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Ingeneous! Lazy fucking dog owner, but a very motivated inventor. I want one!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 12:12 PM |
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rush
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..Bill Gates look out!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 12:20 PM |
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 12:43 PM |
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thoward
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my pitbull whould try to eat the machine
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 12:50 PM |
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unthuged
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oh! so that’s why truckingman isn’t commenting anymore...?
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 1:21 PM |
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monoxide
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commoneagle wtf, ach fuck it Ill do it for ye pmsl....
A well trained dog is a joy to own and it will also be a joy for your dog who will be able to join in all activities with you and will enjoy socialising with people and dogs.
Always try to start a training session with a game or a good walk so that you will both feel in the right frame of mind to start the training.
Ensure that all members of the family use the same word for each command and the same technique of training as your dog will become confused and the training process will become much more difficult for you and your dog.
When giving your dog a treat to show him he has done well, always praise him too as eventually you want to praise him and not have to give a treat every time.
Be prepared occasionally to go back a stage. If your dog doesn’t do what you ask, assume that he doesn’t understand what is required, NOT that he is disobedient.
Use very small dog treats to reward your fab dog, not chocolate or biscuits.
Always have a word so your dog understands whatever he has been doing with you, whether playing or training, is finished and nothing more is required of him. I use “all done” but it doesn’t matter what the expression is as long as it is only used for this particular purpose. A good example is when playing tug of war with my dog which gets him quite excitable, when I want to tell him the game is over I just say “all done” and he immediately releases the toy.
Keep all training sessions short and sweet, especially with a puppy. End on a positive note while the dog still wants more.
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 1:24 PM |
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thersaholycow
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WOW! now THAT is the SHIT right there!!! I want one for my dog!!!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 1:40 PM |
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madmonk
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monoxide, just call him the cunt that he iz, mon the alba
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 1:42 PM |
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ramafistfadge
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waist of time that is.me dog would go get the ball and then fuck off an bury it somewhere!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 2:18 PM |
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jack-hammer
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Excellent idea,,, till some chink mass produces it intojunk
That’s
good for a confined dog, but you need to load a 12 guage shell in it to launch a ball for an active dog.
hey rama,,,,, your dog smarter than you, maybe your dog should train you to get off your ass!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 2:49 PM |
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4kinghell
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I’m going to build one for my bitch! She can’t cook or clean, so she may as well learn how to play fetch
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 2:53 PM |
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zpimpin1
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very impressive, a smart well trained dog. we have a chow chow and he is so intelligent sometimes he seems human
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 3:30 PM |
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 3:46 PM |
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 3:57 PM |
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4kinghell
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^^ Just because it seems human, doesn’t mean you can let it lick your balls
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 3:58 PM |
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 4:01 PM |
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 5:13 PM |
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doc_ock
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The dog is pretty smart too, he puts it right back in to through again.
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 5:56 PM |
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crocfuckmee
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V.Good! Be interesting if the dog got its snout in front of that spring at the wrong time tho.
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 7:00 PM |
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eatme
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WOOF! I said WOOF MUTHAFUCKA!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 7:18 PM |
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ouch
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Crazy Crackers! Woof wOOf woOF!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 8:52 PM |
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seanyboy
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unthuged wrote:
oh! so that’s why truckingman isn’t commenting anymore...? Or maybe he has been brown nosed to death by ouch!
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 9:02 PM |
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eatme
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Seanygirl must love ya ouch cuz he sure is obsessing on you....the fag queer fuck.
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 9:57 PM |
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hatedogs
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With a few household tools the machine could be improved to heave the dog through the fucking wall into the street where some little retard could fram its fucking ass with a skateboard. That -- in contrast to this -- would be a video worthy of C/S/
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 10:14 PM |
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big_daddy305
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I wonder what will happen if they put the dog in there?
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 10:41 PM |
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rodeye2
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I need one to launch my fat ass wife off the couch.
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posted on: 03-18-08 @ 11:10 PM |
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havanutha
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Sadly resembles humans, their cars, and gas pumps.
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posted on: 03-19-08 @ 9:20 AM |
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patton303
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Great dog....
Now how long would it take for your shithead kids to put the cat in there?
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posted on: 03-20-08 @ 12:01 PM |
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sydfloyd
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hope they got a patent on that before they posted the video! some fucker will make a shitload of $$$$$$$ on the idea!!!
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posted on: 03-27-08 @ 12:47 AM |
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posted on: 07-23-08 @ 11:38 PM |
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jaz104
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WOW this is great !!!! I love playing catch with my dog but I tire before he does. I need the plans for this or need to find one. Whoever made this needs to start producing this now.
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posted on: 11-16-08 @ 8:29 PM |
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