Daily Shit Jay for Governor in '10, Stabbing Capital of the World, and The dumb criminal

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Greg J.
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Just when I thought we had heard it all I found out you can do all the drugs you want and still become Governor. In top of that you can also rob a store and leave your number if the manager isn't there to open the safe. Of course you shouldn't be surprised if the cops show up shortly after you return.

24 Comments
  • fuckedinfresno March 25, 2008

    Alcohol played a part in fucking up the script too.

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  • fuckedinfresno March 25, 2008

    ..and that prolly fucked me out of getting my comment of the week posted.

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  • Greg J. March 25, 2008

    hahhaa.... No Comment of the Week for you, ONE YEAR! Please move to the end of the soup line;p.

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  • twirler March 25, 2008

    I like drugs !!! and cake!!

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  • judasz March 25, 2008

    Could you repeat the news? I was to busy looking at the HOT topless blond in the adult friend finder ad.

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  • crocfuckmee March 25, 2008

    A town like Alice....arrh..Kandahar? (please don't arm the natives, thier fortnightly binges are rowdy enough now.)

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  • twirler March 25, 2008

    The blind pot head has my vote! They all have done it hes just admitting to it ! Pot head for President

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  • monoxide March 25, 2008

    I have informed my kids that I will remove their guns and knife collection if they dont eat their greens..

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  • madbasturd March 25, 2008

    hehe well done guys, ok thats my arse licking done for the week, time for you fuckers to have a go

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  • hatedogs March 25, 2008

    The number of children who kill their parents is delightful to those of us who passed up the mean littly sticky bastards.

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  • hatedogs March 25, 2008

    BLACK???? If he's black I'm a fucking chink, and I live in Florida so don't spill your votes, asswipes.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 25, 2008

    this blind asstard goobernor and obama are as african american as blowjay imp-son's murdering douchery.

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  • skinafuckerrus March 25, 2008

    ouch? did you get your handle on crazyshit from the stabbing pain?

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  • greenfairy March 25, 2008

    lol funny shitsssssss

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  • eatme March 25, 2008

    Fuck Florida. Go for Prez & make it a Crazyshit Nation!!

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  • havanutha March 26, 2008

    So all we have to do is get Greg out of the office to get rid of the daily shit? Hmmm.

    And Jay, Australian news? Why don't you just suck ouch's dick in the back of your new ride and get it over with?

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  • alanakbar March 26, 2008

    Man, what I would give for that chick to untie her tongue and toss my salad......

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  • ouch March 26, 2008

    Sta sta STA STutta MUCH FUCKER! Crazy Crackers Pow pOw poW! I went an entire day with out a shit now i am constapeted

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  • bubbalew March 26, 2008

    Got my vote!

    but damn Greg your not black...your whiter than I'am.

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  • daydream91 March 26, 2008

    Long Live the kings!!!!

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  • shimmery315 March 26, 2008

    fuck yeah! i'm moving to fucking florida for some sun, sand, and shit baby!

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  • commoneagle March 26, 2008

    hatedogs wrote:

    BLACK???? If he’s black I’m a fucking chink, and I live in Florida so don’t spill your votes, asswipes...........................................................no mansbestfriendhater you are not a native person from china. you are a streight up dink not a chink as you so rudly say. and a genuine prick whom is wasting our air and should be put to sleep like an unfortunate dog.

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  • zpimpin1 March 26, 2008

    anybody notice the muffler shops sign? no muffs to tough, classic

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  • thoward March 28, 2008

    hello are you thererioutiruthguirhtgcjerlbjjierhf8ynn2uhb4ftrn5uthg35 otunoc4b3ntgj3v5nn3iu4fij30568g0r4i4tgirf98u

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