Man get's hand chopped off my machete

crazyshit
98,106 Views 8 years ago

This has to be one of the most disturbing videos I have ever seen. Period. If people with machetes come to town you better believe I am not gonna wait around for them to chop my hands off.

75 Comments
  • zisisub March 1, 2008

    ...

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  • zisisub March 1, 2008

    and wtf...

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  • unthuged March 1, 2008

    that's unacceptable..

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  • twistatoe March 1, 2008

    Boooooooooooooooooorn in the U.S.A!! Born in the U.S.A! Proud to be an American and alllllll that shit.

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  • monoxide March 1, 2008

    next time to pinch a sweet from the pik n mix think twice, poor bastard

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  • bigstick March 1, 2008

    I caint belive the bastard just divorced Palmala Handerson.

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  • dazzza March 1, 2008

    Ting, "next" pedo

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  • bigstick March 1, 2008

    What do they cut off if you commit adultry?

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  • twistatoe March 1, 2008

    ^^ their wife's head usually.

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  • mof March 1, 2008

    robilem to setki razy

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  • dazzza March 1, 2008

    hi five, oh shit, sorry dude...

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  • anonwhocares March 1, 2008

    now that what I call auto-erotic

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  • unthuged March 1, 2008

    here, chop my good hand... oh shit! how the fuck am I going to jack off now?!

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  • big_daddy305 March 1, 2008

    That's in Dominican Republic. He cut his hand off because he was apparently caught stealing from that guy. The cutter also told him, put it there. If you move it, I'll aim for your head.

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  • big_daddy305 March 1, 2008

    And apparently he didn't learn his lesson the first time... when they got lefty.

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  • ramafistfadge March 1, 2008

    next...!

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  • ramafistfadge March 1, 2008

    must av been one shit thief...try sommat else pal......tennis?..err no ,paintin...taxi driver?forget it

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  • ramafistfadge March 1, 2008

    poor twat cant even dress his self now...!

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  • gurtman23 March 1, 2008

    you cant blame jackass for that one.

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  • shimmery315 March 1, 2008

    at least it wasn't the other appendage...

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  • stevester March 1, 2008

    that is some fucked up shit !! if that happened me id kill myself imagine that not being able 2 wip ur ass or worse not bein able 2 massage ur member it would b like wankn with 2 baseball bats !!

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  • marvele21 March 1, 2008

    at least now he wont have a problem with stealing

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  • rush March 1, 2008

    ..jerking off must be a crime in that country!

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  • judasz March 1, 2008

    There goes half his sex life.

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  • helgast March 1, 2008

    why did he run. he'll bleed out faster that way. or does he want to die because they've already chopped off his other hand. that would suck if you really wanted to jack off and you had no hands.

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  • killergerbil March 1, 2008

    WTF! .... i mean fuck at least leave him one hand!!!

    thats just not right

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  • ikill March 1, 2008

    high five for being a man about it..oh wait

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  • truckingman March 1, 2008

    "HMFS WTNFBF did he do!" That guy is in some serous deep SHIT now. How in the HELL is he going to make a living, feed him self, jerk off, steal stuff, or MF" do any thing. Hes' going to die a slow MF" death as a poor ASS beggar in which his people are going to treat him like no-existing shit, so HES' FUCKED For LIFE, BITCHESS!!!! Also, Crime never MF" pays!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • meatballsauce March 1, 2008

    At least he doesn't have to wash his hands anymore

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  • truckingman March 1, 2008

    True, meatballsauce how true...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • godless1 March 1, 2008

    now how are the deaf people going to communicate with him?

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  • crocfuckmee March 1, 2008

    Carpal tunnel syndrome, arthritis, gout;all cured in one second.Its a miracle. Um, whats that? Theres something crusty half an inch up your nostril?

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  • rowdyredneck79 March 1, 2008

    Look at him run off afterwards!!! He acts like that hurt or something.....pussy

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  • cemetery man March 1, 2008

    looks like he,s just stuck stealing donuts now

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  • eatme March 1, 2008

    He's dumber than a bitch with two black eyes!

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  • mj420 March 1, 2008

    tyrone the no handed negro

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  • lancecpl_20 March 2, 2008

    thats how you deal with the long arm of the law

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  • rodeye2 March 2, 2008

    theres always a happy ending,him and his true love just married she was a street walker.

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  • fork dork March 2, 2008

    You can tell that wasn't alan akbar the guys arm came off with one hit. sucks to be him though!!!HA HA...

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  • cemetery man March 2, 2008

    he let him cut his hand off what a stupid fuck,you got legs run nigger

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  • onlinepredator March 2, 2008

    he was obviously told once, why would he try fingering his sister again.....

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  • havanutha March 2, 2008

    He must have gotten caught trying to steal his other hand back.

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  • peoplevshoople March 2, 2008

    He had to of really loved crazyshit's amputee clips!!!

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  • skinafuckerrus March 2, 2008

    he can always wrist himself.

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  • mosdrums March 2, 2008

    Were is he going apparently he doesn't have shit to do....and the machete guy looks oddly American what in the hell

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  • calavera March 2, 2008

    Well on the bright side, he was probably not one of those guys who jacks of to Internet porn anyway.

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  • sleeko March 2, 2008

    No worries. He can still participate in the fisting carnival.

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  • boneyak March 2, 2008

    Alan Ackbar needs to take lessons from these guys on how to sharpen their head chopping knives One whack and that guys hand was gone. I'm sure it hurt but, it was quick.

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  • d90girl March 2, 2008

    you boys just fucking crack me up....

    all you think about is jerking off ...

    If you had a wife or girlfriend....or boyfriend if thats what you desire ;), you shouldn't have to worry about that now, would you !?

    Heheheheh

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  • ouch March 2, 2008

    He Looks H-ARMLESS!

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  • eatme March 2, 2008

    LOL! Good ouch! You crazy cracker pow pow pow!

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  • 69b4u86 March 2, 2008

    Its your head or your hand? , which is it bitch!!

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  • 69b4u86 March 2, 2008

    Q:What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?

    A: nigger,nigger,nigger

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  • 69b4u86 March 2, 2008

    1.What does a black kid say when he has diareah?---- Iam Meeeelting.

    2.Whats long smells and smells like rabbit shit?----The unemployment line.

    3.Whats the problem with 4 niggers going off a cliff in a cadalac?----The car seats six.

    4.How do you starve a nigger?----Hide his welfare check in his work boots.

    5.How do you kill a nigger?----Throw a bucket of KFC off a cliff.

    6.Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump.

    7.What does a black kid get for christmas?----Your bike.

    8.Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car?----Because it might be yours.

    9.What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill.

    10.How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball.

    11.What do you call a nigger with a wodden leg?----Shit on a stick.

    12.What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?----A mars bar.

    13.What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix.

    14.Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?----Because they have pubic hair on thier heads.

    15.Why are niggers getting stronger?----Because T.V's are getting bigger.

    16.Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR.

    17.Why are niggers so good at basketball?----Because they can shoot steel and run.

    18.How do you keep a nigger out of your front yard?----Move the garbage can to the back.

    19.Why do niggers carry shit in thier wallets?----For identity.

    20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You don

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  • skulk March 2, 2008

    that was cute

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  • skinafuckerrus March 3, 2008

    ^^YOU FORGOT TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU NIGGERS REMEMBER ALL THAT SHIT.^^

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  • 69b4u86 March 3, 2008

    I hit a nerve did I!!

    ahahahahahahahahahahah!!

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  • peoplevshoople March 3, 2008

    69b4u86 you forgot one!! How do you keep niggers from fucking your white women? Grow bigger dicks!!ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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  • peoplevshoople March 3, 2008

    I know that guy probably wants to lose weight but damm dude try weight watchers first!!!

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  • 69b4u86 March 3, 2008

    peoplevshoople Q: How do you keep niggers from fucking your white women? A: You cut there fucking dicks off!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

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  • commoneagle March 3, 2008

    look above this way far down the line spot... first is a coveted sp? spot for reasons... does anyone read this far down on a batch of comments.... if you do you got way too much time on your hands... way way too much.. or you're a fast fast reader... this video is fucked rather than cut someones hands off... make the fucker work them off... or die... sure the criminal may run away that is why you make him work 24 7 or some thing besides wasste good hands.

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  • dykeslayer March 3, 2008

    ponla mano ahi mal pario! ha ha.. i have seen this like a hundred times, but if u really want to enyoy it watch it listening MACHETAZOS from Brujeria.

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  • ozkartz207 March 5, 2008

    SOUNDS COLOMBIAN TO ME....GUESS NO MO WACKIN OFF....

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  • asuka March 8, 2008

    Thanks for watching amputation Africa. Tune in March 14, when we'll do another penis friday.!

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  • zpimpin1 March 8, 2008

    man getting chopped had some nerve they would have had to have guns dogs and ropes for my hand

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  • superwhiteguy March 19, 2008

    At least he gets a cool new nickname "stubs Macoy"

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  • lucas503 June 19, 2008

    that what happens when u mess with the colombian cartel.

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  • ostrich June 23, 2008

    это нормально.

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  • kenfromdublin September 27, 2008

    Just like you used to fuck your mentally handicapped kid brother onlinepredator before he died of the aids you infected him with ;)

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  • chikle January 22, 2009

    he got caught stealing thats why they cut off his hands . . if you get caught raping a girl they burn your face . if you kidnap they cut off a foot and a hand . this is anarchy at its best . . proud mexican to be in america . . you might talk shit that we are border jumpers and shit , but this is our refugee . and im glad im in this beautifull country .

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  • krazyk December 26, 2009

    That dude was just a fucking idiot. I mean seriously naked and all. He must actually cum to that shit. I bet next will be his feet. One step at a time huh?

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  • oblivion344 January 20, 2010

    fuck that id fight back if i knew i was gona die either way, no hands id rather die trying to get that machette n cut that other fukers balls off, scalp the flesh off his bones n burn the mother fuker alive

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  • rockinron March 30, 2010

    well that was rude as hell!! the fucker ran off and didnt wave good bye, oh wait.......

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  • grimreaper2012 July 25, 2011

    if this world come to an end" its for the best ....i just leave my kids in GODS hands "

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  • ersl February 4, 2014

    This shit makes me laugh I love this clip

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