The Daily Shit: 101 year old man runs marathon, D&D inventor DOA, and Bacon Vodka.

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Greg J.
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As if I wasn't already feeling lazy enough some 101 year old dude just ran a marathon. Last time I ran it was from the cops and man was it tiring. At least I have enough sense not to lend my neighbor a gun. Oh yah that one dude who created Dungeons and Dragons died and we finally figured out the secret to making bacon vodka. BACON VODKA!

13 Comments
  • twistatoe March 4, 2008

    *whistles* Hey boys ;) :) Great DND digs!!

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  • eatme March 4, 2008

    Happy Bizzle Dizzle to Jesse!

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  • eatme March 4, 2008

    Now bake him a vodka cake!

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  • skinafuckerrus March 4, 2008

    mmmmm put that bacon vodka on my cracka bitch.yeah!

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  • marvele21 March 4, 2008

    i would've fried the bacon afterwards bet that would make a nice breakfast with a side of whiskey biscuits and bacardi scrambled eggs mmmmmmm can already tatste it....

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  • ouch March 4, 2008

    Crazy Crackers POw PoW Pow. Happy 30th B-day Jessie:)

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  • crocfuckmee March 4, 2008

    Vodka comes from Russia,bacon comes from pigs...yeah,they sorta go together when you think about.

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  • truckingman March 4, 2008

    Man what guts, the 101 year old man runs a 13 mile marathon in five hour then ask for his beer, talk about balls. SHIT crocfuckmee, That's too MF" FUCKED up AND MF" FUNNY at the same time!!!! """"LMMFAO CMTMFD & ROMFF!!!!""""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • shimmery315 March 4, 2008

    In 5 hours Jay woulda made it 5 blocks, and into the neighborhood bar.

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  • Jay D. March 4, 2008

    ^ so true. so true.

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    Roll a 5 for cremation at st paul's church, 2 for a burial in yer back garden, 3 for cryogenic suspended animation, 1 for being force fed to sally jessie raphael, 4 for being a prop at a necrophillia museum and 6... well..... roll again yer moron!

    DUNGEON'S AND DRAGONS RULE DUDE!

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  • madbasturd March 5, 2008

    Happy burfdee jesse, and if greg n jay are any kinda friends you lot wont be in any condition to do a daily shit tomorrow, oh and i see the robert the haddock is back (twat)

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  • scorpiohoney March 7, 2008

    i think im goin to be sick

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