Sri Lankan Minister gets blown up by fake marathon runner

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Greg J.
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This guy was planning to run a race and suddenly realized he needed to even out some of the competition. Next thing you know he blows himself up in the front of the line not realizing that if you don't finish the race there is no way to win.

24 Comments
  • eazybeast April 7, 2008

    Hate to say 1st bitches.

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  • canidae April 7, 2008

    You don´t like your minister? do it the sri lankian way

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  • snaggletooth April 7, 2008

    if you wanna be 1st bitch go right ahead hope ya brought plenty of lube ya bitch!!!

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  • mikedabiker April 7, 2008

    these countries and civilizations are 10 times older than ours yet thier still a bunch off backwards fucks....

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  • sleeko April 7, 2008

    ^^^That means they've had 10x as long to soak in their religious dogmas. ^^^

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  • glock April 7, 2008

    u can run on for a long time run on for a long time but soner or later gods gonna... cut you down

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  • skinafuckerrus April 7, 2008

    he blows a wicked load.

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  • monoxide April 7, 2008

    crazy lemmings..

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  • fetuswithaids April 7, 2008

    Catch that and give it a beating.

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  • skoal36 April 7, 2008

    now that is what i call a starting gun

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  • monoxide April 7, 2008

    .....the pattern is clear..fly by on hellfire ace...the fucker is still alive and surrounded by brainwashed cunts...go on 2

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  • fuckedinfresno April 7, 2008

    That wasn't a bomb, he just cut one of those nasty Thai food farts on the Olympic torch.

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  • commoneagle April 7, 2008

    damn that was even funnier than the last video so damn funny i cried.. and according to snag we whom are first must bend over and take it in the ass right right... am i corightly on target new rule from snaggle............................................snaggletooth wrote:

    if you wanna be 1st bitch go right ahead hope ya brought plenty of lube ya bitch!!!....................funny really for real too my mind off how damed funny the video is.. kind of like how somthing the is good was being called bad fad that went round for a while. funny now meaning not strange but sad yeah funny right right.. huh.... shit i feel sarcastic today for some strange reason must be the season of the bitch...

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  • shimmery315 April 7, 2008

    why do i always have to go after the blowhole.

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  • madbasturd April 7, 2008

    my votes on skoal winning comment of the week lmfaoooooo

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  • madmonk April 7, 2008

    On your marks, get set, oops

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  • crocfuckmee April 7, 2008

    In the middle East bombs are like assholes, everyones got one.

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  • ouch April 7, 2008

    Big Badda Boom- Badda Big Boom!

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  • eatme April 7, 2008

    Prime rib of Minister. MMM! MMM! GOOD!

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  • thoward April 7, 2008

    yep thats going out with a bang

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  • big_daddy305 April 7, 2008

    And in today's headlines... the start of the Annual Prime Minister "PIECE" Parade was marred when instead of using a starter gun, they used a cannon instead. Several people were broken up over the incident; including the current Prime Minister.

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  • big_daddy305 April 7, 2008

    Err... correction. Former Prime Minister... And in other news, now hiring for Prime Minister of Sri Lanka. Applicants must be able to keep it together under large amounts of pressure.

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  • big_jeffrey72 April 8, 2008

    who else thinks of NBA Jam every time theres a suicide bombing? BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

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  • rodeye2 April 9, 2008

    He did'nt run fast enough.

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