Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live

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Greg J.
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It is a sad day in the world of people who like bad 80's movies. Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer and five weeks left to live. There were also some cops who decided to taser a cow and another man who forgot that people could track him through his credit card. Genius

36 Comments
  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    HAIL TO THE KING BABEEEEEEEEE

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  • thunderbutt March 5, 2008

    Who gives a shit..............

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  • canidae March 5, 2008

    Dear Lord, please leave P.S. alive for along time. I dont wanna be tortured with "Dirty Dancing" on all channels....

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  • seanyboy March 5, 2008

    fust!

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  • monoxide March 5, 2008

    fuck me...crazy shit radio, nice one!

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  • thunderbutt March 5, 2008

    King baby?! Now there's something to be proud of...

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  • sleeko March 5, 2008

    Greg...You sex story makes alot more sense, if instead of "minutes" say "inches"

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  • truckingman March 5, 2008

    To the ASSHOLIC Flasher, I hope ya like Anal Because the convicts down at the county jail or going to have fun with ya SICK ASS; also, next time pay with cash MOTHER FUCKER, It's harder to trace, BIOTCH!!!! (Robert Evilly laughs at the though of the MF" PRICK GETTING what he deserves) HOLLY SHIT!!!! I hope Patrick Swayze beats the MF" SHIT out of his pancreatic cancer Sadly if not I hope he goes in his sleep peacefully would any MF" pain. May GOD be with him!!!! (Robert Sends a prayer out for Patrick Swayze and his family.. Also, he is in a start of confusion..) WTMF"BF???? Oh, ""LMFOMFL"" What a MF" Dumb ASS, I thought cops have a good aim, but the MOTHER FUCKER missed the MF" cow and nailed his bub instead all on tape What a MF" ASSHOLE!!!! You're Fired, BIOTCH!!!! """"LMMFAO CMTMFD & ROMFF!!!!"""" I think all of us BITCH want to see that MF" FUCKED UP Funny SHIT..... What,,,,the average length of time for sex is three MF" minutes and 13 is too long That's too MF" FUCKED UP.... Some FUCK ED SHIT today, But some laughs out of it.... PEACE!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • madbasturd March 5, 2008

    ROBERT THE HADDOCK TOLD ME hes great in bed and can go all night long now he just needs a partner, i said dont fucking look at me ya poofta

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  • eatme March 5, 2008

    Damn Jay! Farts one day. Burps the next. That only leaves puking, shitting, & hocking a big ole loogie!! Can't wait for tomorrow!

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  • madmonk March 5, 2008

    Greg -slap him

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  • ouch March 5, 2008

    Truckingman, I had a Wet Dream about you last night.... A bus hit you and I pissed my pants Laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhA

    Sincerely, OUCH! Motherfucker!

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  • ouch March 5, 2008

    Truckingman, I had a Wet Dream about you last night.... A bus hit you and I pissed my pants Laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhA

    Sincerely, OUCH! Motherfucker!

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  • ouch March 5, 2008

    Truckingman, I had a Wet Dream about you last night.... A bus hit you and I pissed my pants Laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAhAhA

    Sincerely, OUCH! Motherfucker!

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  • twirler March 5, 2008

    I LIKE CAKE

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  • skinafuckerrus March 5, 2008

    excuse me mister trucking man sir.err,i have been here long enough so's i kin tell yooz how to get these very nice people from complimenting your work.get your elbow off the capitals key and,chill out with the ROMBNFDEASDFC,GTIIHGTRD,stuff guy.it gets to be annoying.when a shitter compliments you,don't go to hard on yerself.it's all fun and games here big man.make it easier to read your knowledge laden posts and,i'm sure they will go back into the bog from wence they cometh sireth.you are unique with yer game,but unique isn't to from eccentric or unbalanced.best wishes to you and yours guy.

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  • marvele21 March 5, 2008

    now he can really be a ghost

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  • diesel91 March 6, 2008

    Cool. I am from Redding,CA I heard about that this morning on the radio.

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  • screamindemon March 6, 2008

    seanyboy...why do you take so much pride in something DUKE NUKEM says.....

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  • screamindemon March 6, 2008

    ps..buy greg a mic...dont be so racist

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  • 69b4u86 March 6, 2008

    He is going to the roadhouse BBQ IN THE SKY!!

    Or he is going to a dirty boner hell below!!

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  • truckingman March 6, 2008

    Thank you Mr. skinafuckerrus for the advise. I will try only Cap. the first letter from now on and using less of the """Laughing My Mother Fucking" Ass Off Etc......""" but I don't think everyone wants me to write out """Holly Mother Fucking" Shit(HMF"S) and What in The Mother Fucking" Blue Fuck(WTMF"BF).""" It takes up to much room. Also, when you see some tihng like this (Robert is......) I am, in third person, trying to describe what I am think or doing. Please do not take what I have wrote here a afinceve(example), I am pointing out why I write some of the thing I write here and Forums. Also, what I write in closing is the way I sign my signature, and if you see a word "missed spelled (my MF" spelling problem)," I have not found the corrected spelling with Google, so please help by suggesting the correct spell and back off any negative about it. I wish you all good luck, and I hope you all have a nice day. PEACE!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 6, 2008

    keep up the good work and good things will come your way trucker "BUT",i don't think it will start here.LOL.peace to you to sir.

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  • shimmery315 March 6, 2008

    Newsflash! There is already a dirty dancing 2, and yes he was in it, and yes it sucked big dirty balls. Greg stay off of Jays killweed, you're starting to stutter too..

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  • seanyboy March 6, 2008

    Hurry up so i can post fust ya gits!

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  • monoxide March 6, 2008

    Not a SC

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  • cuchulain March 6, 2008

    There's already a Road House 2, he wasn't in it, though.

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  • ramafistfadge March 6, 2008

    last...!!!

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  • canidae March 6, 2008

    NO!! U failed

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  • gophkyrslf March 7, 2008

    truckingman, i demand you go back to your original script. it made you unique, annoying; yes...but however EVERYONE knows your name. i wouldn't change a thing. don't conform to anyone...thats whats makes you YOU.

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  • soypisto75 March 7, 2008

    damn...you guys got that one past me. if this had the "daily shit" words on it, i wouldve never clicked on it.

    DAILY SHIT SUCKS!!! the black dude is cool, but fatboy needs to stay behind the scenes. nice burp u fat oinker

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  • commoneagle March 7, 2008

    boy that soy is a prick... chunkey dude your ok keep working on the style... I bet you don't give a fuc abouit soypisidiots opinion anyway... daiy shit rules how else would i even know about patrick (whose the hell is he anyway) naw i'd have to live in a hole or some where beside usa to not know.... i don't watch made up movies much so never saw him act but my hope for a smooth transition are with him.. after life is cool... least so i've heard...

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  • beergut March 8, 2008

    Im from ARK and those assholes will fuck u up at the drop of a hat no bullshit

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  • kenfromdublin September 27, 2008

    It's true - he's already in filmimg Ghost 2

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  • kenfromdublin September 27, 2008

    It's true - he's already filming Ghost 2

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  • getfucked September 17, 2009

    Took more than 5 weeks, but he's dead.

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