You love this shit: Space Monkey, Prison Dating Sites, and Razorblade Candy

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Greg J.
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Well the mass marketing motherfuckers in the media have forced me to buy another box of chocolates. That's ok though because I just found this hot babe that's ready to post bail. Maybe we'll go back to the house and play a little space monkey. If not I got some candy she might like to try.

16 Comments
  • big_jeffrey72 February 14, 2008

    first mother fuckers

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  • big_jeffrey72 February 14, 2008

    oh shit its Jay Bon Jovi

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  • crocfuckmee February 14, 2008

    Valentines Day!! farrrrk.(how do I email a box of chocolates to youporn?)

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  • yokiti February 14, 2008

    How do you send chocolates to quite possibly one of the best free porn sites out there? Melt a Hershy's Dark in your preferred hand and use it as lube tonight.

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  • 4kinghell February 14, 2008

    is Jay still taking his medication??

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  • 4kinghell February 14, 2008

    I'll play who can stay on fire the longest. That sounds fun.

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  • ramafistfadge February 14, 2008

    even better than the razer in sweets.buy a bag of revels ok. and then get someone with a nut allergy and wait for him/her to eat the chocolate peanut..?

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  • ramafistfadge February 14, 2008

    and yes i have someone special....special needs!!!

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  • drtyrell February 14, 2008

    BRAVO! No fuck ups!!

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  • havanutha February 14, 2008

    Most of my girlfriends are spending time with their husbands tonight. I really think a cupid costume on one of you two clowns would've been appropriate for the daily shit.

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  • godless1 February 14, 2008

    Can I eat the steak while I get the blowjob, cuz that would be the shit right there.

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  • eatme February 15, 2008

    Steak & a blowjob? I'm so hungry I'll just take the blowjob!!! Still laaate! Oh well, had to go to the beach. Sun shinin' & all. Happy Valentines Day BEEEAAATCHES!!!

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  • eatme February 15, 2008

    Good posts today people! Looks like we're all just gettin' along. Maybe Rodney King WAS right. Who knew? Love ya'll & suck my tiny Valentine dick!! BAAWWAAAHAHAHA!!

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  • commoneagle February 15, 2008

    you mentioned in wed's edition that them bitches who don't like your abilitys as broadcasters they could eat shit and die.... no doubt i think you bastards do just fine

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  • madbasturd February 15, 2008

    Hey Jay I have an game idea for kids.. russian roulette with a tazer.. i can see woolworths selling this at xmas..

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  • skinafuckerrus February 16, 2008

    any ladies out there need bail and,is using the internet set up in the jail library.if your hot hollaaaaa.you gotta sucky sucky long time.and on numerous occasions.and i don't give a fuck about yer berfriend.so get a pickle from the kitchen for two packs and "get to it".

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