Your Daily Beer Shits, how not to swallow crack, and water is for suckas

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Greg J.
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As if I didn't already know it finally came out that the whole drink eight glasses of water a day is a bunch of horseshit. On top of that we tell you how not to swallow crack. For the grand finale I talk about the ukulele in my pants. Enjoy!

25 Comments
  • twirler April 3, 2008

    first

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  • twirler April 3, 2008

    guess that makes me gay

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  • twirler April 3, 2008

    at leats she didnt die on the shitter!!!

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  • twirler April 3, 2008

    I PREFER TO GET MY WATER FROM WISKEY OH AND MY BONG...

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  • shimmery315 April 3, 2008

    just a lil tip for the ladies out there, and quite possibly Jay, instead of your ass you can also stick the baggie under your breast.

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  • eatme April 3, 2008

    All together now..Mimi-ap-o-lis! Good thing yer running Crazyshit cuz you'd never make it selling sea shells at the sea shore!! LOL! Keep on Shittin'!

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  • doc_ock April 3, 2008

    Don't drink piss-light though.

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  • ouch April 3, 2008

    Things are really bad when Greg looks like the smarter one! I Love this site :)

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  • madbasturd April 3, 2008

    hi guys great show last night, even with ouch and his faggoty gay aussie accent hehe

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  • gdj518 April 3, 2008

    You stutttering fuck I fill you fat crack with a package you'll love it and stop stuttereing

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  • dreadlock April 3, 2008

    Yeah guys great show last night loved calling in and actually talking to you mofo's, great daily shit boys, keeps em coming !

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  • ouch April 3, 2008

    madbasturd you should read my Blog!

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  • madmonk April 3, 2008

    dont do that kind of intro again, your very creepy

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  • thoward April 3, 2008

    goddamn shit ive got dial up how the hell can i listen with fucken dialup like you guys any way fuk you all thoward

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  • havanutha April 3, 2008

    Jay, you stuttering prick! Even I couldn't spell-check that shit! The best you've ever sounded on a mic is when you farted into it.

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  • fetuswithaids April 4, 2008

    I keep missing the show-FUCK!!!! I need to down-grade on the smoke cause' I can't remember shit!!!!

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  • kane April 4, 2008

    I think the old lady dies because she drank the water.

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  • truckingman April 4, 2008

    Where's the BEER, where's the MF" BEER???? WE WANT BEER!!!!! FUCK Water, DRINK BEER BITCHESS!!!! BEER IS GOOD!!! BEER IS GOOD!!! Let's go drink some BEER!!!!youtube/watch?v=3Y39JehmZO4

    """&qu ot;LMMFAO,.......!!!!""""

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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  • smellmyfinger April 4, 2008

    `THIRTEEN FRICKING YEARS MAN!!!!no cousins,grand kids or,kids for that matter?not one rusky missed this old hen cackling in their ears?

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  • sleeko April 4, 2008

    Wonder if the fishing lady, would let have a taste of that beer?

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  • judasz April 4, 2008

    Pronounced Mini-Apple-Liss

    Greg Next time you walk into a store leave the penis enlarger at home. Not on you peeni.

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  • lickadslit April 4, 2008

    1st sorry to hear about your mummy..2nd I don't drink water because fish fuck in it ..3rd My ass already has a crack in it I don't need to stick crack in my ass...4th Greg it doesn't look like a guitar in your pants to me, it looks like your neighbors poodle that has been missing 3 days now.Turn that furry Little fucker loose

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  • desibdemented April 4, 2008

    Wow I'm kinda worried that Crazy Shit shits more times a week than I do :(

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  • commoneagle April 6, 2008

    no matter what anyone says some one will try to say it ain't true... water it is good for you anyone who says it isn't is not doing their homework.. nay sayer are a dime a doesn shit minnieapolace... a place on earth.. dozen..that it... anyhoway our bodies need water to do most of the bodies function and the science is stong that proves its value don't let some fucktard try to say different... fukin clowns.. testing gulibility is their pastime.. dont belive it is not needed daily...you can live like maybe as much as 8 days without food water is counted in hours when it is hot out or dry desert conditions only a few hours with out water and good night for ever... i call bull shit on that water lie as if you couln't already tell...

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  • eatme April 7, 2008

    ^^^They didn't say you don't need it dickwad! They said it doesn't do all those great things they used to say it did for you. Of course we all need water. So do the aliens. Why do you think they keep coming to earth? They need the water for fuel!!

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