Near certain death at gas station

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Greg J.
27,337 Views 8 years ago

This guy comes so close to losing his life I am officially calling it an Easter miracle. Don't get me wrong I haven't been to church in over a decade but I still know a miracle when I see one.

21 Comments
  • alexrawrs March 23, 2008

    i bet he took the biggest shit in his pants that day.

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  • judasz March 23, 2008

    he had to get there before the prices went up again.

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  • geargrinder65 March 23, 2008

    I'd be kickin somebodies ass.....Just as soon as I put on some clean underwear.

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  • 4kinghell March 23, 2008

    Usually, when I hear a car out of control, coming towards me, I run away, rather than towards

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  • eatme March 23, 2008

    Got gas? Nope. Got the shits? Hell yesss!

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  • gilium March 23, 2008

    why do people always fall asleep at the wheel near gas stations?

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  • fetuswithaids March 23, 2008

    Proof that God is not perfect.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 23, 2008

    getting head while driving will almost certainly end with a lot of heartaches for 3 seconds of pleasure.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 23, 2008

    a miscalculation on my part.it's more like 3 seconds of pleasure while ejaculating and 2 seconds for the actual fellatio.i apologize for my inept math skills.

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  • sleeko March 23, 2008

    That guy needn't waste his money on a lottery ticket. All his good karma credits are used up, for awhile.

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  • madbasturd March 23, 2008

    well done skinny, you get a b+, and the genius in the vid who cant seem to get the idea of pit stop refuelling needs a fuck slap

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  • babaganoush March 23, 2008

    I bet he found the biggest Easter Egg in his pants today.

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  • shimmery315 March 23, 2008

    car tag you're it.

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  • pablosdog March 23, 2008

    proof that God IS perfect, stupid.

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  • ouch March 23, 2008

    Stop /Revive /Survive

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  • hatedogs March 23, 2008

    First, asswipes.

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  • ouch March 23, 2008

    ^^^^^ Dont you mean NOT FIRST! ^^^^^^^^

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  • madmonk March 23, 2008

    Machine gun joe just misses out on another 50 points

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  • crocfuckmee March 23, 2008

    judasz;you are too right there buddy.

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  • rodeye2 March 24, 2008

    He showed his wife for leaving with the van.

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  • rodeye2 March 24, 2008

    .30 of a second any later and he would of been the meat in that sandwich.

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