Poop in a Microwave, God loves Porn, and Flying Go-Carts

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Greg J.
18,350 Views 8 years ago

So in order to get the trifecta today you had to be flying through the air with a microwave filled with poop. By the time it explodes you'll have enough creativity to become god himself so remember to bring the bleach because even heavenly power can't get out those stains.

21 Comments
  • Jay D. April 21, 2008

    Man, I busted ass so bad Greg had to get up!

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  • judasz April 21, 2008

    You fart like my mother. so is it hard to keep a straight face with your drawers full of shit spay?

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  • twirler April 21, 2008

    PEPTO BISMOL IS MY FRIEND

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  • skinafuckerrus April 21, 2008

    you better check your bikini for chunks jay.

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  • sleeko April 21, 2008

    Greg/Jay....That silence is called "dead air". Since most CS addicts are undoubtedly ADHD, we most likely didn't hear most of the daily shit, cause we move on after about 20 nano-seconds.

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  • chokenpuke April 21, 2008

    Lol first we have Jay have a brain fart,then he shits.So what happens?

    You got it when he got up to go wipe his ass Greg sits in the seat that is now 2 inches taller.

    The real question is did Greg smell the seat before he sat down?

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  • park April 21, 2008

    That one was the weakest episode yet. Normally I like this shit, but come on guys do better next time. Fuck.

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  • hatedogs April 21, 2008

    Where the fuck is Anderson County, Fla, pigfucker?

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  • bucknuts April 22, 2008

    dam big jay!, puttin them bacon strips down in yer undies.

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  • kasyr April 22, 2008

    that must have been one shitty microwave HAHAHAHAHA.......*sigh* i crack myself up sometimes :D

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  • rodeye2 April 22, 2008

    Musta been 7-11,thier microwave always smells like shit.

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  • skoal36 April 22, 2008

    is the preacher atom? preach the fuck

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  • fetuswithaids April 22, 2008

    Lord praise the stripbar.

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  • monoxide April 22, 2008

    JD it was so bad I cant comment..

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  • shimmery315 April 22, 2008

    I'll have to agree, I just got back from Tampa looking forward to my shit...and that's exactly what i got.

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  • skinafuckerrus April 23, 2008

    i live near tampa shimmery.you should have asked.i would of told you to try iraq instead of that fucking place.what a cunt hole of a city huh?did they trap you in some swingers deal and rob you?or did someone bleach your purse in ybor shithole city?please tell?

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  • shimmery315 April 23, 2008

    actually i had a good time, anything is better than this shithole indianapolis...yawn. nothing to fucking do here.

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  • onlinepredator April 23, 2008

    your mic has to stink constantly.

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  • mylarjorgen May 25, 2008

    Is there ever a reason to pu a gallon bag of shit in a microwave? Dude? Readymeals.

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  • mylarjorgen May 25, 2008

    And what exactly did the priest cum over?

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  • mouser June 13, 2008

    good stuff

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