There really are few things like being burned severely. At first it seems like things won't seem so bad but as soon as the body starts reacting to all the lost skin it becomes a nightmare. That's why I wear a thick layer of Vaseline at all times.
SIXTY_FIFTH!!! BITCHES!!! Morons.
Give me some skin brotha!
never do flaming vodka shots while driving!!!!
This is a good reason to become a heroin addict.
he wish's it was just your herpes that burned.
Never but never fart in your car with the windows up and then light a cigarette.
He's a dead man. He just doesn't know it yet.
next time try factor 50
Hey.. that's not how you take a dirt nap!
Soooooo i cant see fuck...................
Be right with ya comrade...lemme put out this pesky car fire first.....
I tried pissing on it to put out the fire but i must of drank to much vodka.
I BET HE SMELLS REAL SWEET, TOO
Another tragic jiffy pop story...
i keep tellin um, no hair cuts witta blowtorch!
That colour fire truck with that burnt out lada? Who are you kidding?
I would rather be DEAD !!!!!
mmm, mmmmmmmmm-MMMM, THAT is DELICIOUS. mmmmmmm, SUMPTUOUS.
micheal jackson ??!!
just fried or extra crispy?
lol i like what captain ninja said!
this poor bastard tho
Safe to say he's gonna miss The Office on Thursday....
love your avatar!!!!!!
that's going to be the worlds worst hangover