Airplanes and water do not mix

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Greg J.
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We take for granted the fact that humans were not meant to fly and when planes crash it's just gravity's way of saying "I love you". That's why you should not be upset next time a plane crashes because it's just mother earth showing her love.

32 Comments
  • twistatoe February 29, 2008

    It's not THAT hard, is it?? Air=Good, Water=Bad.

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  • onlinepredator February 29, 2008

    thats some MOTHER FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCKIN SHIT MOTHER FUCKIN WATER FUCKIN gets ya everytime FUCK YE MOTHER FUCKER..... LMMFAO AROMFF &PMMFGO!!!!!

    Sincerely, >ONLINEPREDATOR

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  • unthuged February 29, 2008

    "isn't it ironic all the planes in the video crash'd, like OMG!"

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  • beergut February 29, 2008

    like a glove

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  • southern2008 February 29, 2008

    thats why i dont fly

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  • yeahright February 29, 2008

    ......we hope you enjoyed your fight please fly with us again....

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  • lickadslit February 29, 2008

    damned you don't see people drifting planes everyday and I can see why only one out of that bunch had any skill at it at all

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  • sleeko February 29, 2008

    The guy in the float plane was classic. Note: One needs to retract the dry land gear, when landing on the floats......Opps!

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  • peoplevshoople February 29, 2008

    And my wife wonders why I wont even climb a ladder!

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  • first1shit February 29, 2008

    the first one wasnt to bad,looked fun

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  • dazzza February 29, 2008

    the first crash/recovery was best, i bet he was shitting bricks.

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  • eatme February 29, 2008

    Alan Akbars school of flying?

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  • monoxide February 29, 2008

    found myself tapping my foot to that one, great tune, shame about the flying ;)

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  • boneyak February 29, 2008

    I've seen these clips at one time or another somewhere around the internet. Still makes ya wary of flying

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  • solaris February 29, 2008

    Are you serious.....First...claimed

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  • daydream91 February 29, 2008

    oo is it that way you do it damn ive been doing it wrong all the time....

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  • shimmery315 February 29, 2008

    fuck first i wanna be last, so no more posts mothafuckas!

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  • truckingman February 29, 2008

    Sorry shimmery315, but I would like to comment on this vid. First, the Catalina fly boat had some MOTHER FUCKING" mechanical problems and was over 50 years old (built back in the late 30's and early 40's), so that's why it wiped out. Second, the old airliner had engine problems and bailed before it could reach an airport. Third, this air liner was trying to make a water landing but with it under hung engines dragging in the water, it became FUBAR!!!! Fourth, the Cessna with pontoons hit,trying to landed, the water to fast and nosed dived the BIOTCH..!!!! Fifth, The AV-8B II Harrier sat in a hover to long, and the engine cot some hot air from the exhaust; therefore, causing the plane to raptly loose altitude into a splash down. Funny thing is the Harrier was floating when the pilot landed just in front of it. It looked like he could have remand in the plane as it splash down(I have seen the full Harrier vid). ""LMFOMFL"" So, a few Crazy and SHITTY water Landings, that's the SHIT, BITCHESS!!!!! ""LMMFAO ROMFF & PMMFGO!!!!""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • diesel91 February 29, 2008

    Thank you Bill Nye the Science Guy^ for that perfect analysis of the video.

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  • ouch February 29, 2008

    truckingman = FUCKING IDIOT! Shut the fuck up dude! Sincerely FUCK OFF to homo land fucking redneck hill billy lipstiick wearing feltch monkey!

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  • teachdawg February 29, 2008

    Plane stupid vid.

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  • marvele21 February 29, 2008

    DUMB SHITS U CANT FLY A PLANE UNDER WATER...WITHOUT BEING A DICKHEAD!!!!!! everyone knows that

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  • rodeye2 March 1, 2008

    please don't let pilots fly drunk.

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  • jebthapm69 March 1, 2008

    #1) solaris wrote:

    Are youserious.....First...claimed -you are Gaylord Fucktard

    #2) truckingman- that is the cleanest post I've ever read of yours. Impressive

    #3) NOSE UP!!!!!!!

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  • beergut March 1, 2008

    ^you r a fucking HOMO^ BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • beergut March 1, 2008

    ^^BYE THE WAY IM GLAD YOU "LEARNd" HOW 2 SPELL FUCKTARD "gaylord"

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  • beergut March 1, 2008

    no body wants to talk shit? guess u r asleep, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • bigstick March 1, 2008

    ^^^just busy,^^^

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  • monoxide March 1, 2008

    this is your captain speaking we are cruising like a ferry, eh i mean 2 feet, ach fuck it

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  • commoneagle March 2, 2008

    onlinepredator wrote:

    thats some MOTHER FUCKING FUCKED UP........................................................i'm thinking i'd better ignore this idiot from here on out it is another clown wanting attenion or some fucking weird ass mental issue it has in its brain.

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  • onlinepredator March 3, 2008

    commoneagle wrote: I suck a lot of dick and im jealous that OnlinePredator gets on the week in review every time he writes....

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  • mylarjorgen December 26, 2008

    Air-sub development is still in its early stages guys. You just have to be patient and give it time.

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