Crazy lady sews a heart on her tongue

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Greg J.
26,046 Views 9 years ago

I know life can get you down sometimes and maybe your parents don't love you enough but that doesn't give you any excuse to go around sewing shit into your tongue. Afterall, your parents pay a bunch for you health insurance so the least you could do is stay clean of staph.

  • lickadslit February 27, 2008

    Thats one talented bitch...she can sew the holes in my underwear any day.

  • skoal36 February 27, 2008

    she has a tattoo of a pease sign on her hip also

  • unthuged February 27, 2008

    Creative, now go kill yourself..nobody likes you..

  • meatballsauce February 27, 2008

    Soundeffects taken right from the old James Bond movies.

  • eatme February 27, 2008

    When granny taught her needlepoint, that's not what she had in mind.

  • havanutha February 27, 2008

    Someone has been stealing Lidocaine and suture kits from work.

  • spearchucker February 27, 2008

    Hopefully the tongue gets infected and we can see it cut out next week on Crazy Shit!!!

  • big_daddy305 February 27, 2008

    Should've been her lips being sewn together. Or her fucking eyelids. I'd love to see her sew her eyelids shut.

  • snaggletooth February 27, 2008

    she shoulda sewn a cock next to it!!!!!LOL

  • bigstick February 27, 2008

    I wonder how much coke that dumb ass wasted numbing her toung?

  • helgast February 27, 2008

    where can i learn to sew like that.

  • ikill February 27, 2008

    does this mean i can make love to her mouth?

  • boneyak February 27, 2008

    When I said I wanted to play Dr. That's not what I had in mind

  • shimmery315 February 27, 2008

    now do it with an ice pick...

  • ouch February 27, 2008

    what can you say to someTHInG LiKE That but Stupid MOTherFUcknG SLuT, Opps Sory i tHOugHt i Was TRUCKINGMAN theRe For A MinUTe.

    Sincerely Crazy Cracker Pow POw POw!

  • truckingman February 27, 2008

    What in the MOTHER FUCKING" HELL???? Ether she high of some SHIT or she bought a can of Novocain because that there is some MOTHER FUCKING" CRAZY ASS Screwed up SHIT right there. I know biting your tongue is MOTHER FUCKING" Painful as hell(Robert cringes) why would any body in the right mind would do this SHIT. She's one crazy screwed up BITCH right there!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

  • rodeye2 February 28, 2008

    aw,she really does love me

  • rodeye2 February 28, 2008

    now she just needs a bulls-eye sewed on her tits to shoot my load at.

  • just_so_uknow February 29, 2008

    Meth addict 4 sure, find something else to do once you leave the trailer park.....

  • onlinepredator February 29, 2008

    I burnt my tongue with some hot soup today, now i feel alright.

  • commoneagle February 29, 2008

    unthuged wrote:

    Creative, now go killyourself..nobody

    likes you.. EVERYBODY NOW HEAR THIS UNTHUGED SPEAKS FOR YOU.... i love this girl

  • pelch May 20, 2008

    It's off center.

  • rocco1234 June 26, 2008

    i might try that

  • twistofcain August 20, 2008


  • crazyman1 March 21, 2009

    hey! i think i know her!

  • dickerson January 11, 2011

    fuck all of you

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