Shamu's revenge

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Greg J.
35,148 Views 8 years ago

What do you do if you are a whale stuck in a giant tank with a bunch of asshole humans screaming at you almost every day. You take all that pent up frustration out on your trainer. They are the only ones you can reach but you might wanna peel off the wetsuit first because they taste like shit.

30 Comments
  • alexrawrs March 13, 2008

    first

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  • dazzza March 13, 2008

    "NOW can we get some padding down there"

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  • lickadslit March 13, 2008

    I don't know about you but I would suddenly have a large supply of lamp oil

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  • babaganoush March 13, 2008

    Plenty of good seats still available.

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  • peoplevshoople March 13, 2008

    I wouldn't have got up and gave him a bucket of fish, i would have got up and chopped that fuckin tail off!!

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  • ramafistfadge March 13, 2008

    360 to face plant? kinda rings a bell,hade a few of these on lately..

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  • madmonk March 13, 2008

    Tails... Yes I win :)

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  • sleeko March 13, 2008

    That's what you get for pissing in Shamus pool.

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  • monoxide March 13, 2008

    Now thats just quality..

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  • madbasturd March 13, 2008

    5.8 for the bitch slap!

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  • havanutha March 13, 2008

    What's so special about a fat mulatto chick swimming around in a pool?

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  • ouch March 13, 2008

    Thats for saying my ass was fat Bitch!

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  • 4kinghell March 13, 2008

    Even animals are getting into Happy Slapping

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  • skoal36 March 13, 2008

    what did he fall 3ft shake it off

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  • nudrop March 13, 2008

    HI-FIVE, vari nice!

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  • backyardfunk March 13, 2008

    Sham who?

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  • seanyboy March 13, 2008

    He was having a whale of a time untill the end of the tale when he was blowed over and blubberd up all over the plaice...... FREE WILLY MY ASS.

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  • shimmery315 March 13, 2008

    no wonder why the lame ass show is called miracles.

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  • seanyboy March 13, 2008

    ALL I SEE IS ONE GIGANTIC TUNA STEAK.... (tucks in his napkin)

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  • eatme March 13, 2008

    Lesbo chick got some tail!

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  • crocfuckmee March 13, 2008

    A Jap whaler!

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  • seanyboy March 13, 2008

    HERE'S ONE ILL RIM LATER!

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  • godless1 March 13, 2008

    SIT YER ASS DOWN, BITCH!

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  • coltpale March 13, 2008

    shazaam!

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  • rodeye2 March 14, 2008

    you got knocked the fuck out!!

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  • big_daddy305 March 14, 2008

    You ever been bitch slapped by a whale?

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  • truckingman March 14, 2008

    """""Laughing My Mother Fucking" Ass Off, Rolling On the Mother Fucking" Floor, Pucking My Mother Fucking Guts out, and Coughing Myself to Mother Fucking" Death!!!!"""""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • southern2008 March 15, 2008

    I love a little tail now and then

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  • thoward March 15, 2008

    lame

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  • thehoff May 29, 2008

    I want a pet whale.

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