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posted by User Submitted on 3/1/2008

Man Get‘s Hand Chopped Off My Machete

This has to be one of the most disturbing videos I have ever seen. Period. If people with machetes come to town you better believe I am not gonna wait around for them to chop my hands off.
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zisisub
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:18 PM

zisisub
and wtf...
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:18 PM

unthuged
that’s unacceptable..
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:23 PM

twistatoe
Boooooooooooooooooorn in the U.S.A!! Born in the U.S.A! Proud to be an American and alllllll that shit.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:27 PM

monoxide
next time to pinch a sweet from the pik n mix think twice, poor bastard
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:28 PM

bigstick
I caint belive the bastard just divorced Palmala Handerson.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:30 PM

dazzza
Ting, "next" pedo
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:35 PM

bigstick
What do they cut off if you commit adultry?
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:41 PM

twistatoe
^^ their wife’s head usually.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:45 PM

mof
robilem to setki razy
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:47 PM

dazzza
hi five, oh shit, sorry dude...
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 1:51 PM

anonwhocares
now that what I call auto-erotic
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:07 PM

unthuged
here, chop my good hand... oh shit! how the fuck am I going to jack off now?!
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:23 PM

big_daddy305
That’s in Dominican Republic. He cut his hand off because he was apparently caught stealing from that guy. The cutter also told him, put it there. If you move it, I’ll aim for your head.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:32 PM

big_daddy305
And apparently he didn’t learn his lesson the first time... when they got lefty.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:34 PM

ramafistfadge
next...!
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:36 PM

ramafistfadge
must av been one shit thief...try sommat else pal......tennis?..err no ,paintin...taxi driver?forget it
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:38 PM

ramafistfadge
poor twat cant even dress his self now...!
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:40 PM

gurtman23
you cant blame jackass for that one.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 2:59 PM

shimmery315
at least it wasn’t the other appendage...
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 3:06 PM

stevester
that is some fucked up shit !! if that happened me id kill myself imagine that not being able 2 wip ur ass or worse not bein able 2 massage ur member it would b like wankn with 2 baseball bats !!
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 3:18 PM

marvele21
at least now he wont have a problem with stealing
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 3:44 PM

rush
..jerking off must be a crime in that country!
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 4:04 PM

judasz
There goes half his sex life.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 4:39 PM

helgast
why did he run. he’ll bleed out faster that way. or does he want to die because they’ve already chopped off his other hand. that would suck if you really wanted to jack off and you had no hands.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 4:42 PM

killergerbil
WTF! .... i mean fuck at least leave him one hand!!! thats just not right
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 4:44 PM

ikill
high five for being a man about it..oh wait
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 4:58 PM

truckingman
"HMFS WTNFBF did he do!" That guy is in some serous deep SHIT now. How in the HELL is he going to make a living, feed him self, jerk off, steal stuff, or MF" do any thing. Hes’ going to die a slow MF" death as a poor ASS beggar in which his people are going to treat him like no-existing shit, so HES’ FUCKED For LIFE, BITCHESS!!!! Also, Crime never MF" pays!!!! Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 6:08 PM

meatballsauce
At least he doesn’t have to wash his hands anymore
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 6:18 PM

truckingman
True, meatballsauce how true... Sincerely, Robert Hallock the truckingman.
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 6:20 PM

godless1
now how are the deaf people going to communicate with him?
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 6:38 PM

crocfuckmee
Carpal tunnel syndrome, arthritis, gout;all cured in one second.Its a miracle. Um, whats that? Theres something crusty half an inch up your nostril?
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 7:05 PM

rowdyredneck79
Look at him run off afterwards!!! He acts like that hurt or something.....pussy
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 7:08 PM

cemetery man
looks like he,s just stuck stealing donuts now
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 8:06 PM

eatme
He’s dumber than a bitch with two black eyes!
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 9:07 PM

mj420
tyrone the no handed negro
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posted on: 03-01-08 @ 9:51 PM

lancecpl_20
thats how you deal with the long arm of the law
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 12:03 AM

rodeye2
theres always a happy ending,him and his true love just married she was a street walker.
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 3:21 AM

fork dork
You can tell that wasn’t alan akbar the guys arm came off with one hit. sucks to be him though!!!HA HA...
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 3:27 AM

cemetery man
he let him cut his hand off what a stupid fuck,you got legs run nigger
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 5:48 AM

onlinepredator
he was obviously told once, why would he try fingering his sister again.....
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 6:54 AM

havanutha
He must have gotten caught trying to steal his other hand back.
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 10:05 AM

peoplevshoople
He had to of really loved crazyshit’s amputee clips!!!
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 11:21 AM

skinafuckerrus
he can always wrist himself.
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 12:12 PM

mosdrums
Were is he going apparently he doesn’t have shit to do....and the machete guy looks oddly American what in the hell
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 2:13 PM

calavera
Well on the bright side, he was probably not one of those guys who jacks of to Internet porn anyway.
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 2:50 PM

sleeko
No worries. He can still participate in the fisting carnival.
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 3:32 PM

boneyak
Alan Ackbar needs to take lessons from these guys on how to sharpen their head chopping knives One whack and that guys hand was gone. I’m sure it hurt but, it was quick.
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 7:09 PM

d90girl
you boys just fucking crack me up.... all you think about is jerking off ... If you had a wife or girlfriend....or boyfriend if thats what you desire ;), you shouldn’t have to worry about that now, would you !? Heheheheh
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 8:32 PM

ouch
He Looks H-ARMLESS!
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 8:53 PM

eatme
LOL! Good ouch! You crazy cracker pow pow pow!
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 8:59 PM

69b4u86
Its your head or your hand? , which is it bitch!!
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 9:41 PM

69b4u86
Q:What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs? A: nigger,nigger,nigger
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 9:51 PM

69b4u86
1.What does a black kid say when he has diareah?---- Iam Meeeelting. 2.Whats long smells and smells like rabbit shit?----The unemployment line. 3.Whats the problem with 4 niggers going off a cliff in a cadalac?----The car seats six. 4.How do you starve a nigger?----Hide his welfare check in his work boots. 5.How do you kill a nigger?----Throw a bucket of KFC off a cliff. 6.Whats the difference between a nigger and a speed bump?----You slow down for the speed bump. 7.What does a black kid get for christmas?----Your bike. 8.Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car?----Because it might be yours. 9.What do you call 1000 niggers in an ocean?----An oil spill. 10.How do you stop a nigger from raping a girl?----Throw him a basketball. 11.What do you call a nigger with a wodden leg?----Shit on a stick. 12.What do you call a nigger in a sleeping bag?----A mars bar. 13.What do you call 2 niggers in a sleeping bag?----A twix. 14.Why do niggers always have sex on there minds?----Because they have pubic hair on thier heads. 15.Why are niggers getting stronger?----Because T.V’s are getting bigger. 16.Whats faster then a nigger running with your T.V?----His brother with the VCR. 17.Why are niggers so good at basketball?----Because they can shoot steel and run. 18.How do you keep a nigger out of your front yard?----Move the garbage can to the back. 19.Why do niggers carry shit in thier wallets?----For identity. 20.How do you save a nigger from drowning?----You don
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 9:55 PM

skulk
that was cute
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posted on: 03-02-08 @ 10:54 PM

skinafuckerrus
^^YOU FORGOT TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU NIGGERS REMEMBER ALL THAT SHIT.^^
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 12:49 AM

69b4u86
I hit a nerve did I!! ahahahahahahahahahahah!!
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 3:12 AM

peoplevshoople
69b4u86 you forgot one!! How do you keep niggers from fucking your white women? Grow bigger dicks!!ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 6:27 AM

peoplevshoople
I know that guy probably wants to lose weight but damm dude try weight watchers first!!!
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 6:45 AM

69b4u86
peoplevshoople Q: How do you keep niggers from fucking your white women? A: You cut there fucking dicks off!!! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 9:37 AM

commoneagle
look above this way far down the line spot... first is a coveted sp? spot for reasons... does anyone read this far down on a batch of comments.... if you do you got way too much time on your hands... way way too much.. or you’re a fast fast reader... this video is fucked rather than cut someones hands off... make the fucker work them off... or die... sure the criminal may run away that is why you make him work 24 7 or some thing besides wasste good hands.
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 9:41 AM

dykeslayer
ponla mano ahi mal pario! ha ha.. i have seen this like a hundred times, but if u really want to enyoy it watch it listening MACHETAZOS from Brujeria.
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posted on: 03-03-08 @ 5:21 PM

ozkartz207
SOUNDS COLOMBIAN TO ME....GUESS NO MO WACKIN OFF....
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posted on: 03-05-08 @ 12:53 PM

asuka
Thanks for watching amputation Africa. Tune in March 14, when we’ll do another penis friday.!
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posted on: 03-08-08 @ 3:03 PM

zpimpin1
man getting chopped had some nerve they would have had to have guns dogs and ropes for my hand
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posted on: 03-08-08 @ 3:25 PM

superwhiteguy
At least he gets a cool new nickname "stubs Macoy"
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posted on: 03-19-08 @ 8:26 PM

lucas503
that what happens when u mess with the colombian cartel.
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posted on: 06-19-08 @ 7:45 PM

ostrich
это нормально.
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posted on: 06-23-08 @ 9:42 PM

kenfromdublin
Just like you used to fuck your mentally handicapped kid brother onlinepredator before he died of the aids you infected him with ;)
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posted on: 09-27-08 @ 6:34 AM

chikle
he got caught stealing thats why they cut off his hands . . if you get caught raping a girl they burn your face . if you kidnap they cut off a foot and a hand . this is anarchy at its best . . proud mexican to be in america . . you might talk shit that we are border jumpers and shit , but this is our refugee . and im glad im in this beautifull country .
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posted on: 01-22-09 @ 2:24 PM

krazyk
That dude was just a fucking idiot. I mean seriously naked and all. He must actually cum to that shit. I bet next will be his feet. One step at a time huh?
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posted on: 12-26-09 @ 5:56 AM

oblivion344
fuck that id fight back if i knew i was gona die either way, no hands id rather die trying to get that machette n cut that other fukers balls off, scalp the flesh off his bones n burn the mother fuker alive
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posted on: 01-20-10 @ 1:27 AM

rockinron
well that was rude as hell!! the fucker ran off and didnt wave good bye, oh wait.......
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posted on: 03-30-10 @ 5:07 PM

grimreaper2012
if this world come to an end" its for the best ....i just leave my kids in GODS hands "
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posted on: 07-25-11 @ 5:16 AM

ersl
This shit makes me laugh I love this clip
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posted on: 02-04-14 @ 3:10 PM

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