I now pronounce you man and FAIL

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Greg J.
31,242 Views 8 years ago

Here's a little tip for all you assholes who are gonna propose to your girlfriends at a basketball game. Unless you got some babies waiting for you to come home you probably wanna talk it over before you pop the question.

36 Comments
  • lickadslit February 29, 2008

    Hell I don't blame her ,who would want to marry somebody that dresses like that?

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  • onlinepredator February 29, 2008

    hahaha, that was his sister im sure

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  • unthuged February 29, 2008

    Thats wait I do, if I see a dude getting on his knees I run the hell away..

    before he gets to my zipper...

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  • peoplevshoople February 29, 2008

    I would have beat that bitch with a claw hammer!!!

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  • twistatoe February 29, 2008

    Well, at least we won't be hearing about their divorce statistic! And just for the record "um, sure?" isn't a very good yes either ;)

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  • sleeko February 29, 2008

    Only one way to call it......OWNED!

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  • eatme February 29, 2008

    Sorry Bubba! She went back to black!

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  • havanutha February 29, 2008

    Mascot groupie. Probably banging the blue fuzzy guy too.

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  • solaris February 29, 2008

    well well well. first again...or has it lost its fun

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  • boneyak February 29, 2008

    We may be seeing his suicide video soon.

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  • dazzza February 29, 2008

    lucky escape i say.

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  • masterstone February 29, 2008

    he has no lucky he is. a few minutes of embarassment on the internet vs an entire lifetime of marital bliss. or marital hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • ikill February 29, 2008

    looks like she was looking for a prize but all she found was a loser

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  • big_daddy305 February 29, 2008

    She's thinking.. "Fuck! My husband's going to see this on LIVE TV!"

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  • rush February 29, 2008

    ...it must have been the shoes!

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  • shimmery315 February 29, 2008

    stupid bitch, dont jog...RUN!!!!!

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  • crocfuckmee February 29, 2008

    Ha! He should'a jumped her while the blindfold was still on.

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  • macabresoren February 29, 2008

    The costume was the only way he could get around the restraining order...

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  • truckingman February 29, 2008

    (Robert is at first surprised then gets pissed)Talk about a SHITTY proposal if I was her, I would have MOTHER FUCKING" massively KICK his MOTHER FUCKING" BALLS to His MOTHER FUCKING" Brain and said HELL MOTHER FUCKING" NO MOTHER FUCKER What an ASSHOLIC Dip SHIT, BITCHESS!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • ouch February 29, 2008

    Truckingman I have nothing against you personally but dude seriously go get some fucking professional help.

    Is there any way I can block this fucking red necks comment???

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  • diesel91 February 29, 2008

    yeah, just don't read them

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  • rodeye2 February 29, 2008

    the short peckered wetback just trying to gain citizenship,smart girl.

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  • truckingman March 1, 2008

    I am sorry ouch, but I have had one HELL of a MOTHER FUCKING" WEEK. I need to let off some steam. I hate MOTHER FUCKING Dry Walls the MOTHER FUCKER CRACK so easlly and once they start cracking it is the MOTHER FUCKING PLAUGE!!!!!&*(%^$^*&(&*%(%$%#$%^#&&#$%^&%^&E^&%@&*(#%@&#%&*(@ #%&*@%$^&@$%^&$!#&*#%&*!#^&*!%#^&%#!&(#%&*!#%&*(!# %!&#%(!&#%!#(%&&********************************** **

    I feel better like I said, I am sorry for this SHIT!!!!! PEACE!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • carnutts4sure March 1, 2008

    I have to agree with ouch on this one ! Robert , you obviously are lacking something in your REAL LIFE such as attention maybe ???????? Hmmmmmmm???? I get on the internet and use the words mother fucking until it's sickening to most that read it , so they start bashing me which in some sick , twisted way , gives me the comfort that I so desperately seek ?????

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  • beergut March 1, 2008

    ^rite on^BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • d90girl March 1, 2008

    that is just wrong...poor guy, lol

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  • helgast March 1, 2008

    i bet he felt soooo embarrased after that.

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  • zombieshit March 1, 2008

    gigedy goo

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  • truckingman March 1, 2008

    Well both of you are half right carnutts4sure and ouch, I am look of friends out on the web, but having stressors like trying to "trim out" a 80ft. double wide that was set in hole down by a lake with some of the walls , normal finished dry wall orange peel textured, and ceilings, pop corned, cracking to HELL and back with the double wide settling; also cathing the flu and working with an analretentive, A MF" pain in the ASS perfectionist, home owner. So being sick and tiered while working SUCKS!!!! Plus, having a spelling problem isn't really that great ether and living at home with my parents and three younger adoted sinling who had a rough live in which two of them are turn in teenager who are a major pains-in-the-ASS. I am sorry if I have been a pain in the ASS to you guys. PEACE!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • commoneagle March 1, 2008

    i don't usuall say old shit but htis is old shit.

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  • commoneagle March 1, 2008

    i went back to see if any one else called old clip and no one did humm... may be i need to get help or I'm just an internet crazy crap junkie... or something.... keep up the ventation or ventsation or what ever ventilating venting and go ahead make an ass out of your self on crazy shit no one of any consequence is here anyway... hehe haa oopp I am here.. that right.... kingdum himself... this is my kingdumb... don't you for get it... or... not... and drop the b if you gonta call dumshit on someone... stupidasses.. or not... you can kepp the to 2 two word separated and keep the b if you attached to b's.... dumb shit

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  • eatme March 1, 2008

    Yo! King-dom. kingdom. domass.

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  • busanut199 March 3, 2008

    What a looser.

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  • andre250 March 5, 2008

    this is old...

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  • sobo May 10, 2008

    ...cold very...

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  • mylarjorgen December 26, 2008

    Dude, you wouldn't want to marry anyone called Honey Honeyhoney anyway.

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