The short life of a security gate

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Greg J.
19,811 Views 8 years ago

If there is any inanimate object in this world that gets the least amount of respect it would have to be the crappy security guard gate. Not only does it not protect you from anything but it also barely leaves a scratch on whoever runs it over that day.

32 Comments
  • first1shit March 4, 2008

    111111111111111st

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  • first1shit March 4, 2008

    that shits fake

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  • franchesco March 4, 2008

    No some of us really are that fucking retarded

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  • monoxide March 4, 2008

    na its a shit driver having a shit day

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  • twistatoe March 4, 2008

    He's short..it's almost happened to me before! Obviously, not the entire senerio. But trying to reach for something outside the car, and bumping the gas pedal making the engine rev. It happens...

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  • unthuged March 4, 2008

    "sorry to tell ya, but...it ain't as long as you think it is...."

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    P it means park, use it.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 4, 2008

    the appendage-lyyyy challenged at work.

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  • ikill March 4, 2008

    must have been asian..

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  • eatme March 4, 2008

    Well, now he won't need correct change.

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  • 4kinghell March 4, 2008

    If you can't park alongside a ticket machine so you can actually reach the ticket, please switch off your engine, and call the police, and tell them to take your car away. Also, request a good hard slap in the face, just for being a stupid fuck.

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  • anonwhocares March 4, 2008

    That was so funny I cant even think of a stupid comment

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  • lickadslit March 4, 2008

    No harder then that car hit it I think a good wind would have blown it away anyways.

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  • marvele21 March 4, 2008

    and the DICKHEAD of the day award goes to....

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  • sleeko March 4, 2008

    How many of us have wanted to do this?

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  • big_daddy305 March 4, 2008

    Thank you. Please drive through..

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  • judasz March 4, 2008

    I said "NO I DON'T WANT FRIES WITH THAT"

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  • madbasturd March 4, 2008

    macdonalds will do anything for a new tv ad

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  • havanutha March 4, 2008

    Just get out of the fuckin' car you lazy prick!

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  • ramafistfadge March 4, 2008

    serves him right for havin 1 leg shorter than the other!!!!!!!!!!

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  • ouch March 4, 2008

    No wonder there is an obesity problem in your country. They drive t get the mail too. HAHAHAHAH

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  • crocfuckmee March 4, 2008

    FUCKING BEAUTY! That should happen to every single one of those fucked up boom gates on the planet. Give that man a ciiiigar!

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  • truckingman March 4, 2008

    """"LMFOMFL"""" FUCK the code, drive over the BITCH!!!!! """""LMMFAO ROMFF & CMTMFD!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 4, 2008

    crocfuckmee, give that man a keg, bottle of double malt whiskey, and a MF" genuine CUBAN ciiigar!!!!! Destroy all of those MOTHER FUCKING" Boom type Gates!!!!! """"still LMMFAO CMTMFD & ROMFF!!!""""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • rodeye2 March 5, 2008

    if i knew it was that easy i would of done that years ago.

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  • peoplevshoople March 5, 2008

    Hey!!!That the person that gave me my road test;-0

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    Who wants to get married to meeeeee!

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  • boneyak March 6, 2008

    Try backing up a bit and steering in a little closer. Trying to stretch out like caused your foot to slip off brake and onto gas pedal that results in funny video being posted here so we can make fun of your dumb ass.

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  • commoneagle March 6, 2008

    scary shit to think those kind of people are alowed on the road oh our god that fucking sucks god dam mad crap fucking man...trucking dudes have to be out there ten hours a day mothersucking crapintowesis.... or is it crapintitus... any way it is like a motherfuking disease....

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  • scorpiohoney March 7, 2008

    what a dumb fuckin lazy cunt

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  • beergut March 8, 2008

    WTF put it in gear and turn the wipers on at the same time-THAT NIGGA IS TALENTED$$

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  • patton303 May 6, 2008

    It's a dumb cunt... surprise!!

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