The Daily Shit: Blackout Miami, Prostituteless Casinos, and Robbing People with Fingers

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Greg J.
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This has been a monumentous day of shit. We bring you stories of hate and love. Mostly shit. Today Florida provided much more news considering the power was out for half the state. That didn't stop some retard from trying to rob a convenience store with his finger. In the shape of a gun... Moron.

16 Comments
  • Jay D. February 26, 2008

    Fiiiirrrssttt

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  • marvele21 February 26, 2008

    hey i tried robbing a store once turned out they were all out of chicken lol cuz u know us black folk just looooooove chicken but not as much a white folk looooooooooooooooooove mayonnaise and incest....DICKHEADS!!

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  • marvele21 February 26, 2008

    ^^^my racist remark for the day^^^

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  • gophkyrslf February 26, 2008

    marvele, we arent racist. we think everyone should own a nigger.

    and by the way, if we knew you guys was gonna bitch about shit from 200 years ago we'd of picked our own fucking cotton.

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  • rc2james February 26, 2008

    HA! Go ahead and besmirch Iowa. We have even more Old people ready to head south!

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  • gophkyrslf February 26, 2008

    ^^^MY racist remark for the day^^^

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  • truckingman February 26, 2008

    FINALLY, IDIOTS IN PLACE OTHER THAN FLORIDA. :) :) Also, who in the MOTHER FUCKING" FUCK would rob a licquer store, or any store, With Two Fingers is this FUCKER looking for a ASS Beating, Dumb ASSHOLIC BIOTCH.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • ouch February 26, 2008

    Yeah Bitches! Crazy CracKeRs PoW pOw pOW

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  • eatme February 26, 2008

    Goddamnit JayD!! Get a fuckin' life! Start a website er something to give yourself something else to do besides "FIRST"!! Good one dude! Had to lol that one.

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  • shimmery315 February 26, 2008

    wish i had bbbeat him to it tho...

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  • marvele21 February 27, 2008

    gofunkle i believe everyone should own a nigger(ignorant person) too i mean i wish i owned a nigger(ignorant person) then a AFRICAN AMERICAN like me wouldnt have to do the shit i didnt want to do oo yea look up definition of nigger(ignorant person) if i wasnt clear enough for ya

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  • drtyrell February 27, 2008

    Hilarious.

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  • havanutha February 27, 2008

    The "Daily Shit" will always suck. But what do I know? I'm just a wavemaker. Suck it Trebek!

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  • jebthapm69 February 27, 2008

    True that marvele, most niggers(ignorant person) don't know the meaning. Stupid fucktards. Preach on

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  • gophkyrslf February 27, 2008

    sorry, your right marvele. everyone should own a negro. not a nigger.

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  • sleeko February 27, 2008

    Note: Prostitution is illegal in Clark County.

    That's where Las Vegas, is located. That's why the Bunny Ranch and Mustang Ranch are located an hour out of town. Not that I would have any, first hand knowledge........?

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