Moron totally eats shit on tiny scooter

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Greg J.
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The problem with ideas like riding a mini scooter with rollerblade wheels down a hill is the braking mechanism usually isn't sufficient to stop your face from becoming a backup. That's why people drive cars with seatbelts because once you get past a certain speed the eat shit factor goes through the roof.

23 Comments
  • skinafuckerrus March 2, 2008

    what a skeet mark.

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  • kazooi March 2, 2008

    First bitches

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  • rowdyredneck79 March 2, 2008

    EXTREME SCOOTIN!!!!!

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  • unthuged March 2, 2008

    "see this scar? I got in a fight with 20 ninjas to rescue a little girl...it was something"

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  • dazzza March 2, 2008

    damn that front brake is keen,

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  • skoal36 March 2, 2008

    see what happens when ya dont give the high five

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  • 2indastink March 2, 2008

    The problem with ideas like riding a mini scooter with rollerblade wheels down a hill is the braking mechanism usually isn't sufficient to stop your face from becoming a backup. That's why people drive cars with seatbelts because once you get past a certain speed the eat shit factor goes through the roof.

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  • 4kinghell March 2, 2008

    It's a shame his balls didn't get ripped off.

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  • madbasturd March 2, 2008

    Makes ya wonder if the biggest skidmark was in his pants.. not that i wanna see it..

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  • eatme March 2, 2008

    That was some boot scootin' shit!

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  • boneyak March 2, 2008

    Looked like he hopped off instead of using the brake. Momentum kept him going. I'll give him a 7 for the nice recovery.

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  • truckingman March 2, 2008

    ""LMFOMFL"" Hey shit eater, have a nice trip, Dumb FUCK!!!! Also, 2indastink how very MOTHER FUCKING" true, the more speed the more FUCKED up ya are in the end if ya crash!!!! """"LMMFAO ROMFF PMMFGO & CTMFD!!!!""""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • shimmery315 March 2, 2008

    FAIL!

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  • ouch March 2, 2008

    DOES ANY ONE UNDERSATND WHAT THIS IS^^^ROMFF PMMFGO &CTMFD!!!!"""" Get off the fucking drugs TRUCKINGMAN

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  • eatme March 2, 2008

    Hey ouch! That's truckman code you crazy cracker Pow POW POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • eatme March 2, 2008

    Oh yea, Sincerely, Eeeeeeatmeeeeee!!!!LOLROMFFLMFAOMFer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • slaytanic454 March 2, 2008

    Where the fuck did the scooter go??? Jesus...

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  • truckingman March 2, 2008

    """"Laughing My MOTHER FUCKING" ASS Off, Rolling On the MOTHER FUCKING" Floor, Pucking My MOTHER FUCKING" Guts Out, and Coughing To MOTHER FUCKING" Death!!!!"""" Decoded.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • 69b4u86 March 2, 2008

    ^^ Sincerely , Robert the homo TruckingMan^^

    Shut the fuck up!!!

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  • rodeye2 March 3, 2008

    cool an invisible rope i want one

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  • diesel91 March 4, 2008

    looked like he shot him in the face with silly string or something right before he crashed

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  • onlinepredator March 7, 2008

    Good thing when your young your skin grows back. I cut my sack in the shower trimming today. weird.

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  • onlinepredator March 7, 2008

    hahaha^^^ k i cant do this drunk.

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