Hit me first!... Ummm Okay.

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Greg J.
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If someone ever tells you to hit them first you make sure and hit them as hard as you can in the chin. Once you manage to smash the jackasses teeth together it has the wonderful effect of knocking them the fuck out.

38 Comments
  • skoal36 February 27, 2008

    play nice and then come in the house for some cool-aid

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  • ruberneck February 27, 2008

    First!

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  • unthuged February 27, 2008

    Now with every Happy Meal, you get 2 FREE extra McNiggets!

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  • havanutha February 27, 2008

    This obviously started because guy #1 disagreed with guy #2's findings on the Bose-Einstein theorum. Or a loan of $1.

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  • eatme February 27, 2008

    Ghetto Smackdown! Next on Fox.

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  • gophkyrslf February 27, 2008

    leave them alone. maybe they'll kill each other and one day extinct themselves.

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  • wileys_farm February 27, 2008

    not a fair fight, why does everyone always have to jump in

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  • spearchucker February 27, 2008

    Monkeys being Monkeys!!!

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  • bubbalew February 27, 2008

    all that for some chicken and watermelon?

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  • big_daddy305 February 27, 2008

    Greg, get your cousins out of the street. They're about to get hit by a stolen car!

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  • boppalilbit February 27, 2008

    took a minute to come down off the crack and figure out that your getting shit beat out of you

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  • bigstick February 27, 2008

    Now its over ... its back to selling crack.

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  • helgast February 27, 2008

    i looked at the end they made up and started having gay black on black sex.

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  • lickadslit February 27, 2008

    Hit you first ..not a problem,I had that planed anyways....and the last hit last too

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  • madbasturd February 27, 2008

    UFC Unplugged? will MTV stop at nothin?

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  • ikill February 27, 2008

    take the first hit, bitch i said take the first CLUCK...

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  • boneyak February 27, 2008

    Still didn't get to see the finished product.

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  • peoplevshoople February 27, 2008

    I put my money on the black guy!

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  • sleeko February 27, 2008

    ^^^ Dumbass, in that neighborhood, they'd steal your money.

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  • tripod February 27, 2008

    HE'S HITTING A BLACK GUY. THAT'S A HATE CRIME!!!

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  • judasz February 27, 2008

    Did any one else hear the baboon?

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  • rush February 27, 2008

    ..it is best that you feed the monkeys first, so they do not fight!

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  • shimmery315 February 27, 2008

    kick the shit outta that nigga, i dont care which one...

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  • alybaly13 February 27, 2008

    Fight in a ring so i can put money on it

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  • truckingman February 27, 2008

    LMFOMFL!!!! PWNED BIOTCH, yeah beat the MOTHER FUCKING" SHIT out of them, hit him harder, yeah, Yeah, YEAH, HIT the MOTHER FUCKING" BIOTCH MOTHER FUCKING" HARDER!!!!! LMMFAO ROMFF & PMMFGO, BITCHESS!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • skinafuckerrus February 27, 2008

    its not cool getting your ass beat for a corner.

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  • carnutts4sure February 28, 2008

    I bought this video of "Porch Monkey's Gone Wild" last week ! It's a good one !

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  • rodeye2 February 28, 2008

    nice clip of antique farm equipment.

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  • wolf85 February 28, 2008

    get the fuck down

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  • ouch February 28, 2008

    where's my cross,bedshe

    ets and noose when i need them?

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  • poker_pro_21 February 28, 2008

    THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!

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  • onlinepredator February 29, 2008

    I bet he is wishing that first punch went a little better.

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  • commoneagle February 29, 2008

    hit him first in trachea

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  • marvele21 February 29, 2008

    now those are some niggers 4 ya lol if only some white cops would have came and lay the "unintentional" whoopass on em lol

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  • twistofcain August 20, 2008

    "ON THE NEWS TONIGH, TWO AFRO-AMERICANS GET IN TO A FIGHT OVER THE LAST CHICKEN WING, AND ITS ALL CAUGHT ON CAMERA"

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  • grimbojones January 7, 2009

    lmao that guy sounds like a howlin wolf

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  • rockinron April 2, 2010

    someone call jesse jackson some white dude filmed 2 niggers killing each other. its the whiteys fault!!

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  • rockinron April 2, 2010

    i love to watch niggers thin out the heard!! it reminds me of wild kingdom, watching the massi kill the hutu over the right to some mud hole. nothing better then watchin shit like this ... except pics of dead ones

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