Guy with no arms or legs goes for a swim

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Greg J.
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If you ever thought you got the shitty end of the stick from the creating force in the universe take a look at this video. This will show you that things like arms and legs aren't even guaranteed in life. And you have to swim by spinning your penis around like a motorboat engine.

52 Comments
  • snaggletooth April 2, 2008

    DAMN.................if i looked like a human slug you wouldn't catch me near the water!!!!

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  • shimmery315 April 2, 2008

    free willy!

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  • 69b4u86 April 2, 2008

    Must be related to one of The Oblongs. How the hell does he wipe his ass or eat, with his dick or something? W.T.F.?

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  • kishoph April 2, 2008

    If I was him I'd shoot myself, if I could figure out a way to pull the trigger.

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  • 2indastink April 2, 2008

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in a bush?..............Russell.

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  • 2indastink April 2, 2008

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over a fence?...........Homer.

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  • 2indastink April 2, 2008

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?.................Skip.

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  • 2indastink April 2, 2008

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?...........Rob.

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    So I suppose a hand job is out of the question then?

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    What is the name for someone who is not a wanker? Because I think we just found a prime example

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  • havanutha April 2, 2008

    I guess they have to lop off your cock and balls or you'd be steppin' on 'em or kickin' 'em up in your own face.

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  • madbasturd April 2, 2008

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?..........Bob

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?......cash and carry

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    What do you call an intelligent Paki?.....Asif

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    He'd be pretty fucked if he tripped over

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  • sleeko April 2, 2008

    When he was swim'n on his back, just wtf was he kick'n with?

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  • fatpizzaguy April 2, 2008

    He is almost the woman of my dreams.

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  • 4kinghell April 2, 2008

    ^^^ his ass cheeks

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  • gimmehead April 2, 2008

    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a wall?..........Art

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  • judasz April 2, 2008

    20/20 did a thing on him. He's a self help speaker and a religious fanatic. He never felt sorry for himself and still to this day asks GOD for arms and legs.

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  • beyondfear April 2, 2008

    You could see the look of satisfacion in his eye as he urinated.

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  • monoxide April 2, 2008

    Respect to the wee man for getting the fuck on with his life..

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  • thoward April 2, 2008

    of corse hes a self help speaker what the hell elsa is he going to do weld or flip burgers know what i got it a air line pilot

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  • fetuswithaids April 2, 2008

    I'd pop some Oxycontin and sink to the bottom,fuck that!

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  • crocfuckmee April 2, 2008

    God sure as hell aint gonna help him,but I dont think he needs much help. He,s head and shoulders above the rest.

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  • eatme April 2, 2008

    He just keeps on trunkin'!! ^^^^Yer a funny fuck...crockme!!!

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  • big_daddy305 April 2, 2008

    I want to learn that trick where he uses his cock as a propeller in the pool.. that's fucking impressive. . .

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  • skinafuckerrus April 2, 2008

    where can i find one of these fart powered propellers?

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  • peoplevshoople April 2, 2008

    I would be more impressed if he picked up the skimmer and cleaned the pool

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  • peoplevshoople April 2, 2008

    You guys dont see it but he went in the pool to urinate because he cant pull his pecker out.

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  • rodeye2 April 2, 2008

    This is why i thank god that he gave me a big dick.

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  • rodeye2 April 3, 2008

    looks more like salsa dancing.

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  • rodeye2 April 3, 2008

    An easy rape for his wife.

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  • bubbalew April 3, 2008

    "And you have to swim by spinning your penis around like a motorboat engine."

    hahah thats some funny shit right there

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  • gregiscexx April 3, 2008

    sucks if he gets a hard on, exspecially since he can't break his fall.....

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  • onlinepredator April 3, 2008

    why did he go all the way out to the pool, he could have done that in his toilet.

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  • vivic87 April 3, 2008

    poor thing he can't do nothing at all just stays there on a chair. I think someone has to wipe his ass for him.

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  • lickadslit April 3, 2008

    Good job Flipper! ..now spin that big ball on your nose and you may have a raw fish..

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  • patton303 April 3, 2008

    If that guy walked up behind me at the Post Office or Safeway.... My first reaction would be to kick that emorphous demon's fucking head off.

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  • wrekneyez April 3, 2008

    So a jogger is running down the Beach and comes across a Paraplegic Laying on the beach The lady Paraplegic says to the Jogger Would you Kiss me Because i have no arms or legs ive never been kissed.. So he does it and Takes off down the beach on the way back He runs by and she Say excuse me sr But Would you Fuck me Ive never been fucked.. Guy picks her up throws her in the ocean ** NOW YOUR FUCKED**

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  • chokenpuke April 3, 2008

    He wasn't born that way,how do you think he paid to fill up his suv.

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  • dykeslayer April 3, 2008

    it looks like one of the silent hill creatures..

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  • mikedabiker April 3, 2008

    constantly sportin huge scabs on his nutsack....I'd eat a bullet, pullin the trigger with my propeller dick

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  • madmonk April 3, 2008

    thank God he aint black, the guy would have friction burns on his todger

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  • tweetyb75 April 5, 2008

    Some of yall on here is so crazy i feel sorry for that dude with no arms or legs...One day it could happen to some of yall so becareful what you wish for it could happen you never know.

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  • dlgooch April 8, 2008

    you guys are all fucked up! i think he deserves a "hand" from everyone. you fuckers get it? a hand! we're all going to hell

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  • dlgooch April 8, 2008

    i heard his dick is "about a foot"

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  • dlgooch April 8, 2008

    at the end of the day, Bob was really "dragging ass"

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  • gofuckyourself June 4, 2008

    Good luck wiping your ass

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  • rawanduntamed January 18, 2009

    What do you call a man with no arms and legs with buck teath? A rake.

    At least he lives in a nice home - pool, sun, etc.. Better than I but he deserves it.

    Pair of tits he'd be a perfect date..

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  • tastyscabs July 15, 2009

    well guess he is a man bout it, and not crying like a bitch. gotta give him dome props

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  • dumb_spooks March 30, 2010

    when he swims they call him bob.

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