This guy comes so close to losing his life I am officially calling it an Easter miracle. Don't get me wrong I haven't been to church in over a decade but I still know a miracle when I see one.
i bet he took the biggest shit in his pants that day.
he had to get there before the prices went up again.
I'd be kickin somebodies ass.....Just as soon as I put on some clean underwear.
Usually, when I hear a car out of control, coming towards me, I run away, rather than towards
Got gas? Nope. Got the shits? Hell yesss!
why do people always fall asleep at the wheel near gas stations?
Proof that God is not perfect.
getting head while driving will almost certainly end with a lot of heartaches for 3 seconds of pleasure.
a miscalculation on my part.it's more like 3 seconds of pleasure while ejaculating and 2 seconds for the actual fellatio.i apologize for my inept math skills.
That guy needn't waste his money on a lottery ticket. All his good karma credits are used up, for awhile.
well done skinny, you get a b+, and the genius in the vid who cant seem to get the idea of pit stop refuelling needs a fuck slap
I bet he found the biggest Easter Egg in his pants today.
car tag you're it.
proof that God IS perfect, stupid.
Stop /Revive /Survive
^^^^^ Dont you mean NOT FIRST! ^^^^^^^^
Machine gun joe just misses out on another 50 points
judasz;you are too right there buddy.
He showed his wife for leaving with the van.
.30 of a second any later and he would of been the meat in that sandwich.