Your dog will never be bored again

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Greg J.
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Someone has finally invented something that will keep your dog occupied for hours. In fact the dog will probably go crazy from all the constant repetition and the fact that you aren't able to keep up with his addiction.

31 Comments
  • yokiti March 18, 2008

    Ingeneous! Lazy fucking dog owner, but a very motivated inventor. I want one!

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  • rush March 18, 2008

    ..Bill Gates look out!

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  • commoneagle March 18, 2008

    does it come with training instructions???

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  • thoward March 18, 2008

    my pitbull whould try to eat the machine

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  • unthuged March 18, 2008

    oh! so that's why truckingman isn't commenting anymore...?

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  • monoxide March 18, 2008

    commoneagle wtf, ach fuck it Ill do it for ye pmsl....

    A well trained dog is a joy to own and it will also be a joy for your dog who will be able to join in all activities with you and will enjoy socialising with people and dogs.

    Always try to start a training session with a game or a good walk so that you will both feel in the right frame of mind to start the training.

    Ensure that all members of the family use the same word for each command and the same technique of training as your dog will become confused and the training process will become much more difficult for you and your dog.

    When giving your dog a treat to show him he has done well, always praise him too as eventually you want to praise him and not have to give a treat every time.

    Be prepared occasionally to go back a stage. If your dog doesn’t do what you ask, assume that he doesn’t understand what is required, NOT that he is disobedient.

    Use very small dog treats to reward your fab dog, not chocolate or biscuits.

    Always have a word so your dog understands whatever he has been doing with you, whether playing or training, is finished and nothing more is required of him. I use “all done” but it doesn’t matter what the expression is as long as it is only used for this particular purpose. A good example is when playing tug of war with my dog which gets him quite excitable, when I want to tell him the game is over I just say “all done” and he immediately releases the toy.

    Keep all training sessions short and sweet, especially with a puppy. End on a positive note while the dog still wants more.

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  • thersaholycow March 18, 2008

    WOW! now THAT is the SHIT right there!!! I want one for my dog!!!

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  • madmonk March 18, 2008

    monoxide, just call him the cunt that he iz, mon the alba

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  • ramafistfadge March 18, 2008

    waist of time that is.me dog would go get the ball and then fuck off an bury it somewhere!

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  • jack-hammer March 18, 2008

    Excellent idea,,, till some chink mass produces it into junk

    That's good for a confined dog, but you need to load a 12 guage shell in it to launch a ball for an active dog.

    hey rama,,,,, your dog smarter than you, maybe your dog should train you to get off your ass!

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  • 4kinghell March 18, 2008

    I'm going to build one for my bitch! She can't cook or clean, so she may as well learn how to play fetch

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  • zpimpin1 March 18, 2008

    very impressive, a smart well trained dog. we have a chow chow and he is so intelligent sometimes he seems human

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  • 69b4u86 March 18, 2008

    Can it throw the dog?

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  • judasz March 18, 2008

    Will it do Beer?

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  • 4kinghell March 18, 2008

    ^^ Just because it seems human, doesn't mean you can let it lick your balls

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  • fatty_mcbutter March 18, 2008

    thats awesome

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  • twirler March 18, 2008

    I want one

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  • doc_ock March 18, 2008

    The dog is pretty smart too, he puts it right back in to through again.

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  • crocfuckmee March 18, 2008

    V.Good! Be interesting if the dog got its snout in front of that spring at the wrong time tho.

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  • eatme March 18, 2008

    WOOF! I said WOOF MUTHAFUCKA!

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  • ouch March 18, 2008

    Crazy Crackers! Woof wOOf woOF!

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  • seanyboy March 18, 2008

    unthuged wrote:

    oh! so that’s why truckingman isn’t commenting anymore...? Or maybe he has been brown nosed to death by ouch!

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  • eatme March 18, 2008

    Seanygirl must love ya ouch cuz he sure is obsessing on you....the fag queer fuck.

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  • hatedogs March 18, 2008

    With a few household tools the machine could be improved to heave the dog through the fucking wall into the street where some little retard could fram its fucking ass with a skateboard. That -- in contrast to this -- would be a video worthy of C/S/

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  • big_daddy305 March 18, 2008

    I wonder what will happen if they put the dog in there?

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  • rodeye2 March 19, 2008

    I need one to launch my fat ass wife off the couch.

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  • havanutha March 19, 2008

    Sadly resembles humans, their cars, and gas pumps.

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  • patton303 March 20, 2008

    Great dog....

    Now how long would it take for your shithead kids to put the cat in there?

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  • sydfloyd March 27, 2008

    hope they got a patent on that before they posted the video! some fucker will make a shitload of $$$$$$$ on the idea!!!

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  • mouser July 24, 2008

    great stuff

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  • jaz104 November 16, 2008

    WOW this is great !!!! I love playing catch with my dog but I tire before he does. I need the plans for this or need to find one. Whoever made this needs to start producing this now.

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