If you didn't know today is the official "I got shot in the face day". Anyone who got shot in the face and lived can celebrate this day knowing they almost died because of somebody pointing a gun at their head.
Oh great. Another mouth to feed.
mmmm. thats hot.
This reminds me of fooling someone into kissing you on the lips ya know.. that last second turn.
No he's not my friend MR. BILL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's not my fault! he asked me to ejaculate in his mouth, its not my problem I have a powerful dick!
akbar dental clinic..
That was one deep zit. damn...
what seems to be the problem?
well doc me hairs a mess..
dont get cheeky with me asshole
Well, I was sucking on superman's dick, and then, ku-pow!!!
well doc its like this, i was aiming for my brain and kinda missed'
..now he can take two cocks instead of one!
Talkin shit out the side of his mouth.
WTMFBF was the type caliber of the MF" gun. Also, to the MF" Assholic Shit Stain that shot this guy, MF" Fuck you why shoot his poor guy in the mouth, ya MF" Fuck Wad??!!!!
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
P.S. If y'all been wondering were I have been, I have be working on a wire fence and been extremely tiered. So, I'm MF" Back, Bitchess!!!!
another asshole shot his mouth off.
Open wide and say AAAAGHHHH!!
acid goes on the tongue not cheek.
Close your mouth when your eating
havanutha Thats gotta be comment of the week so far man hahahahaha
just when i thought it was safe to play with guns
"havanutha Thats gotta be comment of the week so far man hahahahaha" JUST RIM HIS ASS WIDE OPEN WHY DONT YA.... FIRST ITS DAZZA AND HAVANUTHA..... DAMN BROWNNOSE CHAMPION 2008 AND THE SEASON HASNT EVEN FINISHED YET...... DOWN UNDER MY ASS!
Damn seanyboy! Let up on my m8 ouch ya crazy cracker. Ya need a Pow pOw poW? Also, that oughtta teach the guy to "Mouth Off".
Is'nt this the same guy that put his mouth up to the tank muzzle.
Dumb raghead,the bomb gos in your pants not your mouth.
can we say dental work
Guns dont kill people wobbers do.
How many times do i have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed BITCH!
eatme. Follow my lead and just don’t give seanyboy the satisfaction of replying to any of his shit,Thanks for the back up Bro have a good one m8, I’m sure we will catch each other on the radio show soon. Oh and Truckingman Welcome back LMFAO LOL PMSL and all that other #$%^&* you type. Sincerely OUCH!
from now on when he speaks he will hear a whisper in his right ear.
hey jose!jew hear tha esse?JOSE:hear wha esse.TWO FACE:tha whispereeng sound.JOSE:no!!for da juang mijion time NO!!!TWO FACE:i cang help eet,....jew see,jew see eet now!!??JOSE:no maricon'!!i no see jew whisper!!bete pah carajo jew double talking piece of sheet!!
hey ouch i put a little diddy in the want ads to see if we can get you some A1 american bootehh.YEAH BUDDY!!!see if you like it mmmk.me name is carry liverbong.from the land down undah.i'm 22 years old,tan till i wrinkled and as lively as a goana lizard on fire.me hobbies are rassling baby gators from the egg and using their skin to make cock warmers for me m8's in the war.if you like excitement,give me a holler!!i will make life a living hell for you and your m8's,m8................ps.just kidding you dirty roo.you crazy cracka pow pow pow.lol
WOW they weren't joking when they said that new Call of Duty 4 on Xbox 360 was realistic. I'm sold.
it’s not my fault! he asked me to ejaculate in his mouth, its not my problem I have a powerfuldick!
........................................... .................unthuged you didn't seem the type to even concider such a demeaning comment.
Skinfuck: Ya me willy wonkin now!Sincerely,LSMFT!
Look on the bright side son, now you can lick your woman off without missing a minute of the Match of the Day on tele.
Another sad case of smokeless tobacco mixed with smokeless powder.
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