diet mountain dew assisted suicide

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Greg J.
44,122 Views 8 years ago

Seems like diet soda isn't doing this guy much good. Looks like he might wanna switch to regular soda and at least enjoy his last few minutes here on earth. Where can I get one of those oxygen tanks?

50 Comments
  • unthuged March 5, 2008

    hey Robert Hallock, I like the southpark picture you have on your wall..nice!

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  • 2indastink March 5, 2008

    Fat pizza guy.......you lost weight???

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  • 2indastink March 5, 2008

    actually the face looks more like culprite inc.

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  • bubbalew March 5, 2008

    Before someone else does....

    is bubbalew

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  • lickadslit March 5, 2008

    Dead Sexy Fat Bastard!!

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  • skinafuckerrus March 5, 2008

    you win guy!!!

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  • spearchucker March 5, 2008

    Wow, Big fat pig mother fucker. Send him to Iraq for a protection shield for the troops.

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  • snaggletooth March 5, 2008

    he shoulda filled up on pop-rocks first!!!!!

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  • dazzza March 5, 2008

    damn' now thats fucking BLOATED

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  • monoxide March 5, 2008

    fuck going to the pub with him, greedy cunt

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  • 4kinghell March 5, 2008

    Imagine the pork scratchings you'd get off that

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  • shimmery315 March 5, 2008

    We have the rare experience to see the hairy belching wildabeast in his natural habitat before he goes extinct.

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  • madmonk March 5, 2008

    Nice to see Jabba getting work after Star wars- needs a bra though.

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  • thundermug March 5, 2008

    Doesn't he know that much caffeine is bad for his health?

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  • peoplevshoople March 5, 2008

    "Don't call me Norman....Call me chubsy ubsy

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  • havanutha March 5, 2008

    Define the word "winner". Never mind.

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  • screamindemon March 5, 2008

    its ok its ok...they were DIET mountain dews

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  • carnutts4sure March 5, 2008

    Somebody shoot this human fucking slob before some twisted bitch rolls his layers of fat back far enough to get to his tiny dick and breed with his ass !!!!

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    My future lies with him!

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  • boneyak March 5, 2008

    FOUL!! he's disqualified for not using beer.

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  • thejayman March 5, 2008

    give this guy some code red and he might be able to do some jumping jacks...now thats ur next Mountain Dew commercial.

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  • madbasturd March 5, 2008

    I was hoping he was gonna burp out his ears

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  • eatme March 5, 2008

    He should listen to Bjork!

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  • truckingman March 5, 2008

    unthuged, that not me, I am MF" NOT THAT MF" FAT and/or DISGUSTING; however, that's a MF" Sweet SouthPark Pic. in the back ground though!!!!! Hey BLOB why don't ya get 500gal.s of pure cane syrup and chug that SHIT down, Ya mite enjoy the MF" Super Sweet flavor and HELLUVA SUGAR HIGH before ya slip into a diabetic coma and die, Ya Sick BLOB BIOTCH !!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 5, 2008

    Also Greg, (unfortionatly) you can find and rent though Oxygen tanks at your local Medical Supply store or Pharmacy. You need a Prescription though.... that sucks...

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • truckingman March 5, 2008

    Hey BLOB MAN, try using a gun, it's quicker, BIOTCH!!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • d90girl March 5, 2008

    Hey,Robert Halfcock....why don't you use the gun on yourself first....be sure it works !!!

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  • ouch March 5, 2008

    ^^^^AGREED^^^^Sincerely, OUCH! Motherfucker!

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  • crocfuckmee March 5, 2008

    SHIT!"Fat bastard" from Austin powers is actually clean cut, well mannerred and slim now ive seen this.

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  • marvele21 March 5, 2008

    hey u hefty pile of adipose tissue just have a stroke already

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  • eatme March 5, 2008

    Adipose tissue? Ups to marvele for the most intelligent MOTHERFUCKING POST of the WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING DAy!!!!!!!!!!!Oops! Slipped into truckman mode fer a sec.

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  • yokiti March 6, 2008

    Is he American? If he is, I'm leaving. "Oh Canada, Oh Canada..."

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  • rush March 6, 2008

    Jesus Christ Jay, you should be ashamed of yourself for not sharing your pop with Greg!

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  • big_daddy305 March 6, 2008

    Is it me or does it look like he's expanding with each gulp?

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  • rodeye2 March 6, 2008

    any volunteers for carrying the casket out?

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  • 69b4u86 March 6, 2008

    How is he gonna take a piss after that drinking shit!!! He can not even reach his dick!

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  • mrmidas March 6, 2008

    oink oink fatty!

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  • gurtman23 March 6, 2008

    were is that fat bastard gonna piss

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  • 69b4u86 March 6, 2008

    Damn jubba the hut , do not hog the dew!! fucker!!

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  • fatpizzaguy March 6, 2008

    no jabba dont do it!!!!!!

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  • monoxide March 6, 2008

    SC

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  • ramafistfadge March 6, 2008

    hang on ? aint this guy a regular on here.?

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  • commoneagle March 6, 2008

    just shoot that guy and give me his welfare money and ill give it to the truly needy

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  • gophkyrslf March 7, 2008

    enough, jay. greg knows you can out-chug him.

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  • scorpiohoney March 7, 2008

    i think an elephant gun would be quicker

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  • scorpiohoney March 7, 2008

    thats just fuckin disgusting

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  • tom004 March 9, 2008

    He did the same thing in his last video except it was cupcakes and fried chicken.

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  • lorilee32 March 24, 2008

    I don't think he needs that oxygen considering he can hold his breath long enough to chug a whole cans of soda. Also, why isn't he wearing a shirt?

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  • lorilee32 September 8, 2008

    He needs a bath!

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  • jphinfan86 July 7, 2009

    When you drink a six-pack AT A TIME, the "diet" part doesn't even matter. Just bump up to actual Mountain Dew for fuck's sake.

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