The daily mad bomber, teacher seduction, and penis check

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Greg J.
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Next time you go to take a drug test make sure to hide that fake penis in your ass because the authorities are on to you. In the meantime if you wanna get some action keep on the lookout for teachers because they are horny as hell. Oh yah and if you are planning on being a mad bomber we have some tips for you.

33 Comments
  • pimppappi702 April 16, 2008

    Fuck yes I would hit it, she is fine and sexy, who wouldnt!

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  • big_jeffrey72 April 16, 2008

    I'd hit, and i wouldn't have to do it right if she's use to 15 year olds I should be her sex god

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  • insignificunt April 16, 2008

    a) it's I "digress" not "regress"

    b) that's a swedish flag, not a swiss one

    c) no I wouldn't hit it... but yes, teachers are typically VERY horny. hehehe.

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  • madbasturd April 16, 2008

    ok jay ya fuckin genius.. all of what insig said and yes i would hit it, what with you not knowing the difference between sweden and switzerland (switzerland sells cuckoo clocks and chocolate-sweden has wall to wall hot blondes) and the carpet bomber wannabe greg there makin alan ahkbar jealous, i cant wait for tonights show

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  • bigniccy April 16, 2008

    one more for the hit it squad!

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  • tinkdaddy April 16, 2008

    it'd take a few stiff drinks but i have to agree with what big_jefro said...I would be her sex god if she was used to fucking 15 year olds...lol

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  • fetuswithaids April 16, 2008

    I'd fuck kookarella after like 6 brews and a couple of car bombs.Her only option is to dike it out with a bull-dagger now though.

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  • judasz April 16, 2008

    Id Hit her. Greg stop holding out on Jay. Kiss and make up and give him some loving touches now and then.

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  • shimmery315 April 16, 2008

    I'd hit her with my old anatomy book, I guarantee it's bigger than those boys penises. Jay I'm coming to your fave place Tampa on Friday. So if you need a lil tickle tickle pull pull just follow the trail of skunk smoke. Greg u may pass for a poker player but def not a bomber, unless it was a mexican night. I hope to be able to hear the show tonite, we'll see. later fuckwads.

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  • monoxide April 16, 2008

    spose she can suck my cock the sad bitch..

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  • tacle64 April 16, 2008

    she is a 4 a.k.a. after four beers id hit it.

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  • madmonk April 16, 2008

    marks out of ten? Id give her 1

    tacle64 said 4 I say phoar

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  • bubbalew April 16, 2008

    i always wanted a teacher

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  • phucko April 16, 2008

    I'd hit it! Right after i got back from switzerland with my fake dick DOUBLE PENATRATION STYLE BITCH! Right on the edge of an open elevator shaft, in Tampa with an old bitch and two 15 year olds watching! Then I'd blow that shaft up and head back to church and finish my sermon!

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  • crocfuckmee April 16, 2008

    Does a bear shit in the woods?:be a bit of a role reversal though,me being old enough to be her fucking father...C'mon ladies, grab a grandad:U never go back!!

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  • twirler April 16, 2008

    I'VE BEEN MARRIED 29 YEARS THERES NOT MUCH I WOULDN'T HIT!!!

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  • lickadslit April 16, 2008

    I'd hit ..hell I'd hit the old lady at the bottom of the elevator shaft........and Greg ....Your dicks out.

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  • bucknuts April 16, 2008

    you gotta kmow i'd hit it.

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  • ouch April 16, 2008

    I would hit it

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  • slosh April 16, 2008

    id hit it just cuz shes a teacher...and cuz she looks like she'd be freaky

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  • hijodeputa April 17, 2008

    i'd hit it. but I "regress"

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  • ifuckedurmom April 17, 2008

    Yeah I'd hit it, could be fun. I just want to know where the fuck all these teachers were when I was a kid. I had a teacher at my highschool that got fired and prison time for fucking a student. Never suspected her of it. She was so innocent, but deep down she was a dirty dirty whore. She owned a christian book store too and was married...

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  • jared April 17, 2008

    id hit it

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  • tweek312 April 17, 2008

    definitely hit it... BANG BANG BIOTCH!

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  • yokiti April 17, 2008

    OH SHIT! I THINK THE FEDS GOT THE WRONG GUY!!!

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  • andizzle April 17, 2008

    id fuck her..sober..i have low standards..

    aim low and avoide dissapointment..

    thats how i live my life

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  • rodeye2 April 17, 2008

    I'd hit it,hell she might "teach" me a thing or two.

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  • jimmy76 April 17, 2008

    Married with two kids. I'd hit anything with a full set of teeth and a heartbeat...or mabey just a heartbeat.

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  • daddystone April 17, 2008

    yep,i'd knock the socks-n-flip-flops off the hoe.

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  • merlin1313 April 17, 2008

    No. I wouldn't hit it.

    I don't need another crazy bitch following me around wanting to be layed again. Like only I can.

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  • jaydogg_4:20 April 18, 2008

    YEP!!!

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  • tech-n9ne April 19, 2008

    i'd tap it touch it and tickle, till she melts like ice cream , i kno she wants my body, fatkids are so sexy

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  • rogerrevenge April 16, 2009

    Id hit that shit. Fo Shoooooo

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