to his corpse and taking it from his pocket.

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  • eatme February 14, 2008

    last?

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  • eatme February 14, 2008

    bitches?

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  • crocfuckmee February 15, 2008

    sorry. LAST word: suicide by stupidity.

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  • rhd2000 February 17, 2008

    Good educational film on jaywalking... just fucking with you

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