Toilet Explosions, drunken mothers, and pig blowjobs

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Greg J.
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Who would have thought that a pig blowjob would give you an autoimmune nerve disease thingy. Well it won't unless you actually manage to inhale brain particles but it still sounds fun. Just be careful when you take a shit tonight because that toilet is gonna explode all over your face. Kinda like the blowjobed pig.

28 Comments
  • twirler April 17, 2008

    FIRST CORK SUKERS

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  • yokiti April 17, 2008

    That was a joke? Didn't come outta here. I ain't claiming it anyway...

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  • insignificunt April 17, 2008

    skeletor?! holy crap!

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  • madmonk April 17, 2008

    when chunk grew up he turned into Greg, btw Id hit it

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  • bubbalew April 17, 2008

    that sounded a little wet Jay.

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  • cole April 17, 2008

    what's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari.........i don't have a ferrari in my garage

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  • monoxide April 17, 2008

    the flying shit

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  • skinafuckerrus April 17, 2008

    i bet you had chunks and ass juice on your thongs string jay.

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  • macthesparky1 April 17, 2008

    whats the difference between roting meat and a daed baby?

    three days

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  • madbasturd April 17, 2008

    Didn't I post that joke in the forums Cole? Twat..

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  • crocfuckmee April 17, 2008

    Hows the humidity in there Jay?

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  • crocfuckmee April 17, 2008

    A blowjob from a brainless pig?..Goddammit! Id almost forgotten my first marriage!!!!!

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  • gilium April 17, 2008

    Whats more fun than a bay tied to a ceiling fan?

    Stopping it with a shovel.

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  • gilium April 17, 2008

    Baby* goddamn it i fucked up the whole joke. FUCK! ASS!

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  • shimmery315 April 17, 2008

    wah wah, wah wah wah.

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  • crocfuckmee April 17, 2008

    Whats black and white and re(a)d all over?

    A black baby and a white baby playing with a razor blade.

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  • phucko April 17, 2008

    That's bad but think about this one!

    How do you make a 4 year old cry twice??

    Wipe your bloody dick off on his teddybear!!!

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  • ouch April 17, 2008

    what do you give a dead baby for x-mas?

    A dead Puppy!

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  • ouch April 17, 2008

    When the fuck did Greg become the funnier one?

    Jay that sounded WET DUDE!

    Quick Spydablakk type OUCH! And give me Props. Love the work guys.

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  • hatedogs April 17, 2008

    Not only should you not quit your day jobs, you should get back to 'em.

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  • daveassholitz April 17, 2008

    What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby laying next to a kid with down syndrome!

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  • thiagobrazil April 17, 2008

    Please! Subtitles in Portuguese

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  • rodeye2 April 18, 2008

    Whats the difference between a baby and a ferrari,nothing they both cost about the same.

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  • bucknuts April 18, 2008

    don't blow-up my thrown!

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  • kishoph April 18, 2008

    What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?

    Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples

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  • ifuckedurmom April 21, 2008

    Jay... don't know about you man. Just because you're slightly retarded doesn't mean you can tell jokes about dead babies.

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  • im2ninja4you May 2, 2008

    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a delicious golden apple? ..... You don't cum all over a delicious golden apple before you take a bite out of it.

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  • dread123 September 18, 2008

    Fart shit ass

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