Longboard+Rain= Faceplant/Asphalt

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Greg J.
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There are certain combinations in life that will never be good no matter how much you want them to be. Take peanut butter and mayonnaise for instance. That shit is nasty and stupid like longboarding in the rain.

25 Comments
  • monoxide March 29, 2008

    first shit of the day...lush

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  • tripod March 29, 2008

    As Forrest Gump used to say, STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

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  • fetuswithaids March 29, 2008

    I just can't see the thrill in sliding down a hill on a fucking surfboard with wheels.It's called bailing,but you get free medical so fuck it,I guess.

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  • tripod March 29, 2008

    Fuck your head, kid. What are you gonna do about that dent you put in my bumper???

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  • shimmery315 March 29, 2008

    Fuckin donk canadians, they have free healthcare so there will be a future workforce.

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  • gimmehead March 29, 2008

    French speakin' fag. Too bad he had a helmet on. Would've been way cool

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  • unthuged March 29, 2008

    face painting is so gay!

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  • jimintn March 29, 2008

    He hit so hard he started speaking in tongues.

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  • thoward March 29, 2008

    ahh hell man that wasnt shit goddamn pussy slid under a car big fucken whoop

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  • skinafuckerrus March 29, 2008

    god damned kids!!fuck yer shit up and just walk away.i would love shove their e-boards up their ass' with all their i-shit to.

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  • crusaderrabbit March 29, 2008

    In the good old days all we needed was a shhet of cardboard to make a faceplant like that. Kids today need $500 worth of gear.

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  • commoneagle March 29, 2008

    isn't it pug nosed dogs that are supposed to chase parked cars.

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  • hatedogs March 29, 2008

    commoneagle wrote: "isn’t it pug nosed dogs that are supposed to chase parked cars." Commonasscheese, chasing cars has about gone out of style, unfortunately. Some of the best shots you ever get at dogs with your truck happen with the shitbrain dogs fail to consider what might be coming the other way. But alas, some folks keep their yapping dogs inside a fence where the only cure is a specially "seasoned" pork chop. The BUMP! BUMP! under your truck is ever so much more satisfying.

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  • eatme March 29, 2008

    Congrats! You're an idiot!!

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  • rodeye2 March 29, 2008

    He was scared cause he could'nt tell if it was a pinto or not.

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  • rodeye2 March 29, 2008

    helmets are for douchebags,grow some balls.

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  • marvele21 March 29, 2008

    did u see that car try to eat him!!

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  • madbasturd March 29, 2008

    canadas future is these guys hands? yeefuckinhaaaa

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  • monoxide March 29, 2008

    Have a fucking shit weekend ya bunch o daft cuntos..with love

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  • ouch March 29, 2008

    Now if only his mother would have seen the Please wear a Condom add!

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  • truckingman March 29, 2008

    """LMFOMFL""" Fuck Wads!!!!! """"LMFAO, .......!!!!""""

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  • birthrights March 30, 2008

    caught a little bit of a chuckle outta that!

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  • gagforlife March 30, 2008

    thas not mmontral thas quegec city or la

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  • wanted620 April 3, 2008

    damn idiot got ran over by a parked car

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  • patton303 April 3, 2008

    I love when the Frogs hurt themselves...

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