The Daily Shit Morphine Momma, got hots for daddy, and watch out for black squirrels

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Greg J.
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The weekend has ended but that doesn't mean shit didn't go down. If you need help stealing your drugs just ask mom but make sure she doesn't get caught. Also be on the lookout for black squirrels they will come eat your dog and ruin the neighborhood. Wait!...

30 Comments
  • Jay D. April 7, 2008

    First! And the button is a little more to the left, than where we were pointing.

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  • madmonk April 7, 2008

    Guys, monoxides guttered and commoneagle is a mouthy boring cunt,oh yea big reps for all the other sick deviant posters,you guys are great. may the shit be with you. xxx

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  • crocfuckmee April 7, 2008

    There is no inbreeding here!...oh,hang on...my other head disagrees!

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  • madmonk April 7, 2008

    Greg, those shorts are fukin hideous not to mention those anorexic legs

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  • shimmery315 April 7, 2008

    Hey guys how about a shitique, a boutique where us crazyshitters can actually BUY one of your cool ass t-shirts, then we are advertising for you. man my brilliance astounds me sometimes. luv ya fucks! p.s. i upgraded but it's still calling me a freebie, wtf?

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  • shimmery315 April 7, 2008

    luv may have been overstated there.

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  • twirler April 7, 2008

    Incest is best put your sister to the test!!!!!

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  • patfera April 7, 2008

    hou gives a fuck if its racist

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  • patfera April 7, 2008

    i only have a borther will that due

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  • big_jeffrey72 April 7, 2008

    who else thinks greg looks like sling blade?

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  • ouch April 7, 2008

    Maybe he couldn’t catch a sheep or he lost his Velcro gloves so he went for his daughter?

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  • eatme April 7, 2008

    Greg, don't be playing with Jay's button "down there"!

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  • thoward April 7, 2008

    OPEN THE DAMN STORE YOU FUCKEN ASS AND I WILL ADVERTISE FOR YOUR CRAZYSHIT I NEED SHIRTS DAMN YOUR CRAZYSHIT thank you this was brought to you by a tihsyzarc

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  • diesel91 April 8, 2008

    Mondays...It always seems like my boss comes to work in a fucked up mood on Monday. Maybe he just needs to get laid.

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  • daveassholitz April 8, 2008

    Yeah, fuck those black squirrels!

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  • daveassholitz April 8, 2008

    you guys need some fuckin bumper stickers!

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  • drtyrell April 8, 2008

    I wish you guys could make this segment about 10 to 20 minutes long. I honestly end my day with a beer and this page. I'm spreading the word to everyone who isn't offended by accujack banner ads, wish the list could be longer than one person.

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  • shimmery315 April 8, 2008

    hell yeah, bumper stickers would be good too, my jeep is red and black anyways. i could be cruisin around w/ my bumper sticker and a t-shirt with no bra...i'd def rile up some bidness.

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  • fetuswithaids April 8, 2008

    Shirt Idea:Bathroom wall graphics with crazy shit smeared in shit.Flashbacks of kindergarten;)

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  • commoneagle April 8, 2008

    wow they succeded in causing me a nice little full belly chuckle... good job you racist bitches...

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  • commoneagle April 8, 2008

    madmonk

    Guys, monoxides guttered and commoneagle is a mouthy boring cunt,oh yea big reps for all the other sick deviant posters,you guys are great. may the shit be with you. xxx whom may i ask forces you to read my crazy shit dump fuck wake up and smell your dumb ass moron the dumside.. haha i saw a dog fall down and it was this whinnee clown calls itself madmonk... hum this dude must be mad at he world to call itself that.... jerk don't know funny when he missreadsit.

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  • commoneagle April 8, 2008

    nope i was just waiting for one dich fuck to tell me to go away now i be gone.. dont need you or your crazy shit so sad... you will go down hill from here on out when as mad mone has server up some serious dissrespect and will drag you downn like a clown i am so sad hehe haha lots of space on the net for all no need here now that you are staring to beg for speading the news of crazy shit yur sold out.. that is part of my departure.. you gettin pushie.. mad monk funk got you and you word of mouth was better before you asked for it.. don't read this monk funk you punk..

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  • commoneagle April 8, 2008

    on last boring comment for the time being.. humand beings are so vastly difficult to understand and it has been a fun little batch of visitations as i work toward my next masters theroysomthe sis... and if I keep comming here past the time that i found a comment dissimg me I'd be coming here longer than my plan had time for I kind of liked fishing for dillo commentary and reading idiot crap... and more so i have enjoyed the cool coments from cleaver people and some of the humor that is not rude... more rude shit exists than postive vibs and if you want to read my masters mess loke meup and ewu or wsu i teach crap from time to time at both univercities.. yep not english except the classe were i blast teh language. as being weird and too prone to being crybably aboiut mistakes.. fukthe spelling... rime are cool don't let and madmonks put the punk opinion in your face or you will be the one disgrace... gotta get off teh net for amonth or three. .... or a week who knows imay get er done sooner ok fuck you monk..

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  • commoneagle April 8, 2008

    damn this is crazy and so am i for even trying to be amusing... remember bullwinkle moose... well he was goosed.. now who goose my moose and turn loose of this abuse or you humans will find your water no turning to wine but you whine and whine and it turns to sludge... yep god keeps grudges only for those who think themself judges when in reality they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground called hell fire and danations.. yep my dan's nation is going to pull a whole bunch of fucking energies out of this little planet and use it to power a ship that when it splits all your misrible little atoms the boom will put all the wolves in the bay... can't say when but it will be soon... take better care of the earth of we will distroy it... promice from capt daniel ataz tamoltenhight.... god nite folks.. that is all hear the call or die.. why becuse we don't love you any more...

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  • monoxide April 8, 2008

    shit I thought it was Tuesday yesterday..ach fuck it!

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  • shimmery315 April 8, 2008

    gee i bet commoneagle gets comment of the week, not.

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  • madbasturd April 8, 2008

    ^^i hope he fuckin doesnt the boring twat

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  • jermo69er April 8, 2008

    That shit was funny. Black squirrels.

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  • insignificunt April 9, 2008

    what's with the VIP's?!

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  • krystalj16 April 11, 2008

    lmao even black squirrels are criminals

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