The taser shotgun

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Greg J.
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One day a brilliant man woke up and thought to himself, "we have a shotgun and a taser... Why don't we have the shotgun taser?''. Soon afterwards the shotgun taser was born and the world was never the same. Until the invention of the shotgun blowjob machine.

  • monoxide April 14, 2008

    protect life! If you find yourself ever being tazered then by rights in my book you deserve a shot gun bullet straight to the face oh fuck yeah baby..

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  • GrimmWilder April 14, 2008

    I wonder if he sticks that up his ass fer kisks...FAG!!!

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  • first1shit April 14, 2008

    it like the beanbags,just more trauma

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  • fetuswithaids April 14, 2008

    Just something to make criminals more pissed off.Some people need to die......

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  • big_daddy305 April 14, 2008

    Fuck the taser.. kill them all.. . ..

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  • skoal36 April 14, 2008

    them quail aint got a chance now

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  • hatedogs April 14, 2008

    At least they have the sense to test it on an AfAm -- by far the most likely target in the field.

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  • madbasturd April 14, 2008

    oh goody, another choice of weaponry to try out the 'friendly fire' theory

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  • GrimmWilder April 14, 2008

    WHY WOULD A STUPID STUPID FUCKIN COP wanna load that shit, when i'm shooting with .oo.mags outta my mossberg?...OH,WELL!........bravo!...

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  • muffdiver April 14, 2008

    Holy Fuck! What if that thing hits you in the face?

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  • madmonk April 14, 2008

    oh look an electric tampon

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  • snaggletooth April 14, 2008

    ^^^ then yer an "MISTAKE"!!!

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  • shimmery315 April 14, 2008

    fill em with impotence pills so all these fucktards will stop breeding.

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  • bpmolder April 14, 2008

    Don't shotgun taser me, bro!

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  • traczyk April 14, 2008

    I hate wireless keyboards and mouses.

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  • winkwink222 April 14, 2008

    I can't wait until they come out with the T-Rex tazer gun.

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  • hardcoremedic April 14, 2008

    soon available for I-pod, en X-box :)

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  • moneytrain44 April 14, 2008

    thats from the show future weapons.... the shotgun aslo has a gernade shell and a big ass bomb shell... more with it but 4 got most of it.... pretty bad ass though but the tazer one sucks... why shoot someone and let them live when u can blow them up....

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  • marvele21 April 14, 2008

    looks like some cheesy movie trailer

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  • judasz April 14, 2008

    Eh. Yawn.

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  • macthesparky1 April 14, 2008

    ...never look at a shotgun the same again?

    ok, so instead of being scared of FUCKIN DYING

    i'll just be afraid i might get zapped, ive been electrocuted, not all that bad compared to an untimely demise

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  • ouch April 14, 2008

    There is not enough BOLD FONT and CAP locks to emphasize how GAY GFAY GAY that was!!!

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  • crocfuckmee April 14, 2008

    Hm..I dunno about this one.Imagine:"Oh shit!Sarge.I forgot I reloaded with double O SG for that seige thismorning!....oops!"

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  • ifuckedurmom April 14, 2008

    Like the pigs need more gadgets to take down a person. They need to stop eating all those fucking donuts so they can catch them instead of shooting them.

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  • d90girl April 14, 2008

    Hey you could have some fun @ the local mall with that....lol

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  • jphinfan86 April 15, 2008

    This shit is Splinter Cell all the way man. That is exactly what Sam's sticky shocker is all about. Clancy doesn't fuck around.

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  • rodeye2 April 15, 2008

    My lead would reach you first.

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  • rodeye2 April 15, 2008

    I get it,cooks the duck at the same time, its about time someone invented this for us lazy rednecks.

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  • skinafuckerrus April 15, 2008

    thats the slug they use when arresting white guys.

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  • buttmunch April 15, 2008

    That will revolutionise paintball

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  • bigniccy April 15, 2008

    CONGRATULATIONS! You are an official Fucktard!

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  • bigniccy April 15, 2008

    ^ for monoxide. What Reply buttons don't work?

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  • pissonyourface April 15, 2008

    ouch

    There is not enough BOLD FONT and CAP locks to emphasize how GAY GFAY GAY that was!!! ------ [REPLY]HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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  • slosh April 17, 2008

    New World Order

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  • jaydogg_4:20 April 18, 2008

    hell no I wouldn't look at it the same way I'd be like that shit ain't gonna kill me!!

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