There has got to be a better way to execute hostages

It's a good thing Alan Akbar pulled out his extra sharp dull sword to perform for this beheading video. That way the poor prisoner only felt three or four whacks to his throat during that execution. Next time they should just bludgeon him to death with the shovel they are gonna bury him with.

43 Comments
  • sleeko February 20, 2008

    Finally, alan akbar goes over to Harbor Freight, and gets himself a proper machete.

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  • straticus February 20, 2008

    Cool dead people.

    First!

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  • sleeko February 20, 2008

    ^^^^ Right???

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  • dreadlock February 20, 2008

    wooot 4th

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  • straticus February 20, 2008

    ^^How the fuck did that happen i even refreshed it after I posted

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  • buttplug69 February 20, 2008

    How come these motherfuckers never try and defend them selfs or run?

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  • eatme February 20, 2008

    These idiots have no imagination. There's a whole slew of different ways to kill peolpe. Just ask Jason Voorhies.

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  • imstupid February 20, 2008

    my son has a star wars sword just like that, and no, the thing isnt that sharp....plastic doesnt hold an edge all that well

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  • 4kinghell February 20, 2008

    Just so that everybody knows, Alan ackbar is a homosexual, who loves to suck donkey cock.

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  • skoal36 February 20, 2008

    i just wanted a little off the side

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  • snaggletooth February 20, 2008

    hell he cut the head off a dead man; i didn't see the gusher ya get when ya cut the main vein in the neck

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  • lickadslit February 20, 2008

    14 wacks just to get his head off?Guess they never heard of a chainsaw.

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  • lickadslit February 20, 2008

    Shit man!! I know I said I wanted some head but that is not what what I meant ....put it back on.

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  • havanutha February 20, 2008

    They better get that chair back to Allah's Snackbar before he notices it's missing.

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  • dazzza February 20, 2008

    shit , now i have neck ache

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  • judasz February 20, 2008

    These are getting REAL OLD.

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  • shimmery315 February 20, 2008

    i'm floating, i'm floating...awww shit.

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  • tripod February 20, 2008

    Islam has to be one of the two most evil and brutal religions ever to exist. Only the Catholic church, and what it did during the Inquisition can surpass the Muslems

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  • rush February 20, 2008

    ..I guess the Bar is now opened!

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  • godless1 February 20, 2008

    for interesting reading, check out Christopher Hitchen's book, God Is Not Great- how religion poisons everything.

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  • marvele21 February 20, 2008

    nothin like an ignorant atheist to get the party started

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  • marvele21 February 20, 2008

    .....dickheads

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  • jp5er February 20, 2008

    They do these beheadings and chant that God is Great as if it has religous symbolism. I still haven't figured out the religous meaning behind the way they hide their faces. Hmmmm

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  • crocfuckmee February 20, 2008

    I'll bet he's not real good at splitting firewood.

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  • boneyak February 20, 2008

    And they still haven't got a decent fucking camera or camera guy in that country

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  • seanyboy February 20, 2008

    I can't get my head around this beheading shit ya'll..... the only beheading that I come close to is when I tug one off in the bath!

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  • busanut199 February 20, 2008

    im thinking the same boneyak^^ sony is good i find lol.

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  • ramafistfadge February 20, 2008

    why is he shoutin for a fuckin taxi!!!!!

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  • ramafistfadge February 20, 2008

    sat there in a deck chair minding me own buisness....when all of a sudden....

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  • ouch February 20, 2008

    I just have to find a rehab place to ween me off crazy shit. It's addictive

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  • marvele21 February 20, 2008

    lmao!! ramafistfadge^^ that was hilarious after i watched it again

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  • d90girl February 20, 2008

    Almost as good as my "HD" picture on the tv..wow

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  • tweek312 February 20, 2008

    He was already dead - there was no gushing of blood.

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  • harveyfofi February 20, 2008

    I seen the full version of this video. At least he was drug out of his mind before they cut his head off.

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  • rodeye2 February 21, 2008

    at least this one got to sit comfortly.

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  • truckingman February 21, 2008

    Muslims love to MOTHER FUCKING" SPILL MOTHER FUCKING" BLOOD, once a year they slit the throats of cattle as they spill the blood on their hands, sick isn't it BITCHESS!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • skinafuckerrus February 21, 2008

    is there anywhere a gent can get some sleep with out losing his head?

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  • alanakbar February 22, 2008

    Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

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  • chikle January 22, 2009

    NOW THATS ALOT BETTER THAN THEM OTHER FUCKERS BEHEADING PEOPLE WITH LITTLE BUTTER KNIFES .

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  • bootymanager January 24, 2009

    Yeah godless, I've read Hitch's book. He's on the money with these fundamentalist motherfuckers. They don't seem to give a shit about the fact that their 'prophet' was a child rapist. That's right, Mohammed fucked children. He was also a bullshit artist, and an illiterate, thick lying fuckhead. Fuck Mohammed, fuck him in the arse with a big rubber dick

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  • thespider January 21, 2010

    and his baseball carrer was over...

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  • killtacular December 9, 2010

    Are they saying Allan Ackbar needs a taxi?

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  • cr4zy September 27, 2012

    what goes aroung comes around

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