There are some things in life you could go without seeing. That's why you always gotta do a good cup check before you spend the night at some strange woman's house. Otherwise you could wake up in the morning just in time for sausage.
Why is my underware on backwards and why does my ass hurt?
I ain't ever drinking or going out with one of Skoals cousins ever again.
mmmm its like a penis
Otherwise you could wake up in the morning just in time for sausage.
So,Ya wanna go camping this week-end?
every woman needs one of those.
Women and there penis envy, it never seems to amaze me.
She'd never make it out of there alive. No witnesses.
i'd tap that ass b4 i threw her carcass downstairs lol
That's why you never go to a bar named "choices" or "the blue oyster".
kill it before it can breed
now thats a good one
Britney is up to her old tricks again..
when i wear a dress i always squat to piss.
Question is.... WOULD YOU TELL?
Hurry up and get back to bed!
ROFL .. I need one of those
I think he knew, after all why stay all night, nobody can be that tired
nice how do you get a picture below your name when you leave a comment ????
Penis envy my ass.....You have one dick, big deal !
I can have as many dicks as I want,dumpass !!!
How's that for envy !!
Is d90girl, elton john in disguise? hehehe laugh that up biotch ....
she got rid of that freeloading bastard right quick.YEAH BABY!!!
it's like a train wreck i cant stop watching !!!
yo that was my cousin!
Yep the infamous hand print behind the toilet. Your gay fuckwit.
I would of fucked her so hard that night she would'nt be able to stand.
One size fits all?, or only available in large, larger, and holy shit shit shit it it t.
where might one find this invention
ahh thats fuckin funny dude i so want one