Love in an elevator for 40 hours... Minus the love

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Greg J.
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Near the turn of the century some douchebag went out for a cigarette in a 30 story building and wound up making a film. By have a cigarette I meant he got stuck in the elevator and by filming it I meant he was on CCTV. What would you do if you got stuck in an elevator for 40 hours?

41 Comments
  • park April 19, 2008

    serious question where the fuck would you piss?

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  • d90girl April 19, 2008

    can I have my 2 minutes back

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  • yokiti April 19, 2008

    That was facinating... Like some sort of government sponsored isolation experiment. Rat in a cage.

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  • yokiti April 19, 2008

    I bet he's part owner of that building now... since the lawsuit.

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  • yokiti April 19, 2008

    What the music, anyway?

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  • skinafuckerrus April 19, 2008

    i would have offended the world.

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  • simon2008 April 19, 2008

    how he go so long without a piss wank or shit? or did he do it in corner and eat it without us seeing?

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  • monoxide April 19, 2008

    This vid made me feel very sad for the guy.. almost as bad as being burried alive..but hey thank fuck it's saturday.. :)

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  • monoxide April 19, 2008

    the music is very haunting as well .. moving on..

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  • 2indastink April 19, 2008

    just use the phone you dumb cunt.

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  • twirler April 19, 2008

    WELL I WOULD HAVE SQUEEZED ONE OFF AT SOME POINT!!!

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  • yokiti April 19, 2008

    Here's his story: newyorker/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumg arten?currentPage=all

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  • monoxide April 19, 2008

    aural hallucinations.....fm..think ill have some vino

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  • judasz April 19, 2008

    Music was I believe from the "Silent Hill" video game

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  • big_daddy305 April 19, 2008

    That's pretty fucked up.. I'm claustrophobic.. so I would've probably gone insane... or pretended to and collected a big fat check. I got stuck in an elevator at a hotel on South Beach once for 5-6 minutes and got a free night's stay because of all the bitching and yelling I did.

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  • stojio April 19, 2008

    haha, comedy shit.

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  • madbasturd April 19, 2008

    After 40 hours he discovered it was a false wall put up by his funny brother in law

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  • oldunclejohn April 20, 2008

    What if the elevator was lost in the space/time aspect for 40 hours. Anyway fucking made me sad.

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  • rodeye2 April 20, 2008

    What,the weak fuck could'nt climb out of there?

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  • 69b4u86 April 20, 2008

    Just as long as i was with a computer and a internet connection.

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  • 69b4u86 April 20, 2008

    Ha! Ha! You have been rick rolled!!

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  • babaganoush April 20, 2008

    Next time, take the stairs.

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  • marvele21 April 20, 2008

    this is a message to all you lazy cunts

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  • diesel91 April 20, 2008

    I'll be willing to bet he takes the stairs from now on

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  • oldunclejohn April 20, 2008

    really??? do you think so? I bet you went to school at MIT didn't you.

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  • kasyr April 20, 2008

    next up 40 hours traped in a stairwell

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  • chevyracerz06 April 20, 2008

    wtf!! anybody watching the camera? there's always some idiot monitoring the security cameras. shit i'd be pissed if that happened to me...cool music btw

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  • traczyk April 20, 2008

    It was actually 41 hours and this was already posted on noob.us three or so, days ago.

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  • kishoph April 20, 2008

    He was fired for missing work.

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  • bucknuts April 20, 2008

    99,999 bottles a beer on the wall 99,999 bottles beer......

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  • rodeye2 April 20, 2008

    missed two days of crazyshit I would be pissed.

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  • 69b4u86 April 21, 2008

    Could have been worse he could have been trapped in there with a guy named BIG BLACK BUBBA JOHNSON!!

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  • ifuckedurmom April 21, 2008

    That's what the stupid fucker gets for smoking. Was it really worth 41 hours you cunt? And seriously where did he shit and piss? I would have been climbing out the fucking ceiling.

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  • fetuswithaids April 21, 2008

    If they played this music in the elevator the dude would have iced himself.

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  • sleeko April 21, 2008

    Spend all that money on a hi-tech video system, and hire some low rent immigrant to watch the screen.....Well, duh,

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  • havanutha April 21, 2008

    40 hours and not one piss or shit?

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  • onlinepredator April 22, 2008

    thats a fair punishment for being the only person in new york without a cell phone.

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  • shimmery315 April 22, 2008

    everytime he opened those doors it was to piss down the shaft..haha, no food...no BM, and probably too pissed off to wank.

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  • 1eyed1derworm April 24, 2008

    lesson: dont take smoke breaks at an office job

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  • evilgenius April 27, 2008

    The NYT story kinda leaves off half way and drifts into elevator contsrtuction and function. DICKS. what happened to the guy, what was his settlement, what was the name of his law firm?

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  • duckym3 August 26, 2009

    ever since i watched homeboy get his face smashed in the elevator and they pulled his arm and shit out i think i would of waited to man elevator shafts are tricky and very dangerous cant just crawl out!

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