Happy I got shot in the face day!

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Greg J.
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If you didn't know today is the official "I got shot in the face day". Anyone who got shot in the face and lived can celebrate this day knowing they almost died because of somebody pointing a gun at their head.

39 Comments
  • havanutha March 14, 2008

    Oh great. Another mouth to feed.

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  • onlinepredator March 14, 2008

    mmmm. thats hot.

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  • onlinepredator March 14, 2008

    This reminds me of fooling someone into kissing you on the lips ya know.. that last second turn.

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  • lickadslit March 14, 2008

    No he's not my friend MR. BILL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • unthuged March 14, 2008

    it's not my fault! he asked me to ejaculate in his mouth, its not my problem I have a powerful dick!

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  • monoxide March 14, 2008

    akbar dental clinic..

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  • dazzza March 14, 2008

    That was one deep zit. damn...

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  • ramafistfadge March 14, 2008

    what seems to be the problem?

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  • ramafistfadge March 14, 2008

    well doc me hairs a mess..

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  • ikill March 14, 2008

    dont get cheeky with me asshole

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  • 69b4u86 March 14, 2008

    Well, I was sucking on superman's dick, and then, ku-pow!!!

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  • madbasturd March 14, 2008

    well doc its like this, i was aiming for my brain and kinda missed'

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  • rush March 14, 2008

    ..now he can take two cocks instead of one!

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  • kishoph March 14, 2008

    Talkin shit out the side of his mouth.

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  • truckingman March 14, 2008

    WTMFBF was the type caliber of the MF" gun. Also, to the MF" Assholic Shit Stain that shot this guy, MF" Fuck you why shoot his poor guy in the mouth, ya MF" Fuck Wad??!!!!

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    P.S. If y'all been wondering were I have been, I have be working on a wire fence and been extremely tiered. So, I'm MF" Back, Bitchess!!!!

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  • godless1 March 14, 2008

    another asshole shot his mouth off.

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  • crocfuckmee March 14, 2008

    Open wide and say AAAAGHHHH!!

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  • shimmery315 March 14, 2008

    acid goes on the tongue not cheek.

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  • madmonk March 14, 2008

    Close your mouth when your eating

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  • ouch March 14, 2008

    havanutha Thats gotta be comment of the week so far man hahahahaha

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  • thoward March 14, 2008

    just when i thought it was safe to play with guns

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  • seanyboy March 14, 2008

    "havanutha Thats gotta be comment of the week so far man hahahahaha" JUST RIM HIS ASS WIDE OPEN WHY DONT YA.... FIRST ITS DAZZA AND HAVANUTHA..... DAMN BROWNNOSE CHAMPION 2008 AND THE SEASON HASNT EVEN FINISHED YET...... DOWN UNDER MY ASS!

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  • eatme March 14, 2008

    Damn seanyboy! Let up on my m8 ouch ya crazy cracker. Ya need a Pow pOw poW? Also, that oughtta teach the guy to "Mouth Off".

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  • rodeye2 March 15, 2008

    hairlip!

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  • rodeye2 March 15, 2008

    Is'nt this the same guy that put his mouth up to the tank muzzle.

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  • rodeye2 March 15, 2008

    Dumb raghead,the bomb gos in your pants not your mouth.

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  • parka6 March 15, 2008

    buen provecho!!!

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  • hankjr March 15, 2008

    can we say dental work

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  • busanut199 March 15, 2008

    Guns dont kill people wobbers do.

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  • ouch March 15, 2008

    How many times do i have to tell you to chew with your mouth closed BITCH!

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  • ouch March 15, 2008

    eatme. Follow my lead and just don’t give seanyboy the satisfaction of replying to any of his shit,Thanks for the back up Bro have a good one m8, I’m sure we will catch each other on the radio show soon. Oh and Truckingman Welcome back LMFAO LOL PMSL and all that other #$%^&* you type. Sincerely OUCH!

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  • skinafuckerrus March 15, 2008

    from now on when he speaks he will hear a whisper in his right ear.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 15, 2008

    hey jose!jew hear tha esse?JOSE:hear wha esse.TWO FACE:tha whispereeng sound.JOSE:no!!for da juang mijion time NO!!!TWO FACE:i cang help eet,....jew see,jew see eet now!!??JOSE:no maricon'!!i no see jew whisper!!bete pah carajo jew double talking piece of sheet!!

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  • skinafuckerrus March 15, 2008

    hey ouch i put a little diddy in the want ads to see if we can get you some A1 american bootehh.YEAH BUDDY!!!see if you like it mmmk.me name is carry liverbong.from the land down undah.i'm 22 years old,tan till i wrinkled and as lively as a goana lizard on fire.me hobbies are rassling baby gators from the egg and using their skin to make cock warmers for me m8's in the war.if you like excitement,give me a holler!!i will make life a living hell for you and your m8's,m8................ps.just kidding you dirty roo.you crazy cracka pow pow pow.lol

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  • buzzhawg March 15, 2008

    WOW they weren't joking when they said that new Call of Duty 4 on Xbox 360 was realistic. I'm sold.

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  • commoneagle March 15, 2008

    unthuged wrote:

    it’s not my fault! he asked me to ejaculate in his mouth, its not my problem I have a powerfuldick!

    ........................................... .................unthuged you didn't seem the type to even concider such a demeaning comment.

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  • eatme March 15, 2008

    Skinfuck: Ya me willy wonkin now!Sincerely,LSMFT!

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  • crocfuckmee March 15, 2008

    Look on the bright side son, now you can lick your woman off without missing a minute of the Match of the Day on tele.

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  • hatedogs March 18, 2008

    Another sad case of smokeless tobacco mixed with smokeless powder.

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