The taser shotgun

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Greg J.
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One day a brilliant man woke up and thought to himself, "we have a shotgun and a taser... Why don't we have the shotgun taser?''. Soon afterwards the shotgun taser was born and the world was never the same. Until the invention of the shotgun blowjob machine.

35 Comments
  • monoxide April 14, 2008

    protect life! If you find yourself ever being tazered then by rights in my book you deserve a shot gun bullet straight to the face oh fuck yeah baby..

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  • bucknuts April 14, 2008

    I wonder if he sticks that up his ass fer kisks...FAG!!!

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  • first1shit April 14, 2008

    it like the beanbags,just more trauma

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  • fetuswithaids April 14, 2008

    Just something to make criminals more pissed off.Some people need to die......

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  • big_daddy305 April 14, 2008

    Fuck the taser.. kill them all.. . ..

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  • skoal36 April 14, 2008

    them quail aint got a chance now

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  • hatedogs April 14, 2008

    At least they have the sense to test it on an AfAm -- by far the most likely target in the field.

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  • madbasturd April 14, 2008

    oh goody, another choice of weaponry to try out the 'friendly fire' theory

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  • bucknuts April 14, 2008

    WHY WOULD A STUPID STUPID FUCKIN COP wanna load that shit, when i'm shooting with .oo.mags outta my mossberg?...OH,WELL!........bravo!...

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  • muffdiver April 14, 2008

    Holy Fuck! What if that thing hits you in the face?

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  • madmonk April 14, 2008

    oh look an electric tampon

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  • snaggletooth April 14, 2008

    ^^^ then yer an "MISTAKE"!!!

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  • shimmery315 April 14, 2008

    fill em with impotence pills so all these fucktards will stop breeding.

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  • bpmolder April 14, 2008

    Don't shotgun taser me, bro!

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  • traczyk April 14, 2008

    I hate wireless keyboards and mouses.

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  • winkwink222 April 14, 2008

    I can't wait until they come out with the T-Rex tazer gun.

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  • hardcoremedic April 14, 2008

    soon available for I-pod, en X-box :)

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  • moneytrain44 April 14, 2008

    thats from the show future weapons.... the shotgun aslo has a gernade shell and a big ass bomb shell... more with it but 4 got most of it.... pretty bad ass though but the tazer one sucks... why shoot someone and let them live when u can blow them up....

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  • marvele21 April 14, 2008

    looks like some cheesy movie trailer

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  • judasz April 14, 2008

    Eh. Yawn.

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  • macthesparky1 April 14, 2008

    ...never look at a shotgun the same again?

    ok, so instead of being scared of FUCKIN DYING

    i'll just be afraid i might get zapped, ive been electrocuted, not all that bad compared to an untimely demise

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  • ouch April 14, 2008

    There is not enough BOLD FONT and CAP locks to emphasize how GAY GFAY GAY that was!!!

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  • crocfuckmee April 14, 2008

    Hm..I dunno about this one.Imagine:"Oh shit!Sarge.I forgot I reloaded with double O SG for that seige thismorning!....oops!"

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  • ifuckedurmom April 14, 2008

    Like the pigs need more gadgets to take down a person. They need to stop eating all those fucking donuts so they can catch them instead of shooting them.

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  • d90girl April 14, 2008

    Hey you could have some fun @ the local mall with that....lol

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  • jphinfan86 April 15, 2008

    This shit is Splinter Cell all the way man. That is exactly what Sam's sticky shocker is all about. Clancy doesn't fuck around.

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  • rodeye2 April 15, 2008

    My lead would reach you first.

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  • rodeye2 April 15, 2008

    I get it,cooks the duck at the same time, its about time someone invented this for us lazy rednecks.

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  • skinafuckerrus April 15, 2008

    thats the slug they use when arresting white guys.

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  • buttmunch April 15, 2008

    That will revolutionise paintball

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  • bigniccy April 15, 2008

    CONGRATULATIONS! You are an official Fucktard!

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  • bigniccy April 15, 2008

    ^ for monoxide. What Reply buttons don't work?

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  • pissonyourface April 15, 2008

    ouch

    There is not enough BOLD FONT and CAP locks to emphasize how GAY GFAY GAY that was!!! ------ [REPLY]HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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  • slosh April 17, 2008

    New World Order

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  • jaydogg_4:20 April 18, 2008

    hell no I wouldn't look at it the same way I'd be like that shit ain't gonna kill me!!

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