Once you are very familiar with how to handle horses you start to become relaxed around them. That's about the same time that people are gonna get kicked in the face. Just make sure that camera is rolling.
carry yer own damn wood!!!
ya brokeback bitch!!!!
"what?! you fantasize about me?! Leave me alone retard!!"
NEWS FLASH: Foot in mouth disease strikes again, hard !
new film,broke back up a mountain?
Mr Ed says,"Fuck you!"
i wondered if it did actually get him in the face do i slowed it down and put it on full screen and it didn't look like it got him in the face... lucky for him...I have been around enough horses to know when they are acting skitterish don't go anywhere near the hind end... nowhere near... period...
Skitterish?? DO us all a favor and ease up on the thesarus. Doesnt matter where a horse kicks you, that shit is gonna leave a mark.
I'd shoot that damn beast , cook it up and baste it with a nice vinegarette sauce.... talk about good eatin'...
A guy sure knows how to stop horsing around and get a hoof on!
What Dazza said:
and fightin outta the blue corner in the red shorts and shiny hooves ........
no im not shagging the farmers wife..
shoulda brought an apple.
If horses can laugh, then this one is ROMFFLMAO!! BITCHESS!! $&(&@@GFNVDS$%*KMN
Make me a gelding will you fucker!
A horse, a horse, my kindom for a.. SPLAT!
Ge-e-e Wilbu-uu-r! Yoo-o-ou got kno-o-ock da-a-a fu-u-uck o-o-ut!!
thats the last time they try to fuck him.
or as they now say it mmppfff mppff mmmpppffff
Hourse 1, dumb ass 0.
I told you he grazed on the magic mushroom.
" Hourse 1, dumb ass 0." LOL, is this not a textbook case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Either these were some dusty fuckers, or the horse (or 'hourse' if you prefer) blasts a huge fart when he kicks the fuck out of these bastards. And BTW, commonpussyfarts, these assholes weren't near the rearend of the horse -- the horse hiked his ass over so that he could nail these fuckers. When the goddamn horse got frisky, they should have shot his fucking ass and bought a Jeep.
I know a guy is in a very exclusive club: he got kicked in the face by a horse and lived. His nose was on the side of his face for a while, but he lived.
never trust a hay burner
A nurse, a nurse, my kindom for a nurse.
brokeback mountain bitches!!!
The Revenge On Sore Ass Mountain!!!
BAM!! cancel that dentist appointment
It's 2fer Tuesday what a good shot!
thats a good two fore one special
remember when you branded me? pay back is a biatch.