Another parkour asshole eats shit

crazyshit
28,767 Views 8 years ago

If you didn't know the word ''Parkour'' is French for "I'm a total douchebag''. It's one of those derogatory words that people call themselves even after they know it just means complete moron. Like ''Golfer''.

25 Comments
  • first1shit March 4, 2008

    1

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  • monoxide March 4, 2008

    1st silly cunt :P

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  • first1shit March 4, 2008

    sorry^^^^

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  • unthuged March 4, 2008

    don't worry american teens, you're not the dumbest fucktards in the world anymore... we've got the french for that!

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  • monoxide March 4, 2008

    shit, good 1

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    Better watch out they squirt cheese on impact.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 4, 2008

    what a wine flavored douche.now maw and pawpaw gotta sell their ass for morphine pills.

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  • ikill March 4, 2008

    lol you know he aint shittin right for a while

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  • eatme March 4, 2008

    One word: Why?

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  • dazzza March 4, 2008

    how many time's?? the pool is round the back

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  • 4kinghell March 4, 2008

    If only the French were this brave when it comes to fighting wars

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  • lickadslit March 4, 2008

    Doing back flips off a roof is always a good idea

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  • marvele21 March 4, 2008

    wat many dont know is a stick rammed through his ass on impact

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  • sleeko March 4, 2008

    Alittle higher, next time and your legs could be completely stuffed up your ass.

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  • madbasturd March 4, 2008

    I think its wonderful these young men find all that time to try and entertain us with their jappery.. and on a related subject, well done steve-o (of jackass fame) for getting arrested

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  • big_daddy305 March 4, 2008

    Would've been more impressed if he landed in a head stand.

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  • ramafistfadge March 4, 2008

    lol!!! uuuuurrrrrggghhhh! just bit his tongue off!

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  • ouch March 4, 2008

    If your Friends jumped off the roof would you do it?

    (Stupid Question Mum)

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  • truckingman March 4, 2008

    Ow, He landed ASS First, and I bet he'll need his tail bone popped back in MF" place. """"LMFOMFL"""" The prosegur involves the doctor or surgeon sticking his finger up the Dumb SHITS ASS feeling for the tail bone and popping that BITCH Back in place in which the whole thing hurts like MF" HELL, I hope he's insured because momma and daddy are going to be MF" PISSED AT HIM for a long time!!!!! """"LMMFAO CMTMFD& ROMFF!!!!""""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • crocfuckmee March 4, 2008

    Uneducated? Low IQ? Hate physical labour?:Try quadraplegia,hardest you'll ever have to work is painting pictures of your bedroom with a brush hanging out of your mouth.

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  • rodeye2 March 5, 2008

    where's a picket fence when ya need one.

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  • peoplevshoople March 5, 2008

    He has a funny way of shoving those hemroids back in his ass!!

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  • doinyermom March 5, 2008

    wow! that fucker got lucky

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    Sheeeeeeeeeyyyt I landed on my balllsss monsouiree merci boucoup peti peas

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  • boneyak March 6, 2008

    His asshole buddies pulled the mattress out just before he leaped

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