Fat Guy gets laughed at during search by police

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Greg J.
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This would be a great time to think about losing weight. When the cop can't keep a straight face after you lift your shirt up that should be some motivation to put down the food and walk around the block a few times. Either that or hide a pistol in your fat folds and shoot that motherfucker for talkin shit.

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  • lickadslit April 21, 2008

    Some cops just like looking at fat sexy bellies.

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  • bucknuts April 21, 2008

    wassamatter cop think tha hunkka-chunkka's too funny?

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  • sleeko April 21, 2008

    Monday...

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  • ramafistfadge April 21, 2008

    put the burger down! PUT THE BURGER DOWN!!!

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  • tripod April 21, 2008

    GAVE THE OFFICER A THRILL, IT DID! :)

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  • monoxide April 21, 2008

    poor guy still had a super size shake to finish and four apple pies..

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  • monoxide April 21, 2008

    WTF, 2indastink...confused the shit out of me!!

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  • madbasturd April 21, 2008

    Walk backwards til the sound of laughter is in your ear

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  • ikill April 21, 2008

    SIR DROP THE MIDGETS!!!

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  • judasz April 21, 2008

    Damn Fatpizzaguy, What did you do? Fail to stop at a stop sign?

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  • hatedogs April 21, 2008

    LOL! If the fat bastard did that side step any better he could merenge from Titusville to Biscayne Bay and everybody would just think that he's a drunk Cuban.

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  • havanutha April 21, 2008

    Sir, you match the description of a missing Sea World inhabitant.

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  • big_daddy305 April 21, 2008

    He laughed because as he said "I want you to turn 360 degrees" he realized that he was asking the planet to rotate.

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  • chokenpuke April 21, 2008

    STEP AWAY FROM THE BURGER NOW!

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  • kasyr April 22, 2008

    thats just mean no one needs to see that

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  • rodeye2 April 22, 2008

    I never said "Simon says",BANG

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  • rodeye2 April 22, 2008

    What you laughing at,this is your future dounut poppin po po,is that 15 cheeseburgers in your squad car.

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  • patton303 April 22, 2008

    Hey 2indastink...

    I went to school in Boulder. I relished slapping the Hippies around...

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  • skoal36 April 22, 2008

    wow how many times have i heard that "driver step out of the car" lickadslit you heard officers say that to me?

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  • fetuswithaids April 22, 2008

    You need two sets of handcuffs for grimace.

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  • shimmery315 April 22, 2008

    i see an obesity harassment claim in the near future, more of my tax dollars being spent on extra value meals.

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  • skinafuckerrus April 23, 2008

    that fucker is under arrest for gravitational pullus interruptus-penal code56:chpt.90

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  • moonchild69 April 23, 2008

    lmao at that comment ~~~~ eheheheh :}

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  • iamdrunk April 25, 2008

    I meet a fat bitch. and she´s as fat as my toe.

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  • brazybushwick April 26, 2008

    i got the same truck in the same color as a fat guy!!

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  • mylarjorgen May 25, 2008

    OK i want you to walk backwards. Til you get to the river. Then i want you to walk backwards some more.

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  • eastbrownn December 5, 2009

    Am i on the internet????

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