The Daily Shit: CrazyShit Messiah, Duct Tape Suicide, and Dog Love

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Greg J.
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This is a momentous day in CrazyShit history. Somewhere across the ocean a child was born and spent the first couple seconds traveling through a place we here are very familiar with. The toilet. So come along on this fantastic voyage filled with dog love, duct tape suicides, and much much more.

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  • peoplevshoople February 28, 2008

    First and if life sucks fuck it duct it...LOL too fuckin funny

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  • havanutha February 28, 2008

    Smooth definition: Having an even consistency.

    Having an even or gentle motion or movement.

    Having no obstructions or difficulties.---

    Opposites consist of rough, coarse, or Jay D.

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  • shimmery315 February 28, 2008

    Someone should suck, fuck, and duct Jay, can I volunteer?

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  • truckingman February 28, 2008

    HELL YEAH,"If life suck it, DUCT IT", LMFOMFL!!!! DUCT tape is one of the stongest and hardest type of tape around hince it nic. 200MPH Tape by NASCAR. You can hardly rip the shit off the roll let a lone in layer on your face and head, BITCHESS !!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • ouch February 28, 2008

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  • crocfuckmee February 28, 2008

    A toilet? On an Indian train? When did this start?

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  • rodeye2 February 29, 2008

    jay and greg ,you guys are awfully white for being in florida,your shits funny though.

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  • snaggletooth February 29, 2008

    truckingman wrote:

    HELL YEAH,"If life suck it, DUCT IT", LMFOMFL!!!! DUCT tape is one of the stongest and hardest type of tape around hince it nic. 200MPH Tape by NASCAR. You can hardly rip the shit off the roll let a lone in layer on your face and head, BITCHESS !!!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman..........................[reply]are you really THAT FUCKING STUPID???????? it got the name 100 mph tape during the war cuz you could put it on helicopters to patch up bullitholes and it would stay on in excess of 100 mph.........

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  • jebthapm69 February 29, 2008

    lol what a burn snagg lol burned that trucker fucker good lmao

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  • beergut February 29, 2008

    ^^yea awsome burn. BONG! fags

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  • peoplevshoople February 29, 2008

    That fucking snagglefaggle couldn't burn gas at a bonfire!!!!

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  • truckingman February 29, 2008

    snaggletooth yes the military used DUCT Tape but NASCAR, the cars go over 200MPH, use DUCT tape for every thing for quick repairs to Number change even NASA use that SHIT in MOTHER FUCKING" SPACE. In 2001 aboard the International Space Station, they used it a a restrain astronaut feeling the affects of "acute psychosis" during missions, it's a NASA procedure. Also on Apollo 17 to modify longer fenders on the lunar rover to stop the lunar dust from rooster tailing as they drove. So, DUCT tape is some MOTHER FUCKING" Extreme SHIT!!!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • helgast March 1, 2008

    i hope the guy with the dog was using protection. hahahaha

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  • commoneagle March 1, 2008

    rodeye2 wrote:

    jay and greg ,you guys are awfully white for being in florida,your shits funny though.........................................i don't know why I wan't to speak in behalf of those white??? crazyshitters it may be i am speaking for any one with common sense.. not everyone who has the sun availble chooses to abuse their body with a tan.... yep did you hear the one about the sun and too many rays being bad.. some people avoid letting the sun cook them till it changes their skin color like I avoid cooking my self in the microwave too...

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  • commoneagle March 1, 2008

    I don't know what he means about Labrador or the other you know statement he made... am I missing something in my brain... should I know what the dog being a lab means... Hummm!!! Esoteric shit is crazy too.

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