Order your foot by the slice
A little word of caution. Whenever you are riding a motorized vehicle using your feet to stop is heavily discouraged. I know it looked all cool on the Flinstones but that shit is a cartoon and if you like walking normal you'll never try anything you see on the show.
stop putting yer foot in yer asshole when yer scarte.
They say flipflops are back in fashion
Yes Morphine will do just fine, with a side of a super pain killer cocktail, no ice.
Reminds me of a pussy on the rag,hope it smells better.
seemed quite chipper considering...
Lick it ya pussy
id like some fucking morphine.. what a ignorant bastard.. please would be nice twat.
He doesn't need anything for the pain. He's obviously, stoned.
Jay will suck his dick for his pain pills. :-p
LMAO DAZZA thats gotta be close to comment of the week so far m8. HAhahahahahahah.
Is that a verucca?
hard to get out of a hostle movie
Walk it off pussy!
"LMAO DAZZA thats gotta be close to comment of the week so far m8.HAhahahahahahah".............. THIS HAS GOTTO BE THE SHITTEST COMMENT THATS BEEN COMMENTED ON EVER! IF YOU CLEANED YOUR SPECTACLES FROM ALL THAT ASS RIMMING SWEAT YOU WOULD CLEARLY SEE THAT YOU ARE A DUMB MUTHERFUCKING TWAT..... NO SERIOUSLY THAT WOULD BE AN INSULT TO DUMB MUTHERFUCKING TWATS..... YOU ARE A FUCKED UP RIMMING ARSE CONDENSATE SPECTACLE WEARING NUMPTY TWAT.
staple that fucker and get your ass back to work.
Oh look its me OUCH and im going to brown nose your cac hole with my nose dazzza.......mmmmmmmmm dazza your cacca smells so good.....mmmmmmmmm lickety slurp lickity whiff......
What a heal!
CHASE ME DAZZA BUT I RUN LIKE DALE WINTON....OOOOOoooooOOOOOO
you could put implants in there and make yourself taller. short people everywhere rejoice.
atleast say you did it on a harley not a moped.
Seanyboy: I love Dale Winton. His leather trousers are so tight and revealing. And his tangerine coloured skin is almost as sexual as David Dickinsons.
looks like his foot got run over by a three wheeler dumb fuk